Game Name a player with a stupid name!

[SirJimi05]

Eljay Connors.

Not the worst name of the bunch, but when you pair it with his lovely mug it takes the cake! Pity he got the flick, the competition needs more comedic pieces like this.

Apparently his old man has been an employee of LJ Hooker for 20 years and wanted to pay respect.

Don't know why Cruize Garlett has been mentioned in this thread. It's one of the best names going around. I'm hoping to convince my mrs to use that name for our baby boy which is on the way.

It goes really well with my surname.

 

[Lucev23]

Llane Spaanderman.

Read 3 pages of this thread before finding this

Pisser of a thread.

 

[WCErevival]

Me and a mate always remember Laurie Bellotti that used to play for the Eagles.
Nathan Bock. Sounds like a chicken.
Clive Waterhouse
Hose Romero

And from the rugby, Stirling Mortlock. Seriously what the hell is that?

 

[Giants FC]

From the NRL, playing for Parramatta:
Fui Fui Moi Moi.

But here's a Tongan rugby league player FTW.
Taufa Fukofuka

 

[quotemokc]

Jobe Watson is an odd name.

Honestly, anyone know someone else named Jobe?

 

[Giants FC]

And here's one from the Olympics. He was doing well until the crowd chanting his name put him off.......

 

[kane249]

And here's one from the Olympics. He was doing well until the crowd chanting his name put him off.......

Quoted for the failed link

From the soccer world there was
Dean Windass
Danny Shittu

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I like that one. It takes a lot of guts to name your child after a contraceptive.

What about his sister, Fleur?

 

[Dangas]

Dane Swan

 

[Dangas]

Setanta O'hailpin. I thought that would have been one of the First

Amon Buchanan
Alroy Gilligans a classic. GILLIGAN
Alipate Carlile
Cruize Garlett
Bradd Dalziell... like Brad-d. Like he's got a studder
Cale Morton
Tom Allwright is pretty funny..
Tarkyn is shocker
Cheynee Stiller...

The dogs have a few
Ayce Cordy. Ayce?
Andrejs Everitt
Jamason Daniels.. A rookie
Easton Wood


Buckleys kid... Jet. The kids gonna have a lot of pressure on him to perform with a name like that

...have you heard Monty speak, is priceless?

 

[stabler]

Jobe Watson is an odd name.

Honestly, anyone know someone else named Jobe?

just this guy

only its spelt Gob

 

[Blue Dimension]

Jobe Watson is an odd name.

Honestly, anyone know someone else named Jobe?

Some guy in the Bible.

 

[dirtyratz]

Essendon centre line in the early 90s was gold
Kickett - Long - Dick

Willeat Dick

 

[Swansujelly]

Wayne Weideman-crows...go the mullet!

World B Free...old school NBA player

 

[warrior_4]

Me and a mate always remember Laurie Bellotti that used to play for the Eagles.
Nathan Bock. Sounds like a chicken.
Clive Waterhouse
Hose Romero

And from the rugby, Stirling Mortlock. Seriously what the hell is that?

hahaha...for some reason made me lose it..

 

[Jumpin' Jimmy]

Anthony Koutafidamedes

Tarkyn Oath

Alan Deduk

Mike Pyke

Melbourne Storm's Cooper Cronk

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

can't believe no-one has said Nathan Djeurkka from Geelong

Nathan Djerrkura, yeah...

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

But here's a Tongan rugby league player FTW.
Taufa Fukofuka

Oh lord... yeah, and I remember a Yugoslavian basketballer in the Sydney Olympics whose last name was "****a"

 

[Jumpin' Jimmy]

Gold Coast recruit Karmichael Hunt.

Referred to as K, or special K, or as Rabbits Warren inadvertently once called him with a "silent" H.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Daniel Bass....

 

[Korn]

Oh lord... yeah, and I remember a Yugoslavian basketballer in the Sydney Olympics whose last name was "****a"

Yes
Gregor heck a

 

[LightTower4]

Henry 'Ivo' Crapp (1872 – 20 January 1924), was a leading Australian rules football field umpire in the Victorian Football League (VFL) at its formation in the
1890s, and with the West Australian Football League in the early 1900s. Known as VFL's 'Prince of Umpires', he umpired the first ever match in that League.

No wonder they have all followed in his names footsteps.

 

[Tranquilli37]

I havnt read the whole thread, not too sure if this ones come up, Rupert Betheras.

 

[Bell Ringer]

Yes
Gregor heck a

He actually played for Italy but was born in Slovenia. Fortunately for him, it's supposed to be pronounced "Fooch-ka". Unfortunately for him, no one cares.

 

[Lileasy]

My apologies if this has already been said.....Andrew Swallow?