Non-Lions discussion 2023

[Dalions]

From what I can glean regarding theories from a number of places regarding Oliver:

A sleepwalking injury
B copious alcohol which made him fall over
C seizure (current clubhouse favourite)
D just a regular falling down
E The Sinaloa cartel’s finest
F a combination of B and E above
G a medical issue that shall be undefined.

My thoughts were a combo of B and E along with an anger outburst which he decided to take out on his own head.

 

[Grasshopper17]

Combination of B&E, thought Max Gawn

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Max Gawn

Age

32

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

was a piranha, decided it needed to be wrestled into submission, during said wrestle (won by said piranha), Clayton hits head on edge of coffee table. Blood everywhere. Not complicated at all.

 

[Mr Ripper]

If you were the parent of a gun 17yo, you’d feel a tad uneasy if they were drafted by the MFC hey

 

[Viceregal]

If you were the parent of a gun 17yo, you’d feel a tad uneasy if they were drafted by the MFC hey

Hanging with a bunch of demons ... what could go wrong?

 

[mpal6]

Imo white pony has a place in society but not for athletes.

He’s troubled big time. Best he steps away from footy indefinitely.

Starting to look at bit like Ben Cousins West Coast 2005-06-07.

Got one premiership, club and leaders trying to cover up for all the issues of their star player. Oliver still has a chance to put it back together while Cousins completely went off the rails.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

McKay and Gresham pretty meh signings for the bombers. Underwhelming back who gets touched up every time and a soft small fwd/mid which they have plenty of

 

[BuntonRules]

McKay and Gresham pretty meh signings for the bombers. Underwhelming back who gets touched up every time and a soft small fwd/mid which they have plenty of

Sydney have done far better.

 

[CarterS]

Can't wait for 12 months of daily stories about jamarra ugle-hagan's contract

 

[mpal6]

Can't wait for 12 months of daily stories about jamarra ugle-hagan's contract

15 million !!!!
20 million !!!!

 

[Dalions]

Can't wait for 12 months of daily stories about jamarra ugle-hagan's contract

I can!

 

[Warwick]

North have five first round picks this year! If they don’t pull themselves out of the mire with those, they never will.

 

[mpal6]

North have five first round picks this year! If they don’t pull themselves out of the mire with those, they never will.

Could become "go home 5" like ours. Yikes.

 

[Viceregal]

Could become "go home 5" like ours. Yikes.

Wait a few years after that, and, if they continue to truly suck, the AFL might give them an end of first round priority pick to fix it up for them!

 

[briztoon]

North have five first round picks this year! If they don’t pull themselves out of the mire with those, they never will.

And they’re most likely to draft more mids and flankers, like they’ve done the previous 5 years.

It’s going to take most of the kids North draft this year, 5 or 6 years to become competent, consistent AFL players.

The same goes for the kids North has drafted the last 4 years.

They have more than enough young, talented players.

What they don’t have is the dozen or so quality senior, experienced players to put around them.

 

[briztoon]

Wait a few years after that, and, if they continue to truly suck, the AFL might give them an end of first round priority pick to fix it up for them!

Or they’ll magic a band 1 compensation pick for when LDU leaves for Carlton in two years time.

 

[dlanod]

Wait a few years after that, and, if they continue to truly suck, the AFL might give them an end of first round priority pick to fix it up for them!

They just got three times the benefit we did.

 

[Dalions]

They just got three times the benefit we did.

After shit last year as well.

 

[ZoBlitz]

I did enjoy Demetriou's advice for us when the go home five happened in that we should try and win more games and that would solve the problem. Very helpful.

 

[BRAB]

I did enjoy Demetriou's advice for us when the go home five happened in that we should try and win more games and that would solve the problem. Very helpful.

Wasn’t wrong as it turns out. We just had to fix our culcha

 

[Viceregal]

I did enjoy Demetriou's advice for us when the go home five happened in that we should try and win more games and that would solve the problem. Very helpful.

The advice we kept getting on 'fix yur kultcha' turned out to be pretty good 'though!


[snap Brab while typing]

 

[ZoBlitz]

Well he didn't say to fix the culture, just to win more games. Must have got that culture advice from someone else.

 

[martinson]

Demmie was too busy getting his quaddies on to attend any of our games.

Cost us a 4 peat the **** so he's persona non grata in my world.

 

[martinson]

But some small justice returned when Vlahos legged him over.

 

[Warwick]

West Coast AFLW coach Michael Prior had whinge that they shouldn’t have had to play against Melbourne as they were too good.

WTF has happened to that club??

Pathetic.

 

[briztoon]

West Coast AFLW coach Michael Prior had whinge that they shouldn’t have had to play against Melbourne as they were too good.

WTF has happened to that club??

Pathetic.

Jaxon’s dad btw.