This is a bit better.
Had a bit to drink last night, dumped a reprehensible fart this morning that sounded like Morgan freeman saying POOOOOORT.
wish I’d recorded it - so topical and definitely worthy of uploading to YouTube and a perma-ban on the port board.
Had a bit to drink last night, dumped a reprehensible fart this morning that sounded like Morgan freeman saying POOOOOORT.
wish I’d recorded it - so topical and definitely worthy of uploading to YouTube and a perma-ban on the port board.