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[cooney]

Wot

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Hey - if someone invented SFAX, and I was selected as a celebrity captain (obvious choice) you would all play for my team right? We could model ourselves on superheros. My super power is that I can pour wine accurately on both sides. Dunno if that’s rare but it’s water off a ducks back for me.

Yakker control your plebs ffs

 

[Proper Gander]

Yakker control your plebs ffs

Not a chance. Yak employs a managerial style supporting innovation

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hey Team

We will have a preseason hit out with the Furies, Wonders and Bombers. Link to the relevant thread below. Stay tuned

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-this-pre-season.1211479/page-2#post-59395494

I didn’t agree to this.

 

[Yakker]

I didn’t agree to this.

I am now a premiership captain. I can do whatever I want with impunity. Be gone minion

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I am now a premiership captain. I can do whatever I want with impunity. Be gone minion

JoshWoodenSpoon ??

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

JoshWoodenSpoon ??

Yep you can join the Bears.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Ciao fellas

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Ciao fellas

DON'T SPEAK TO THESE PEOPLE, MINION!!

 

[cooney]

No

 

[manangatang]

Hey - if someone invented SFAX, and I was selected as a celebrity captain (obvious choice) you would all play for my team right? We could model ourselves on superheros. My super power is that I can pour wine accurately on both sides. Dunno if that’s rare but it’s water off a ducks back for me.

I’m all in on that.

My superpower is that I can bend both of my thumbs backwards at the knuckle. It’s rare and useful for certain things.

 

[Proper Gander]

I’m all in on that.

My superpower is that I can bend both of my thumbs backwards at the knuckle. It’s rare and useful for certain things.

It is rare - but the reason I know that is I can do that too.

Even more impressive is I’ve just discovered my latent talent as an industrial engineer and cat solutions broker. I’ve just built a bespoke cat barrier from wire shelves and cable ties so I can let the breeze in the balcony doors without worrying about the cats escaping.

 

[manangatang]

It is rare - but the reason I know that is I can do that too.

Even more impressive is I’ve just discovered my latent talent as an industrial engineer and cat solutions broker. I’ve just built a bespoke cat barrier from wire shelves and cable ties so I can let the breeze in the balcony doors without worrying about the cats escaping.

We would make a formidable team. Your genius is undoubted.

 

[Proper Gander]

We would make a formidable team. Your genius is undoubted.

It’s when you sit back and think about thumb-bending and wine-pouring that you start to really understand how overrated Patrick Dangerfield is.

 

[manangatang]

It’s when you sit back and think about thumb-bending and wine-pouring that you start to really understand how overrated Patrick Dangerfield is.

He’s nothing but an overcooked Chiko Roll when you look past all that facade.

 

[Proper Gander]

He’s nothing but an overcooked Chiko Roll when you look past all that facade.

Never a truer statement.

You almost might feel sorry for Geelong supporters until you realise that cats2rise lives in a world that actually rates food on a footy oval.

 

[cooney]

Wooooo

 

[Proper Gander]

Wooooo

Well said

 

[sausageroll]

Hey everyone, sorry to intrude. I’ve been criticised recently for not knowing where anyone outside of the Bombers plays.
So just having a look around. Don’t mind me. Carry on.

Piss off back to the Bombers' thread. You should know better than to go anywhere else.

 

[cooney]

Well said

Thanks I tried my best

 

[Test Tickle]

Piss off back to the Bombers' thread. You should know better than to go anywhere else.

So who let him out?

 

[TheCoach16]

Piss off back to the Bombers' thread. You should know better than to go anywhere else.

sausageroll. Demons. Got it. Thanks mate...

 

[cooney]

So who let him out?

Who let the dogs out

 

[TheCoach16]

Who let the dogs out

True story. Some of you may have seen this yourselves...
Recently I had to create a “username” for something online, for my work. As I was setting it up, it asked me choose “three security questions from the list below”...
It had the usual,
“first pet’s name?”
“Mothers maiden name?”
“Favourite tv character?”
etc. And then...

You guessed it! “Who let the dogs out?”

I ****en loved it.

 

[sausageroll]

sausageroll. Demons. Got it. Thanks mate...

TheCoach16. Joining the Demons. Got it. Welcome mate...