Rumour Multiple GWS players are set to be suspended to start the 2025 season after distasteful costumes and skits from their post-season function

[Mudman85]

To me, unless it was something illegal then there is nothing to see here and no reason for AFL to get involved. It's a private party.

 

[TimeFor17]

I see the scenario being the club being called in the morning by the manager wanting restitution for some very minor damage and the manager mentioning the goings on and that staff on duty felt uncomfortable or abhorrent at the events. The club wanting it contained sooner rather than later went to the League in case there is footage (if it is a licensed venue, it no doubt will) or an A Current Affair cheque book journalist floating around flicking a couple of monkeys in any direction for a story.

That or the AFL going "We see Jarryd Hayne" and we raise you the GWS. Well AFL you have to do better if this is your line of thinking
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Thanks to Comix_corp of R/NRL for this extensive yet (highly abridged BF version) list...

• Souths coach Jason Taylor knocked out by David Fa'alogo after attempting to "karate chop" the second rower, dressed in karate gear on the clubs "Chinese" themed Sad Sunday
• Brad Fittler dropped off unconscious outside Glebe police station, described by a police source as "the drunkest human being ever"
• Andrew Johns being nicked in London for ecstasy possession at Kings X station and then in an interview, commented that was not his first rodeo, in and out of season
• The Tigers sending multiple emails over a long period of time to a Canadian Reddit user named Nathan Brown, also because they mistyped an email address
• Jarryd Hayne losing thousands in crypto fraud scheme run by prison cellmate, who had previously been convicted of running a crypto fraud scheme
• Kevin Proctor getting himself fired from the Titans after posting an Instagram story of him vaping in the toilets at half time
• Mitch Kenny posting about "boxing day lines" on his public Instagram story
• Martin Kennedy imprisoned for running large scale reptile smuggling scheme
• Lachlan Lewis stealing a Bluetooth speaker from a club event and selling it on eBay "as a prank"
• Craig Gower going on a drunken rampage at a charity golf day by groping Wayne Pearce's daughter, chasing Mitch Pearce around with a bottle then vomiting on him, streaking nude around the golf course, stealing a golf cart then crashing it and holding a butter knife to the throat of a radio personality before being pinned by security and arrested
• Dragons derail their season by hosting a lockdown-breaking BBQ; key moments include Jack de Belin hiding from police under Paul Vaughan's bed and Corey Norman leaving his wallet at the house before running away
• Nathan Cleary breaks COVID bubble to film TikTok dances
• Andrew Johns gets slizzered at Toowoomba airport, asks a random woman if she had a c-section before falling asleep on the floor
• Josh Dugan and Blake Ferguson skip training to drink vodka cruisers on a roof, post photo evidence on Instagram
• Todd Carney ends his career when a photo of him pissing into his own mouth leaks
• Todd Carney gets himself banned from the entire city of Goulburn after jumping on a car in the Goulburn Workers carpark
• Todd Carney sets his friend's pants on fire while on a camping trip
• Anthony Watts bites an opponent's pxxxs on-field
• Julian O'Neill "I just sh*t in Schlossy's shoe" incident
• Julian O'Neill "pisses under the blackjack table at the casino" incident
• Julian O'Neill "set fire to teenager in foam mascot outfit then escape by swimming naked into the Hastings river and hitchhiking away" incident
• Parramatta board taking and keeping minutes on how exactly they were cheating the salary cap
• Josh Papali'i driving home drunk then calling the cops on himself
• Mitchell Pearce gets drunk and humps a dog
• Joel Monaghan gets drunk and puts his **** in the mouth of a dog
• Bryce Gibbs hammers a nail through his scro**m at Benji Marshall’s house while Benji is away, using Benji's chopping board
• Tigers release commemorative ANZAC jersey with a stock photo of Americans on it
• Nate Myles defecates in hotel corridor in "tragic accident", after mistaking the front door for the bathroom door and locking himself out of his room during a bout of drunken diarrhoea
• Brandon Smith and Cameron Munster get on the bags with randoms in their apartment, photos inevitably leak out
• Coach Brad Fittler fines himself $10 000 after attempting to enter a stranger's hotel room drunk and shirtless
• Fa'amanu Brown blowing up his microwave after reading that microwaving your phone will charge it
• Valentine Holmes posts selfie of himself holding a bag to his Insta story
• Adam O'Brien yells "don't you know who I am" at Newcastle races seccies after bathroom scuffle
• Liam Knight sprays insect repellent into his mouth in an attempt to fool a breathalyser into thinking he was sober
• John Hopoate - enuff said
• Roosters U20s players trash hotel room and smear their faeces all over the floor and tables
• Greg Inglis getting done for high range drink driving and claiming it was from the night before
• Tom Trbojevic loses a footrace to a stranger down the Corso mall, coincidentally pulls up with hamstring issue right after but blames it on a fall in the shower
• Chris Sandow gets into street fight on New Year's Day in Cherbourg, Queensland
• Jarryd Hayne does presentation on cyber safety at a high school, somehow accidentally plays pr0n through the projector
• Mark Gasnier leaves late night angry voicemail requesting a gangbang on woman's phone
• James Tedesco punched by a teammate after attempting to proposition his girlfriend
• Nene Macdonald on Magnetic Island, driving a hire car into a cliff then abandoning it with his ID and open bottles of alcohol in the car
• An unnamed Cowboys player has an affair with a married staffer in an airport bathroom, husband finds out and is distraught. Cowboys ply him with prescription sleep medication which then gets him fired from his job as a truck driver
• Darren Lockyer tackling a barman on a night out, threatens to sue the venue after CCTV footage emerges claiming it wasn't him, then has to apologise after more CCTV conclusively proves it was him
• Beau Falloon texting drug dealer "the season starts now" minutes after the Titans season ends
• David Fifita entering a tinder dates fathers room mistakenly and gets chased out with a bat, Titans attempt to keep family quiet by paying for a CCTV system
• North Sydney Bears players kicked out of the cricket after throwing tomato sauce and a cup of urine on other spectators
• Mitchell Pearce blows up own wedding by sexting Knights employee days before the event
• Albert Kelly filmed blind harassing patrons in a U.K McDonald's
• Greg Bird arrested on his wedding weekend in Byron Bay after urinating near a cop car
• Mark Taufua gets dropped by Wayne Bennett, tweets that he wished he was a player "so I could fold him like my washing"
• Craig Gower tries to kiss a man in kings cross, before biting him on the neck vampire style and instigating a brawl
• Yileen Gordon sacked by Tigers after writing "obscene" message on whiteboard during school visit
• Rex Mossop makes citizen's arrest of nudist, tells media that "male genitalia shouldn't be rammed down people's throat"
• Wally Lewis buys shitbox car to drive around during a Kangaroos tour; teammates pick it up from the carpark and throw it into a river as a prank before realising the next morning that they had done it to the wrong car
• Cowboys hooker Jason Death fined 10k and sent home from 97 WCC for exposing himself and "doing the helicopter" in front of the Australian cricket team (and their wives) in a hotel bar
• Fatty calls journalist Piers Akerman a "fat heap of sh*t" while MCing the ARL's first press conference of the Super League war
• Brent Todd tells media he joined the Gold Coast Seagulls because "the sheilas are good looking and I want to **** them all"
• Matt Burton tells podcast that he is not certain if the earth is round or flat
• Terry Hill and Scott Fulton convicted for poaching lobsters from pots along the Hawkesbury River
• Ray Hadley tries to get Matt Parish fired from his job at the Raiders because Parish had slept with Hadley's wife
• Maroons coach Kevin Walters pays psychic "coach whisperer" $5500 an hour to give him advice on being successful for the 2019 Origin series; advice is to ban the words "New South Wales" and "Blues" from camp. NSW proceed to win 2-1
• Tylan May films himself inside speeding car, passenger says "holy moly bra", May posts it on his Instagram

