manangatang
Günther was slain in the catacombs
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So I thought I was going to have to do the Coaches/Clubman award myself this season, as I heard that Richard_Cranium got himself locked up inside Scomo’s election strategy war room. But just as I was typing up something, this came through via the old fax machine…
“Hello.
I don’t have much time to write this, as I’m currently busy sharpening a chair leg I’ve managed to saw off my hotel chair. I want to give Tim Wilson a taste of what I had to go through when old Mrs. Summerwrench gave me a right good flogging back in Form 2.
She claims I was drunk at school but really I’d been on an opium-bender thanks to a group of my Prussian Junker friends, who had managed to steal some from a Chinese guy down by the docks.
Anyway, I’ll never forget the way she looked at me as she whipped me – it was a look of disappointment. I’m also disappointed in Tim as he’s very likely cost me a lot of betting money and my aspiring career as Michaelia Cash's voice coach, the bastard.
Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, I don’t have much time, but I need to announce the winner of the Coaches Award for Season 32.
So the winner is”
So it turns out he sent the fax without typing the name of the winner. I only found out later that it was Callums_Guns . Even though Cranium is a weird old bugger, he does tend to get these awards right.
Callums_Guns was basically our captain and coach for much of Season 32, and we are super blessed to have had him as a Buller player. I live in perpetual hope that he will return to us post-haste.