Roast NAB 3 Post match - the vent thread

[Subtemperate]

I hate everything, especially Subtemperate - what a douche!

I get so angry I think Im supporting st kilda... cos I see black and white and red....

And Demonalke stop being childish because.... it takes one to know one

 

[Demonalke]

I get so angry I think Im supporting st kilda... cos I see black and white and red....

And Demonalke stop being childish because.... it takes one to know one

I was being facetious, if you are going to retort, please use proper grammar, including capitalising the nouns.

 

[Subtemperate]

I was being facetious, if you are going to retort, please use proper grammar, including capitalising the nouns.

im very sorry i cant believe i did that must be all this rage blinding my ability to find the shift button and could you please put in a few more commas as i dont think you have enough

 

[Demonalke]

im very sorry i cant believe i did that must be all this rage blinding my ability to find the shift button and could you please put in a few more commas as i dont think you have enough

,I, th,ink, I, could, u,se, mo,re - th8nks, 4, da, tip.

 

[Frankie23]

Thought we were playing tomorrow, just found out we played tonight. God damn.

 

[partypie]

Thought we were playing tomorrow, just found out we played tonight. God damn.

Don't worry - there were 22 blokes wearing black & white at Etihad last night who made the same mistake...

 

[Good_Old]

Only 2 post match threads, eh?

I think 3 is the absolute minimum requirement, I'll get to creating it now.

 

[on the de goey]

We are toast.. Eddie bucks hine pert all need to go!!

Lol just joking..

Bucks will struggle to see the year out. Our list is poor.. Can't be bothered going through the reasons why..

 

[Good_Old]

We are toast.. Eddie bucks hine pert all need to go!!

Lol just joking..

Bucks will struggle to see the year out. Our list is poor.. Can't be bothered going through the reasons why..

No please do.

 

[on the de goey]

No please do.

Ok

Can't hold ball in 50
Ball comes out too easy
Can't kick efficiently inside 50
Can't cope with teams that run and carry
Constantly kick it to a player that is outnumbered
Can't handle when teams put mNic pressure on us. We panic & turn it over

All comes down to structures and we don't have one

Bucks can't coach end of story

 

[malteaser]

I punched my neighbours cat repeatedly in the face during that game, but you guys sound like you need to take it easy it's just NAB cup

before


after

 

[rand corp]

VARCOE!

 

[Temploar]

I think I drank too much wine while watching that game
At least 2 glasses!
Drowning my sorrows

Bloody Collingwood

I drank half a bottle of vodka, thank the gods i'm still here.

 

[ksardog]

VARCOE!

Another to join a long line of spud recruits.

How we ever signed off on that deal is mind boggling.

 

[CasuallyDressed]

Varcoe is our worst recruit in a long time.

Yes, worse than Russell or Corrie.

 

[ottoman]

Varcoe is our worst recruit in a long time.

Yes, worse than Russell or Corrie.

nah. That honour goes to White. Lets at least give Varcoe one season to see if he can elevate himself to Whites levels

 

[Captivating]

we have the leagues worst forward line with 5 massive spuds in Cloke, White, Goldsack, Varcoe and and Fasolo. They are finished, pathetic, incapable, slow and lazy respectively.

 

[Baltimore Jack]

I like practice matches

 

[Lefthanded]

God, if you really are god, you'll forgive me for taking our 2011 games for granted and finding them boring because I knew we would more than likely win them and wishing we weren't that so the games would be more exciting.
PLEASE HAVE MERCY AND MAKE US NOT SHIT~

I think I need a snickers.

Sorry, players need them more.

we have the leagues worst forward line with 5 massive spuds in Cloke, White, Goldsack, Varcoe and and Fasolo. They are finished, pathetic, incapable, slow and lazy respectively.

I haven't seen the game but how do all those guys get a mention before Blair?

 

[DrDavoren]

we have the leagues worst forward line with 5 massive spuds in Cloke, White, Goldsack, Varcoe and and Fasolo. They are finished, pathetic, incapable, slow and lazy respectively.

I think that it should be : out of position, frustrating, one trick pony, down hill skier, lazy

 

[Captivating]

Sorry, players need them more.



I haven't seen the game but how do all those guys get a mention before Blair?

Blair looks at least remotely interested.

Cloke - washed up. He's only getting a game based on reputation. On current form, doesn't even make the best 22.
White - the most useless soft player on our list. The quicker we de-list this spud the better.
Goldsack - how he gets a game averaging 6 possessions amazes me. Does nothing all game. To have a spot on a ground for a player who only tackles just shows how much Buckley has lost the plot.
Varcoe - slow, soft and lazy. He'll be playing VFL if his current form is any indicator of what he's going to produce.
Fasolo - laziest player on our list. Should be relegated to the VFL for all of 2015 and delisted / traded.

 

[ace andy]

Blair looks at least remotely interested.

Cloke - washed up. He's only getting a game based on reputation. On current form, doesn't even make the best 22.
White - the most useless soft player on our list. The quicker we de-list this spud the better.
Goldsack - how he gets a game averaging 6 possessions amazes me. Does nothing all game. To have a spot on a ground for a player who only tackles just shows how much Buckley has lost the plot.
Varcoe - slow, soft and lazy. He'll be playing VFL if his current form is any indicator of what he's going to produce.
Fasolo - laziest player on our list. Should be relegated to the VFL for all of 2015 and delisted / traded.

Cloke is definitely not performing well. But I wouldn't completely blame him. He is being triple teamed constantly and when the ball is kicked to him its over his head where he has to stop and prop making it easy for the defender to punch it. He needs to play outside the 50 for a while to get his confidence back with some lead up marks. Having him outside the 50 would also force the mids to look for other options inside 50 rather than bomb it to his head all the time.

 

[partypie]

Sorry, players need them more.

Do any of them actually get angry (or hungry) enough to need a snickers...

 

[swiftdog]

Why do we still act like these games actually ****ing matter? History shows they mean nothing.

 

[Baltimore Jack]

Why do we still act like these games actually ******* matter? History shows they mean nothing.

Exactly...its a training run, nothing more