Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 - 2015 Edition

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Well done on missing the point of the entire thread completely

Its not often we see such a bitter exchange between posters from the same team on the Bay.

 

[Mofra]

Its not often we see such a bitter exchange between posters from the same team on the Bay.

Fortunately for Bombers and North fans, their equivalent posters to BD have been perma-banned (Bombers2003/Sooz)

 

[carnthedons]

Fortunately for Bombers and North fans, their equivalent posters to BD have been perma-banned (Bombers2003/Sooz)

not often you've got a poster whose pet is more articulate than they are

 

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Fortunately for Bombers and North fans, their equivalent posters to BD have been perma-banned (Bombers2003/Sooz)

I think you're being slightly harsh on griffy. He keeps Jimmy Brayshaw and the Norf squad honest. Besides in battle you need zealots who'll man the front lines as cannon fodder - when the next Bulldogs scandal breaks you'll be glad to have him around. Sqwark!

Then again Bombres2k3 & Sooz were both unintentionally hilarious so that's not a complete insult.

 

[Suntory Boss Coffee]

Good write up Mof. And to think there are still 20 odd spots left... I wonder who will be number 1 this year

 

[Tbonefreo]

Spiro Malakellis.

I worked with Tony Malakellis. Great bloke

 

[Starburns_]

Its not often we see such a bitter exchange between posters from the same team on the Bay.

Griffy is a Norf fan.

 

[Tippett2Goal]

Geez Malceski lucky to be this low given his output this year

 

[bontshow]

Well done on missing the point of the entire thread completely

Settle down Mof. I enjoy the thread but you've been harsh on Toumpas given even you acknowledge the effect of injuries on his career

 

[Gibbs2CrowsYarran2AA]

Gibbs will be number 1. Soft as shit

 

[Dinsdale]

Its not often we see such a bitter exchange between posters from the same team on the Bay.

where can I get some of that never ending magically appearing popcorn?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Gibbs will be number 1. Soft as shit

Injured for long periods.

 

[LeverPuller]

Are Melbournes list management team eligible?

This looks average in hindsight

 

[Matt Stevic]

Are Melbournes list management team eligible?

Pfft, heaping shit on Meltank's list management is so 2013. We're all about #TheExers now

#LJizz4number1

 

[royals1922]

10 players out of the 30 players now plying their trade elsewhere.

Mofra is a very, very bad man.

 

[Praetorian]

This looks average in hindsight

Never in doubt my friend

 

[Mofra]

10 players out of the 30 players now plying their trade elsewhere.

Mofra is a very, very bad man.

Considering the list was written before trade week, flogstradamus tag is a nose ahead of potential "backfire" tag when we pick up one of these spuds in a year or two (hopefully after they come good - Stefan Martin is evidence they can).

Settle down Mof. I enjoy the thread but you've been harsh on Toumpas given even you acknowledge the effect of injuries on his career

Proving once again you have no clue. Please stop.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Quality write up there, quality.

Masterful work by the Swans to offload him.

 

[see see]

Player #21 - Nick Malceski
Anyway thanks Nick for making those plastic red and yellow bastards overpay for a player taking up a list spot in which they already had significant cover for, and good luck post-career converting a back-alley warehouse into an un signposted "roast our own single origin free-trade free-range" drop-in spot named something like "crank" (all lowercase) that achieves to be both pretentious and dull.

I'm pretty sure that it'd be spelled "crānk" and pronounced by those in the know as "crarnk".

Can't wait till we get to the stage as a society when it's totally acceptable to burn hipsters at the stake.

 

[Mofra]

Can't wait till we get to the stage as a society when it's totally acceptable to burn hipsters at the stake.

"I hacked down their smoldering corpse from the stake before it was cool"

 

[blackshadow]

Nicnat for #1?

A ruckman who can't take it a mark but is still the second coming according to west cokers and media.

Surely someone so hyped has delivered so little..

 

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Nicnat for #1?

A ruckman who can't take it a mark but is still the second coming according to west cokers and media.

Surely someone so hyped has delivered so little..

He has some very large, stiff competition.

This guy loves manhandling his opponent even if they don't have the pill. He refuses to roll-over under pressure and keeps plugging away but sooner or later he'll be exposed as a forwardline predator who makes a lot of noise but shoots blanks.

 

[Mofra]

16 games, he tried to force his way in and really didn't want to take no for an answer but in the end I just couldn't consent to his entry

 

[Hoges64]

he tried to force his way in and really didn't want to take no for an answer but in the end I just couldn't consent to his entry

Wow. Phrasing.

 

[Mofra]

Player #20 - Patrick McGinnity


Pictured: This is actually a thing, presumably attracting less public access than Whoopi Goldberg's sex tape
Fun fact: Whoopi Goldberg has no eyebrows

Patrick McGinnity is supposedly a "midfielder/forward" or "defensive forward" (depending on who you listen to) who plays for the West Coast Eagles.
He has a surname of someone who constantly screws up in a cheesy 1970s G rated comedy. C'mon, you know you can all hear it now:
"Aw geez, I messed up good this time"
*Booming Voice* "McGinniteeeeeeeee!!!!"

Anyway McGinnity proves that merely getting games in the top echelon of clubs does not necessarily make you a good player. In an out of the side this year, he managed 9 games for 4.9 effective disposals per game, 4 goals for the year (in a top tier club mind you, playing forward)... and this is from a guy who averages 63% TOG and is a 26+ year old mature player.
Yes, I said 4 goals. That is a return so poor that if he kicked that as a forward at Carlton, they wouldn't trade him out.

Well, I said mature, but... I'm really just assuming he is now, after previously being banned for a game and fined $2,500 for making slurs against Ricky Pettard's mum. Twice.
I'm not entirely sure what was said but if the media are reporting he threatened to rape Pettard's mum - twice - and the Eagles thought it bad enough to take action we can safely assume this was gentle banter beyond what even Bay cretins like ourselves would find acceptable.

So... he can't find the ball, rarely kicks goals, shit bloke on the field, short, stupid surname and he looks older than at least half of the current AFL coaches.... was there ever any doubt McGinnity would make the list?
Welcome to the list Patrick, and leave my mum out of it or I'll be forced to mention your mum is named Delys (seriously).