News New Jumpers for 2015

[Stromageddon]

Honestly, the thing that really bugs me about the poo-drop is the lack of club colours.

Look, I can understand the addition of a non-club colour (navy seems to be pretty popular for Hawthorn) but I just don't get why they decided to make it a blue and black guernsey.

 

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tbh I'd prefer to have a Geelong guernsey as our clash



It's that bad.

 

[DoctorPav29]

tbh I'd prefer to have a Geelong guernsey as our clash



It's that bad.

Would you prefer this?

 

[Dylan8]

You know when you swat a moth and it smears everywhere and it's all gross

That's what it looks like

 

[MIKE85]

I reckon it looks like a weird mix between the predator alien things and that helmet that magneto wears in X-men. I have named it predneto.

 

[Mr Eagle]

'The Golden Shower', surely?

 

[DoctorPav29]

I think a lot of people, namely the facebook plebs, think clash jumper means what they wear in every game.

 

[undefined]

Facebook plebs, I like it



I've come to the conclusion that the 'modern graphic' is just one massive shit stain

 

[DoctorPav29]

Facebook plebs, I like it



I've come to the conclusion that the 'modern graphic' is just one massive shit stain

With a splash of piss on the top.

 

[Cody_]

it honestly looks like someone has wiped their ass on a plain white jumper

or it looks like something from Back to the future..

I cant decide which one

 

[DoctorPav29]

it honestly looks like someone has wiped their ass on a plain white jumper

or it looks like something from Back to the future..

I cant decide which one

Doc's reaction when he sees Hawthorn's clash in 2015. I could use a stack of Back to the Future references here.

 

[Greater Gattsby]

Thanks a lot NRL.

 

[thequarry]

It's like a Hawthorn-themed cross between Port Adelaide's 2004-06 and 2007-08 clash jumpers:

 

[shrekswamp15]

the power ranger looks better

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

That Hawks clash jumper. That looks horrid. Absolutely horrid!

 

[akkaps]

By the way, the last piece of the puzzle. This was the most obvious place for the last piece:

 

[Cody_]

By the way, the last piece of the puzzle. This was the most obvious place for the last piece:

hey we both picked it correctly lol

 

[DoctorPav29]

It's like a Hawthorn-themed cross between Port Adelaide's 2004-06 and 2007-08 clash jumpers:

He looks so happy to be wearing that

 

[akkaps]

hey we both picked it correctly lol

Forgot to go to the city today to collect my $500.

 

[hitthepost]

He looks so happy to be wearing that

Might have more to do with the result of the game?
If he looked like that BEFORE the match I'd agree with you

 

[Cody_]

Forgot to go to the city today to collect my $500.

yeh same here, woulda just bought Real Madrid stuff with my $500

 

[Mr Eagle]

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/a-history-of-terrible-hawthorn-jumpers-20150410-1mi9wl.html

Fairfax piles on.

 

[wing it]

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/a-history-of-terrible-hawthorn-jumpers-20150410-1mi9wl.html

Fairfax piles on.

Haha gold. An "acid trip metallic bedazzling" sums it up nicely

 

[rabbitoh21]

Would a white version of the diamonds be preferable as clash?

 

[Cody_]

Haha gold.

literally