Mofra
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- Dec 6, 2005
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Hi Bay,
Now that the season is over for the 11 shit clubs (teams that finish 8th don't count) it is time to drag down a bunch of professional footballers, all of whom have reached greater athletic heights than we have, to our collective levels of sloth, debauchery and bad grammar.
If you are easily offended, I suggest you take a gander at the current world we live in and promptly STFU.
The rules
- My listings are final. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.
- Players with less than 20 games in total are excluded, although there is occasionally an allowance given for extraordinary spudness in the face of battle - especially for players who have spent extra time in the AFL environment and/or were first round picks.
- Players who have not played a senior game this year are excluded.
- Weightings have been granted for those who are over-rated, over paid, divers, are noted squibs and/or who are overtly Gen Z/Hipster.
- Melts about player inclusions / exclusions are highly encouraged.
- (New age new rule for 2019): The important thing is the players identify as Bottom 50
Players
#50 - Dayne Beams
#49 - Chad Wingard
#48 - Eddie Betts
#47 - Scott Selwood
#46 - Jack Martin
#45 - Lachie Henderson
#44 - Chris Masten
#43 - David MacKay
#42 - The Wagners
#41 - Billy Gowers
#40 - Nathan Hrovat
#39 - David Armitage
#38 - Fletcher Roberts
#37 - Neville Jetta
#36 - Rhys Stanley
#35 - Brett Deledio
#34 - Anthony Mcdonald-Tipungwuti
#33 - Nathan Jones
#32 - Kyle Hartigan
#31 - Aaron Sandilands
#30 - Billy Stretch
#29 - Paul Puopolo
#28 - Mason Wood
#27 - Aaron Francis
#26 - Ben Stratton
#25 - Assorted McDonalds
#24 - Daniel Menzel
#23 - Lewis Taylor
#22 - Sam Weideman
#21 - Jake Carlisle
#20 - Steven Motlop
#19 - Charlie Dixon
#18 - Taylor Walker
#17 - Sam Frost
#16 - Shane Mumford
#15 - Josh Jenkins
#14 - Kieran Jack
#13 - Phill Inn
#12 - Zac Smith
#11 - Mitch McGovern
#10 - Buddy Franklin
#9 - Braydon Preuss
#8 - Steven May
#7 - Jesse Hogan
#6 - Dan Hannebery
Bottom 50 Lifetime Achievement Award 2019: Gary Rohan
#5 - David Myers
#4 - Jacob Townsend
#3 - Hayden Ballantyne
#2 - Zac Clarke
#1 - Bryce Gibbs
Now that the season is over for the 11 shit clubs (teams that finish 8th don't count) it is time to drag down a bunch of professional footballers, all of whom have reached greater athletic heights than we have, to our collective levels of sloth, debauchery and bad grammar.
If you are easily offended, I suggest you take a gander at the current world we live in and promptly STFU.
The rules
- My listings are final. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.
- Players with less than 20 games in total are excluded, although there is occasionally an allowance given for extraordinary spudness in the face of battle - especially for players who have spent extra time in the AFL environment and/or were first round picks.
- Players who have not played a senior game this year are excluded.
- Weightings have been granted for those who are over-rated, over paid, divers, are noted squibs and/or who are overtly Gen Z/Hipster.
- Melts about player inclusions / exclusions are highly encouraged.
- (New age new rule for 2019): The important thing is the players identify as Bottom 50
Players
#50 - Dayne Beams
#49 - Chad Wingard
#48 - Eddie Betts
#47 - Scott Selwood
#46 - Jack Martin
#45 - Lachie Henderson
#44 - Chris Masten
#43 - David MacKay
#42 - The Wagners
#41 - Billy Gowers
#40 - Nathan Hrovat
#39 - David Armitage
#38 - Fletcher Roberts
#37 - Neville Jetta
#36 - Rhys Stanley
#35 - Brett Deledio
#34 - Anthony Mcdonald-Tipungwuti
#33 - Nathan Jones
#32 - Kyle Hartigan
#31 - Aaron Sandilands
#30 - Billy Stretch
#29 - Paul Puopolo
#28 - Mason Wood
#27 - Aaron Francis
#26 - Ben Stratton
#25 - Assorted McDonalds
#24 - Daniel Menzel
#23 - Lewis Taylor
#22 - Sam Weideman
#21 - Jake Carlisle
#20 - Steven Motlop
#19 - Charlie Dixon
#18 - Taylor Walker
#17 - Sam Frost
#16 - Shane Mumford
#15 - Josh Jenkins
#14 - Kieran Jack
#13 - Phill Inn
#12 - Zac Smith
#11 - Mitch McGovern
#10 - Buddy Franklin
#9 - Braydon Preuss
#8 - Steven May
#7 - Jesse Hogan
#6 - Dan Hannebery
Bottom 50 Lifetime Achievement Award 2019: Gary Rohan
#5 - David Myers
#4 - Jacob Townsend
#3 - Hayden Ballantyne
#2 - Zac Clarke
#1 - Bryce Gibbs
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