Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2019 - Now featuring the bottom 5 Arnott's biscuits

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If this was the Richmond board everyone would be screaming Brandon Ellis!
 
Amazing that Tim O'Brien should actually work his way off the list this year

They are a few Hawks that could make it though
Stratton
Puopolo
Roughead sadly
Kaiden Brand is the one who really belongs in the bottom 50 for being an absolute spud
Stratton’s a lock of #1, I can smell it from here.
 

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Player #49 - Chad Wingard

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Pictured: Chad's teammates didn't even try to hide the disdain they hold for him on field

Chad Wingard is yet another player Hawthorn 'sold the farm' for last year.
As of yesterday, despite all confidence and assurances, Coniglio will not be joining him.

If we look back to last year, it was a simpler time. The Hawks were still finals aspirants, they had a good young kid on their list named Ryan Burton, and Essendon hadn't won a final for many years.

Clarko, who views the draft with the kind of contempt DanWA holds for black men who point, decided he would trade Hawthorn's first and second round picks and their best young player for Wingard, who has an addiction to Fortnite. For Collingwood fans, Fortnite is not actually the time between dole payments but a violent computer game for nerds. According to the NRA, it is the primary cause of school shootings. Chad seems happy to drift along on natural talent while putting in the minimum amount of effort, so he's basically Mofra during his high school years.

For the sort of price the Hawks paid for him you'd want one of the best players in the competition. What the Hawks got was someone who takes his X Box on interstate trips and plays 'ok' but nowhere near the output he showed a few years ago.

The Chad averaged almost 16 effective disposals this year from his 14 games (a few less than last year) and his goal tally was down a touch also.
Hawks fans will point to him 'almost' kicking a goal per game, but let's look at that shall we? Chad played 6 games against top 8 sides for a grand total of 2 goals, one of which was in the snow against an injury-depleted GWS side with more NEAFL players than Carlton's list. His best game of the year, unsurprisingly, was against the lowly Suns in round 22.

Wingard was publically told off on the field in May by his teammates for what Brendan Goddard described as "a few bad habits". Presumably, these habits went a little beyond pointing and pretzel assault. Chad responded to this 'honest feedback' by dropping a mark with 24 seconds to go while the Hawks were trailing by 5 points. He could have had a shot on goal and covered himself in glory, but then again he's the Chad. As long as he has his pay-cheque, X Box and strong WiFi connection I'm sure he's happy.

Chad Jordan Wingard, I'm sure you'll enjoy your off-season. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2019.
 
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What is this? 2 in 2 days

If it keeps going at this rate this thread will 20 pages shorter without everyone asking when the next post is
I promise to have this wrapped up before Essendon win a final.
 
Player #49 - Chad Wingard

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Pictured: Chad's teammates didn't even try to hide the disdain they hold for him on field

Chad Wingard is yet another player Hawthorn 'sold the farm' for last year.
As of yesterday, despite all confidence and assurances, Coniglio will not be joining him.

If we look back to last year, it was a simpler time. The Hawks were still finals aspirants, they had a good young kid on their list named Ryan Burton, and Essendon hadn't won a final for many years.

Clarko, who views the draft with the kind of contempt DanWA holds for black men who point, decided he would trade Hawthorn's first and second round picks and their best young player for Wingard, who has an addiction to Fortnite. For Collingwood fans, Fortnite is not actually the time between dole payments but a violent computer game for nerds. According to the NRA, it is the primary cause of school shootings. Chad seems happy to drift along on natural talent while putting in the minimum amount of effort, so he's basically Mofra during his high school years.

For the sort of price the Hawks paid for him you'd want one of the best players in the competition. What the Hawks got was someone who takes his X Box on interstate trips and plays 'ok' but nowhere near the output he showed a few years ago.

The Chad averaged almost 16 effective disposals this year from his 14 games (a few less than last year) and his goal tally was down a touch also.
Hawks fans will point to him 'almost' kicking a goal per game, but let's look at that shall we? Chad played 6 games against top 8 sides for a grand total of 2 goals, one of which was in the snow against an injury-depleted GWS side with more NEAFL players than Carlton's list. His best game of the year, unsurprisingly, was against the lowly Suns in round 22.

Wingard was publically told off on the field in May by his teammates for what Brendan Goddard described as "a few bad habits". Presumably, these habits went a little beyond pointing and pretzel assault. Chad responded to this 'honest feedback' by dropping a mark with 24 seconds to go while the Hawks were trailing by 5 points. He could have had a shot on goal and covered himself in glory, but then again he's the Chad. As long as he has his pay-cheque, X Box and strong WiFi connection I'm sure he's happy.

Chad Jordan Wingard, I'm sure you'll enjoy your off-season. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2019.

Nah. Played like shit out of position as a forward in the first half of the year, played very good footy as a midfielder in the second half of the year. Exactly the same as his last season. If anyone should be in the bottom 50 it's Clarkson for taking four months to figure that out.
 
Nah. Played like s**t out of position as a forward in the first half of the year, played very good footy as a midfielder in the second half of the year. Exactly the same as his last season. If anyone should be in the bottom 50 it's Clarkson for taking four months to figure that out.
He was injured for most of preseason and kept getting injured early in the season. Once he was properly fit he went into the middle at looked good
 

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