Training Nakia Cockatoo

[CatToTheFuture]

If you think 'uncle' means something then you don't understand indigenous people the world over.
My wife is Maori. I've met that many 'uncles' that she doesn't even know it's not funny.
It's akin to 'bro' but just directed differently to an elder.

It's not even a indigenous thing. Half my workmates are called uncle by my son and he's as ginger as Lingy

 

[thecatattack]

Easiest money a bookie ever made - start a rumor a player who is clearly not playing will play and collect the cheeky 10ers punters throw on

Again, they void the bet and refund the money if the player doesn't play.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Wishful thinking.
Has there ever been a more speculated 5 year 34 game player?

Yeah Linc and Menzel.

 

[catman2006]

Did he play yesterday

 

[Vdubs]

Yeah Linc and Menzel.

Menzel had actually produced several BOG performances before he was cruelled by those injuries. And his injuries were always known to be 12m rehab periods. Cocky seems to go from one injury to another different one each time.
Maybe Cocky has also, but still, I think the speculation about him had better bear some fruit next year, otherwise he joins Menzel, Vardy, & Linc.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Menzel had actually produced several BOG performances before he was cruelled by those injuries. And his injuries were always known to be 12m rehab periods. Cocky seems to go from one injury to another different one each time.
Maybe Cocky has also, but still, I think the speculation about him had better bear some fruit next year, otherwise he joins Menzel, Vardy, & Linc.

& Cowan too. And yeah as big of a fan I am I know it just can't keep going like this.

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

Yeah Linc and Menzel.

Vardy?

 

[Vdubs]

Vardy?

as above

 

[00VicWard001]

Got a theory about Cocky and TK. Having a gander at both TK and his partner's Instagram over the last few weeks, it seems the two of them are pretty close. Caitlin posted about Cocky's return to VFL last week while the seniors were over in Perth and there's been several times they've referred to him as "Uncle Nakia" when posting photos of Nakia and their kids.

I wonder if we're going to put Cocky on ice for the rest of the season, and entice TK to stay so they can both play in Cocky's return match in the hoops early in 2020.

At the open training session last month, I saw Caitlin and TK’s cousin waving to Cocky and him waving back. It was definitely very friendly and he his vision found them easily in the crowd.

 

[AM]

At the open training session last month, I saw Caitlin and TK’s cousin waving to Cocky and him waving back. It was definitely very friendly and he his vision found them easily in the crowd.

Are you suggesting both Cocky and TK are destined for the Weagles as a package deal?

 

[Strange Cat]

Are you suggesting both Cocky and TK are destined for the Weagles as a package deal?

Well a certain someone did demand that we package up Clark and TK to the weagles...stating that Clark was a dud anyway

You can imagine what everyone reply to that was

 

[00VicWard001]

Are you suggesting both Cocky and TK are destined for the Weagles as a package deal?

Yes. That is what I am suggesting.

And we get NicNat and Yeo in return.

 

[AM]

Yes. That is what I am suggesting.

And we get NicNat and Yeo in return.

And a 1st rounder too.

 

[Partridge]

Yes. That is what I am suggesting.

And we get NicNat and Yeo in return.

Can't quite see that happening.

To other teams, Kelly is worth a lot. Cockatoo isn't.

 

[00VicWard001]

Can't quite see that happening.

To other teams, Kelly is worth a lot. Cockatoo isn't.

Sarcasm. Maybe?

I would swap Kelly for Yeo no problems. Cockatoo I want to keep for awhile.

 

[Max Milburn]

Sarcasm. Maybe?

I would swap Kelly for Yeo no problems. Cockatoo I want to keep for awhile.

A Tim Kelly in the hand is worth three broken Cockies in a bush.

 

[00VicWard001]

A Tim Kelly in the hand is worth three broken Cockies in a bush.

One broken young Cockatoo = one broken old NicNat?

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

One broken young Cockatoo = one broken old NicNat?

I work in the WA mines so the joint is wall to wall Eagles supporters. They were all squealing to me last year when the deal wasn't done. I just said fine, give us NicNat and something else and you can have him. They weren't sure what to say or do, I think their heads were ready to explode. No way you can have NicNat. I said you just won a flag without him and he's much older than Kelly and he's broken too. Nope, can't have him, he's worth more than that.

