Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2018

[MC Bad Genius]

A lot of people are gonna look like dicks in here if it turns out something serious has happen to Mofra...

Maybe Jack Watts finally got a hold of him?

He's been posting in other threads. He's just being a bastard.

 

[iBeng]

He's been posting in other threads. He's just being a bastard.

Hasnt been on since Wednesday last I checked.

 

[Sainter3and7]

Yeah, I just searched. His last post was Monday at 10:28 PM. I hope he is ok.

 

[The Captain]

Hey Mofra

This thread used to be good when Mr Rude ran it. Now it is slower than Tony Locket in the 38th km of a marathon.

 

[bontshow]

Hey Mofra

This thread used to be good when Mr Rude ran it. Now it is slower than Tony Locket in the 38th km of a marathon.

Should have said Lance Whitnall

 

[hawkman]

Can we get Teach's top 50 to fill in the time before Mofra's next post?

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Chief can you drop Mofra an email? Starting to get real worried about him now, apparently hasn’t been on BigFooty since last Wednesday.

 

[leobarryustar]

A lot of people are gonna look like dicks in here if it turns out something serious has happen to Mofra

For his sake, he’d better be seriously injured.

 

[frggr]

Chief can you drop Mofra an email? Starting to get real worried about him now, apparently hasn’t been on BigFooty since last Wednesday.

He's probably off partying with Libba

 

[TedDougChris]

He's probably off partying with Libba

Bloody hell, the next update could be years away......

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

For his sake, he’d better be seriously injured.

Dufresne, you better be sick or dead in there, I shit you not.

 

[Art Corvelay]

Settle down. This thread has to carry Bigfooty through to the start of AFLX. Which is basically end of February.

"Click to subscribe, new episodes each week"

Why would it need to do that? Now that AFLM has finished, I'm fully expecting to see a preview of each AFLXM team from Lethality to keep the thread count ticking over.

 

[vjknight]

This will get his attention.....

 

[WCErevival]

Last year's count finished at Christmas. You have a while to wait yet.

 

[vjknight]

Last year's count finished at Christmas. You have a while to wait yet.

You don't. Yours arrived two days ago.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

There's a "Mofra" over on the Whitten Oval Online Forums www.woof.net.au who is still posting up a storm over there.

Well at least he's ok. Who pissed Mofra off enough for him to boycott bigfooty? The Tom Boyd jokes finally get to him?

https://www.woof.net.au/forum/showt...de-Rumours-and-Discussion&p=619016#post619016

 

[Mofra]

Player #42 - Lukas Webb

Pictured: Webb is tackled by AA Champion and all round perfect human Chad Wingard

Lukas Webb is a Bulldogs player with an outstanding left foot who destroys the VFL competition when he plays there.
A teeny tiny flaw in his game earns him a spot here. Like Starburns_ trying to climb into a caravan without a little metal ladder, he just can't make the step up to the next level.

At VFL level he regularly nabs himself 30+ touches and kicks a goal or two per game. At AFL level he looks lost in the midfield or he goes forward where defenders lead him to the ball and his teammates will sometimes manage to feed him a goal or two. He 'makes the play' even less than this little battler dressed in green:

Unfortunately his year ended on a sour note - a fractured neck (seriously) which is one of the more serious incidents to occur on the field in recent times, on par with Gaff's hit on Brayshaw and that time a Jetta shook a pretend spear at West Coast supporters which in a massive shock caused them to boo.

Webby still managed to head off on an end of season trip to Japan with the recently retired Shane Biggs because even having to wear a scarf everywhere he is absolutely certain to never be 'the weird one' while they are out. Between Barry Hall and Daniel Southern the Bulldogs have a proud history of applying neck braces so hopefully his neck injury doesn't hold him back in future years.

Webby, cheers for the off-field work with mental health and I hope your Japan trip goes better than Brian Lake's did. Welcome to this year's Bottom 50.

 

[Bernie L]

Aaaaaannnnnddddd, wer'e back

 

[cynical]

who the f is lukas webb?

 

[butters88]

A teeny tiny flaw in his game earns him a spot here. Like Starburns_ trying to climb into a caravan without a little metal ladder, he just can't make the step up to the next level.

Short jokes? Really Mofra you’re stooping low there

 

[vjknight]

Player #42 - Lukas Webb

Pictured: Webb is tackled by AA Champion and all round perfect human Chad Wingard

Lukas Webb is a Bulldogs player with an outstanding left foot who destroys the VFL competition when he plays there.
A teeny tiny flaw in his game earns him a spot here. Like Starburns_ trying to climb into a caravan without a little metal ladder, he just can't make the step up to the next level.

At VFL level he regularly nabs himself 30+ touches and kicks a goal or two per game. At AFL level he looks lost in the midfield or he goes forward where defenders lead him to the ball and his teammates will sometimes manage to feed him a goal or two. He 'makes the play' even less than this little battler dressed in green:

Unfortunately his year ended on a sour note - a fractured neck (seriously) which is one of the more serious incidents to occur on the field in recent times, on par with Gaff's hit on Brayshaw and that time a Jetta shook a pretend spear at West Coast supporters which in a massive shock caused them to boo.

Webby still managed to head off on an end of season trip to Japan with the recently retired Shane Biggs because even having to wear a scarf everywhere he is absolutely certain to never be 'the weird one' while they are out. Between Barry Hall and Daniel Southern the Bulldogs have a proud history of applying neck braces so hopefully his neck injury doesn't hold him back in future years.

Webby, cheers for the off-field work with mental health and I hope your Japan trip goes better than Brian Lake's did. Welcome to this year's Bottom 50.

C'mon mof even Paul McCartney went to life magazine to kill the rumour.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Poor Webby, fair dinkum kicking a guy when he's down. Shame on you Mofra

 

[Sainter3and7]

Great to see you back mate, I was actually getting concerned.

 

[leobarryustar]

Poor Webby, fair dinkum kicking a guy when he's down. Shame on you Mofra

 

[FurTheWin]

C'mon mof even Paul McCartney went to life magazine to kill the rumour.

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He wasn't dead, he was just living in Scotland