Murali Chucks A Wedding Surprise

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Be warned I will attempt as many throwing jokes as I possibly can

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Murali ties the knot
By Charlie Austin in Chennai
22mar05
SURROUNDED by brightly coloured statues of Hindu gods, Sri Lankan spinner Muttiah Muralitharan was married today, to the relief of his mother.

Muralitharan wed 24-year-old business graduate Madhi Ramamurthy at a five-hour ceremony attended by 2000 guests in the southern Indian city of Chennai.

"This is the happiest day of my life," the 32-year-old told Reuters at the ceremony witnessed by team mates Sanath Jayasuriya, Chaminda Vaas and World Cup-winning captain and close friend Arjuna Ranatunga.

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Apprently even the bride got in on the act and threw the bouqet with a slight suspect action. Murali had a few beers and chucked everywhere.Got into a fight and threw a punch after chucking a wobbly.Woke up in the morning and Hair of the dog.


All jokes aside congratulations to Murali and his new bride and lets hope he doesnt have sms coverage in Sri Lanka

 

[jagx00]

Good luck Murali and be careful with that shoulder on the honeymoon.

 

[meh]

Well done Murali, i will like you until you overtake shane

 

[grayza]

Well done Murali, i will like you until you overtake shane

lol same here

 

[pav_is_god]

5 hour ceremony!!!!

 

[bibi01]

ranatunga called a halt to proceedings as he though murali's father in law was signalling 'no ball' when he extended his arm to take the hand of his daughter to walk her down the asile

 

[crudbucket]

Be warned I will attempt as many throwing jokes as I possibly can

Show Me Your Doosra Honey


Murali ties the knot
By Charlie Austin in Chennai
22mar05
SURROUNDED by brightly coloured statues of Hindu gods, Sri Lankan spinner Muttiah Muralitharan was married today, to the relief of his mother.

Muralitharan wed 24-year-old business graduate Madhi Ramamurthy at a five-hour ceremony attended by 2000 guests in the southern Indian city of Chennai.

"This is the happiest day of my life," the 32-year-old told Reuters at the ceremony witnessed by team mates Sanath Jayasuriya, Chaminda Vaas and World Cup-winning captain and close friend Arjuna Ranatunga.

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Apprently even the bride got in on the act and threw the bouqet with a slight suspect action. Murali had a few beers and chucked everywhere.Got into a fight and threw a punch after chucking a wobbly.Woke up in the morning and Hair of the dog.


All jokes aside congratulations to Murali and his new bride and lets hope he doesnt have sms coverage in Sri Lanka

Threw the missus into the cot that night, but was too drunk to "bowl" the leg ?

 

[crazy_big_al]

now he will breed more chuckers

 

[likka]

Apparently Murali has a birth defect with his old fella that means it doesn't fully straighten when amply supplied with blood. To the naked eye his fornicating action is subsequently very suspicious, but has been cleared by biomechanics expert Bruce Reid after a long and exhaustive scientific study conducted at the Cannes pr0n film festival.

There is debate as to whether his action deteriorates when under pressure in match conditions. Apparently Chris Broad was observing on the honeymoon night to ensure all was above board.

 

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Apparently Murali has a birth defect with his old fella that means it doesn't fully straighten when amply supplied with blood. To the naked eye his fornicating action is subsequently very suspicious, but has been cleared by biomechanics expert Bruce Reid after a long and exhaustive scientific study conducted at the Cannes pr0n film festival.

There is debate as to whether his action deteriorates when under pressure in match conditions. Apparently Chris Broad was observing on the honeymoon night to ensure all was above board.

Chris Broad was also spotted winding his watch.

So do they check Muralis bedroom action in slow motion? Or will they go for real time checking?Oh Oh quick fellas hes speeding his action up

 

[likka]

Chris Broad was also spotted winding his watch.

So do they check Muralis bedroom action in slow motion? Or will they go for real time checking?Oh Oh quick fellas hes speeding his action up

They employ the use of high speed cameras.

 

[JonnyHawker]

Good stuff Murali, get yourself back to fitness and make a long awaited comeback on the road to 1000 test wickets!!