Yeah, righto.

I started a rumour here on site a couple of weeks ago. I told them I still had close mates in Geelong who were in the know at the club. I told them that my mates had said to me that Geelong were going to send a reserves side up to Brisbane in the 2nd last round. The club figured Brisbane were likely to win anyway, so they'd let them win by a lot to boost their percentage and make sure they finished 2nd. It would keep WCE in 3rd and make sure they had to travel at least the first week and maybe 3rd and 4th week of the finals.

They were dark on that one, believed me completely.

 

[Max Milburn]

I work in the WA mines so the joint is wall to wall Eagles supporters. They were all squealing to me last year when the deal wasn't done. I just said fine, give us NicNat and something else and you can have him. They weren't sure what to say or do, I think their heads were ready to explode. No way you can have NicNat. I said you just won a flag without him and he's much older than Kelly and he's broken too. Nope, can't have him, he's worth more than that.

Yeah, righto.

I started a rumour here on site a couple of weeks ago. I told them I still had close mates in Geelong who were in the know at the club. I told them that my mates had said to me that Geelong were going to send a reserves side up to Brisbane in the 2nd last round. The club figured Brisbane were likely to win anyway, so they'd let them win by a lot to boost their percentage and make sure they finished 2nd. It would keep WCE in 3rd and make sure they had to travel at least the first week and maybe 3rd and 4th week of the finals.

They were dark on that one, believed me completely.

Keep up the good work.

 

[00VicWard001]

I work in the WA mines so the joint is wall to wall Eagles supporters. They were all squealing to me last year when the deal wasn't done. I just said fine, give us NicNat and something else and you can have him. They weren't sure what to say or do, I think their heads were ready to explode. No way you can have NicNat. I said you just won a flag without him and he's much older than Kelly and he's broken too. Nope, can't have him, he's worth more than that.

Yeah, righto.

I started a rumour here on site a couple of weeks ago. I told them I still had close mates in Geelong who were in the know at the club. I told them that my mates had said to me that Geelong were going to send a reserves side up to Brisbane in the 2nd last round. The club figured Brisbane were likely to win anyway, so they'd let them win by a lot to boost their percentage and make sure they finished 2nd. It would keep WCE in 3rd and make sure they had to travel at least the first week and maybe 3rd and 4th week of the finals.

They were dark on that one, believed me completely.

I hope they don't read this thread!

That being said, keep up the good work. Nothing better or easier than stirring WC over Tim Kelly.

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

I hope they don't read this thread!

That being said, keep up the good work. Nothing better or easier than stirring WC over Tim Kelly.

I needle them all the time, it's a sport for me. It can be a bit tough to get some of them when they just throw '92 and '94 back at me. Really nowhere to go from that.

 

[AM]

I hope they don't read this thread!

That being said, keep up the good work. Nothing better or easier than stirring WC over Tim Kelly.

Let's hope they don't have the last laugh. Came within a bees diaphragm of achieving that last year.

 

[00VicWard001]

I needle them all the time, it's a sport for me. It can be a bit tough to get some of them when they just throw '92 and '94 back at me. Really nowhere to go from that.

There’s always the low blow of referring to Cousins drugs etc.... play the man if you can’t play the ball I say.

 

[Vdubs]

Yes. That is what I am suggesting.

And we get NicNat and Yeo in return.

Like for like, Crock for crock

 

[catempire]

I work in the WA mines so the joint is wall to wall Eagles supporters. They were all squealing to me last year when the deal wasn't done. I just said fine, give us NicNat and something else and you can have him. They weren't sure what to say or do, I think their heads were ready to explode. No way you can have NicNat. I said you just won a flag without him and he's much older than Kelly and he's broken too. Nope, can't have him, he's worth more than that.

Yeah, righto.

I started a rumour here on site a couple of weeks ago. I told them I still had close mates in Geelong who were in the know at the club. I told them that my mates had said to me that Geelong were going to send a reserves side up to Brisbane in the 2nd last round. The club figured Brisbane were likely to win anyway, so they'd let them win by a lot to boost their percentage and make sure they finished 2nd. It would keep WCE in 3rd and make sure they had to travel at least the first week and maybe 3rd and 4th week of the finals.

They were dark on that one, believed me completely.

Although I'm an atheist this is truly God's work.