Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2021

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Other Swan's supporters may disagree, but for me: James Bell. Has the physical attributes but ...

While long departed to become the Dead Cat: No Bounce elsewhere, 'The Grohan' is still #1 at the Bloods.

His influence outlives his time there. When players like Bell or Haywood get the yips or there is an unaccountably silly selection or match up (Melican or Reid) we all know they are doing The Grohan.

It will take a complete rebuild at South Sydney involving purging of any player who shared a locker room with him as well as Horse who kept selecting him before any form of redemption can happen.

It being Christmas and all, especially with the colour "ranga" featuring so strongly, lets celebrate some of his finest achievements:

* The self administered choke hold, especially in Finals at two Clubs
* Selection against all odds then failure in line with them
* Being entirely void of footy IQ
* Spitting the dummy a prodigious distance when Horse finally dropped him
* Having commentators refer to him by both names, say he is so exciting and observe his closing speed causes pressure
* Population loss in the previously innocent town of Cobden as shamefaced residents depart and the erection of a sign in Colac - "We are not the birthplace of The Grohan, lol Cobden"

Merry Christmas The GRohan from BF and the Bloods.