Opinion Non-Crows AFL 10

Who will win a final first?


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Remember when there were rumours we were interested in Andy McGrath?

Thank **** that didn't happen
There were?

How many Essendon players would you say are guns?

Merrett & Martin.

They lack quality top end players.
 
Here is a list of things that have happened since Essendon last won a final:

  • Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet
  • Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans
  • Saddam Hussein was executed
  • Italy won the 2006 FIFA World Cup
  • The first iPhone was released
  • Buddy Franklin, Brett Deledio, Jarryd Roughead and Jordan Lewis were all drafted
  • Nathan Buckley, Brad and Chris Scott, Simon Goodwin, Stuart Dew, Sam Mitchell, Damien Hardwick and Adam Simpson all retired
  • Shane Warne, Justin Langer, Damien Martyn, Glenn McGrath, Matthew Hayden, Ricky Ponting, Adam Gilchrist and Brett Lee all retired from Australian Test cricket
  • Andrew Bogut was drafted by the Milwaukee Bucks
  • Blue-ray disks were invented
  • Twitter started up
  • Shaun Burgoyne won four premierships and retired
  • How I Met Your Mother premiered
  • Steve Irwin passed away
  • PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 came out
  • SoundCloud came out
  • Kanye West's 'Gold Digger', Snoop Dogg's 'Drop it Like it's Hot' and The Killers' 'Mr Brightside' were all released
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince book was published, and the Goblet of Fire film was released
  • George W. Bush won a US presidential election
  • The Simpsons have aired over a dozen seasons
  • Alastair Clarkson coached his first AFL game and has since left Hawthorn and joined North Melbourne
  • Zach Merrett started high school and since been appointed captain of the Bombers
  • Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith was released
  • Prince Charles married Camilla Bowles
  • London bombings
  • The T20 Big Bash League was formed
  • Al Gore's 'An Inconvenient Truth' was released
  • Smoking ban implemented in the UK
  • Usain Bolt won his first Olympic gold medal
  • Australia's Black Saturday bushfires occurred
  • YouTube was launched
  • The world's tallest building, the Burj Khalifa, was built in Dubai
  • Melbourne's Eureka Tower was built
  • Port Adelaide won its first AFL premiership
  • Scottie Pippen retired from the NBA
  • Andrew Gaze retired from the NBL
  • Lionel Messi made his league debut for Barcelona and is now nearing retirement
  • Manchester United defeated Arsenal, ending an EPL-record 49-game unbeaten streak
  • The Suite Life of Zack & Cody premiered on Disney Channel
  • John Cena won his first of a record 16 World Championships, defeating JBL at WrestleMania 21
  • Madagascar, Batman Begins, Wedding Crashers, Brokeback Mountain, Borat, Step Brothers and Saw were all released
  • Winx was born
  • Kobe Bryant scored a career-high 81 points for the LA Lakers against the Toronto Raptors
  • Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit passed away
  • Bulgaria and Romania officially joined the European Union
  • Donald Trump married Melanie Knavs
  • Britney Spears shaved her head
  • Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt got divorced
  • The Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami hit
  • Novak Djokovic won his first Grand Slam
  • Carlton have claimed four wooden spoons
  • The Giants entered the AFL and have even featured in a grand final
  • All of Essendon's current players were drafted
  • AFL SuperCoach came out
  • Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber all released their first albums
  • Wikileaks was launched
  • John Aloisi scored that famous penalty
  • Leo Barry took that famous mark
  • Ben Cousins was sacked as the West Coastskipper
  • The TV Show 'Lost' premiered
  • The NBA's infamous 'Malice at the Palace' brawl between the Indiana Pacers and Detroit Pistons took place
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And the YouTube ones hit me
 

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Here is a list of things that have happened since Essendon last won a final:

  • Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet
  • Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans
  • Saddam Hussein was executed
  • Italy won the 2006 FIFA World Cup
  • The first iPhone was released
  • Buddy Franklin, Brett Deledio, Jarryd Roughead and Jordan Lewis were all drafted
  • Nathan Buckley, Brad and Chris Scott, Simon Goodwin, Stuart Dew, Sam Mitchell, Damien Hardwick and Adam Simpson all retired
  • Shane Warne, Justin Langer, Damien Martyn, Glenn McGrath, Matthew Hayden, Ricky Ponting, Adam Gilchrist and Brett Lee all retired from Australian Test cricket
  • Andrew Bogut was drafted by the Milwaukee Bucks
  • Blue-ray disks were invented
  • Twitter started up
  • Shaun Burgoyne won four premierships and retired
  • How I Met Your Mother premiered
  • Steve Irwin passed away
  • PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 came out
  • SoundCloud came out
  • Kanye West's 'Gold Digger', Snoop Dogg's 'Drop it Like it's Hot' and The Killers' 'Mr Brightside' were all released
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince book was published, and the Goblet of Fire film was released
  • George W. Bush won a US presidential election
  • The Simpsons have aired over a dozen seasons
  • Alastair Clarkson coached his first AFL game and has since left Hawthorn and joined North Melbourne
  • Zach Merrett started high school and since been appointed captain of the Bombers
  • Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith was released
  • Prince Charles married Camilla Bowles
  • London bombings
  • The T20 Big Bash League was formed
  • Al Gore's 'An Inconvenient Truth' was released
  • Smoking ban implemented in the UK
  • Usain Bolt won his first Olympic gold medal
  • Australia's Black Saturday bushfires occurred
  • YouTube was launched
  • The world's tallest building, the Burj Khalifa, was built in Dubai
  • Melbourne's Eureka Tower was built
  • Port Adelaide won its first AFL premiership
  • Scottie Pippen retired from the NBA
  • Andrew Gaze retired from the NBL
  • Lionel Messi made his league debut for Barcelona and is now nearing retirement
  • Manchester United defeated Arsenal, ending an EPL-record 49-game unbeaten streak
  • The Suite Life of Zack & Cody premiered on Disney Channel
  • John Cena won his first of a record 16 World Championships, defeating JBL at WrestleMania 21
  • Madagascar, Batman Begins, Wedding Crashers, Brokeback Mountain, Borat, Step Brothers and Saw were all released
  • Winx was born
  • Kobe Bryant scored a career-high 81 points for the LA Lakers against the Toronto Raptors
  • Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit passed away
  • Bulgaria and Romania officially joined the European Union
  • Donald Trump married Melanie Knavs
  • Britney Spears shaved her head
  • Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt got divorced
  • The Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami hit
  • Novak Djokovic won his first Grand Slam
  • Carlton have claimed four wooden spoons
  • The Giants entered the AFL and have even featured in a grand final
  • All of Essendon's current players were drafted
  • AFL SuperCoach came out
  • Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber all released their first albums
  • Wikileaks was launched
  • John Aloisi scored that famous penalty
  • Leo Barry took that famous mark
  • Ben Cousins was sacked as the West Coastskipper
  • The TV Show 'Lost' premiered
  • The NBA's infamous 'Malice at the Palace' brawl between the Indiana Pacers and Detroit Pistons took place

Apple releasing 42 iPhones since Essendon last won a final is pretty funny
 
I saw on the main board Essendon haven't finished above 7th since 2002. Incredible stretch of mediocrity for a well resourced club.
I'm hoping we're witnessing the dawn of a sustained failure of St Kilda proportions.

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