Wowee! I can’t work out if you are an AI bot or on coke… many valid points though. Keep up the good work

 

[VL3OJ]

This is just a few of them. I was literally, unwittingly to a degree, involved in one of the more famous ones of more modern times. No one does it like leaguies.

Wonder if it was the same one as the one I was involved in? Chances are slim given the depth of talent in that list

 

[PhatBoy]

Wonder if it was the same one as the one I was involved in? Chances are slim given the depth of talent in that list

lol there’s plenty to go around
The one I was involved in was a fair beat up, in retrospect, involving a uni dorm and a…. Non-metropolitan team

 

[sabso]

Shit I’m in trouble if pissing in your own mouth is a sackable offence

 

[Saint Shags]

No, not at all. I see both of those Sydney players as human beings and I’m confused by your insinuation to gorilla’s to be fair. They are both champions of the game who generally played very fair and weren’t aggressive. I see a gorilla as being a very aggressive beast. What is your connection? From your post, the only thing I am seeing is another indoctrinated woke human trying to stir up shit from nothing because that’s what victims do… let me guess - your husband or wife or boss or brother or others in your life have done the wrong thing by you over the journey? You don’t have to answer this but this is the common theme in victims lives. I probably won’t ont get likes from this comment. But the truth is the truth, albeit the pain that can come with it

The only shit stirrer here is you.
The only reason you wouldn't get many likes on here is because your disingenuous argument about there not being a problem with someone dressing as a gorilla and then wearing the Sydney jumper with the numbers 23 or 37 on the back.

Go hunt for likes on 4chan.

 

[Cyclops]

be supreme gentleman

notice AFL players to be punished for undefined incident.

obviously it's because of the woke mind virus

normies baffled

try to explain that you don't even care with walls of text

 

[kozi]

You just know their twitter guy had to be held back from making some sh*t gag to try lessen the blow

 

[Thomasno]

Was Erin Brockovich woke ?
Kill Bill ?
Tomb Raider?
Charlies Angels?
Silence of the Lambs?

I would just like to clarify that I am not one of these people lol, I was just explaining what these types of people usually think is “woke”

 

[Lingsface]

Let comedy be outrageous, it is comedy!

 

[justlookingaround]

Go woke, go broke is true in the entertainment industry.

• The Marvels, lost $$$
• Women Ghostbusters remake, lost $$$
• New woke star wars shows, lost $$$

What about the new joker … is that w-w-woke too?..

 

[justlookingaround]

Anyway, I’ve known people who’ve worked at mad Mondays before and these events are usually totally locked down. Bar staff aren’t allowed to have their phones on them and players don’t take pics.

Guessing a staff member at the venue saw something that offended them so badly they contacted the club?

Giants should’ve been smarter picking their venue. There’s places that host literal orgies that black out the windows for you. Amateur hour over here.

 

[Malifice]

When this sorta thing pops up....I think the people concerned are more worried about the contents of what's been read to the children and not so much what they're wearing.

They're reading children's books. I've been to one with my 4-year-old.

 

[Malifice]

Got no issue with blokes wearing a dress

You literally just called it 'perverted'.

Every denial by you blokes is an admission.

 

[Biggy_Boy]

Found one of the skits right here

 

[Randomizor]

I haven’t heard of this Woke bloke before but given his name is all over the thread, I’m guessing he’s facing a long suspension?

 

[craffles]

I heard it was Aaron Cadman pretending to be a footballer worthy of a #1 draft pick