Nick Vlastuin has already gone past Dyson Heppell

[Rich01]

Richmond bottom 4 for contested possessions (below Poort lolz) and dead last for tackles (below GWS lolz), and you've won a whopping 1 more clearance than the star studded Giants. Your team is comparable to Melbourne in terms of softness at the moment.

Agree 100%. Need to improve significantly in this area to compete with the good sides in Collingwood and Geelong who tore us apart.

To be 6-4 despite this shows areas we must improve upon to win at least 7 of the remaining 12 games. Would be interesting to see out discrepancy in contested possessions in wins vs losses. I'd think it would be quite large and a consistency issue that Hardwick needs to address.

 

[Jade's]

For comparison sake. Career to date stats:

Heppell: Av Disposals - 22, Marks 5.5, Goals 0.2, Tackles 3
Vlastuin: Av Disposals - 20, Marks 6.5, Goals 1 Tackles 3.3

 

[Tiger2709]

Gutless Squibb up and about I see.

Didn't notice you much last week after we humiliated you....again.

You mean the previous game where we thrashed your hides , you've had your little grand final now lets sit back and watch the June meltdown

 

[Dirt Track]

For comparison sake. Career to date stats:

Heppell: Av Disposals - 22, Marks 5.5, Goals 0.2, Tackles 3
Vlastuin: Av Disposals - 20, Marks 6.5, Goals 1 Tackles 3.3

Contested possessions please.

 

[windyhill]

Nice deep breathing:


iiiiiiiinnnn and ooouuuuut
iiiiiiiinnnn and ooouuuuut

that's it tiger who lives in port adelaide,nice deep breaths, nice and deep as The Mighty Hepp yet again rubs your nose in it

 

[windyhill]

You mean the previous game where we thrashed your hides , you've had your little grand final now lets sit back and watch the June meltdown

16-10.

 

[captain blood 17]

For comparison sake. Career to date stats:

Heppell: Av Disposals - 22, Marks 5.5, Goals 0.2, Tackles 3
Vlastuin: Av Disposals - 20, Marks 6.5, Goals 1 Tackles 3.3

Just gonna requote this to ice a few erections and save some keyboard cleaning from all those bomber sticky fingers.

 

[Bombers36]

when I read this I just thought LMFAO. I mean seriously......

 

[Dirt Track]

When you have been the arseh*le of the AFL for 30+ years , comparing your first game players to rising star winners is all you've got.

 

[Grin]

that's it tiger who lives in port adelaide,nice deep breaths, nice and deep as The Mighty Hepp yet again rubs your nose in it

Wow

You're really upset that I criticised your chipscabbing half back flanker that your club wasted a first round draft pick on.

Whilst I agree with you that, like your back stabbing lying coach, he does have very pretty hair. Unfortunately his entire career has be built around being injected to the eye ball with PEDs.

How can anyone with any self esteem at all allow themselves to be sucked in by Injection James and Chipscabpell.

Your parents did a bad job.

 

[Dirt Track]

Wow

You're really upset that I criticised your chipscabbing half back flanker that your club wasted a first round draft pick on.

Whilst I agree with you that, like your back stabbing lying coach, he does have very pretty hair. Unfortunately his entire career has be built around being injected to the eye ball with PEDs.

How can anyone with any self esteem at all allow themselves to be sucked in by Injection James and Chipscabpell.

Your parents did a bad job.

Meeeeeeeeeeeltdown.

 

[windyhill]

Meeeeeeeeeeeltdown.

Lives in pt.adelaide,supports shitmound,how bad can life get ?

 

[mellowyellow]

Lives in pt.adelaide,supports shitmound,how bad can life get ?

um... East Burwood?

 

[windyhill]

um... East Burwood?

Richmond area budzzy, bloody tigers everywhere.

 

[Vtorians]

Gee with a few more seasons under his belt Hepp is gonna be one scary prospect.

 

[mellowyellow]

Richmond area budzzy, bloody tigers everywhere.

Small mercies I suppose
See, life can be good.

 

[Purple Suit]

Gee with a few more seasons under his belt Hepp is gonna be one scary prospect.

I'll book mark it for four years.

 

[Vtorians]

Yeah you do that.

 

[Grin]

Meeeeeeeeeeeltdown.

Huh?

Are you having a steroid rage again?

 

[brett15]

Lol, can you please post a comparison of heppells constested posession and clearence stats for the year to that of Martin, Deledio and Cotchin please.

heppatitus doesn't win contested ball, this is a myth exploited by incorrect stat gathering that qualifies contested "anything" as simply being in the right spot within the vicinity of an opponent, and then minimal contact like a Bryce Gibbs tackle constitutes this stat.

Show me heppstep lying at the bottom of a stoppage with a J.Selwood fire-like intensity to win the ball.

Conca has this, Ellis has this, Vlossy has this

Heppa is no more then a glorified outside pack skirter waiting for Watson and co. to dish the ball out to him.

 

[RM_3]

Embarrassing topic.

Heppell >>>>>> Cothin and martin combine.

 

[Grin]

Lives in pt.adelaide,supports shitmound,how bad can life get ?

Wow!

You're so very angry at me for daring to say what is obvious to everyone except Essendank supporters.

Hird and co must piss themselves laughing at how easy it is to fool Essendon sillies.

The rest of the league is also pointing and laughing at you

 

[windyhill]

Shitmond campaigners talking about hardness when their 3 decade in the wilderness basket case club are 18th for tackling ! No wonder dreamtime was like a training run. Even melbourne had a bigger crack than shitmond.

 

[Grin]

It's kind of cute how Essendank supporters harbour so much hate for the Tigers.


I heard someone say once that all hatred comes from fear.

 

[Starburns_]

LOL at another soft, outside game from Heppell last night, nowhere to be seen when Carlton started dominating contested ball, then started racking them up once Jobe got to work in the centre.

Definition of a seagull.