Norf release $500 signed jersey before kid even trains with club

[WA ROO]

They could wait until they have coached all the talent and skill out of him first

 

[Mofra]

But if they sell this one jersey, they can finally pay the exterminator to get rid of that swarm of bees.

"Oh no, I'm not ready to start buying my own honey"
- Todd Goldstein

 

[leobarryustar]

"Oh no, I'm not ready to start buying my own honey"
- Todd Goldstein

Yeah, give in to luxuries like pest control and next they’ll be asking for big ticket items like mowing the oval. Before you know it, they’ve moved you to Launnie.

 

[Mofra]

Yeah, give in to luxuries like pest control and next they’ll be asking for big ticket items like mowing the oval. Before you know it, they’ve moved you to Launnie.

Footage from two weeks ago:

 

[Kram]

Is he the next Shaun Atley

18

Shaun Atley

Age

32

Ht

189cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.3

4star

K

8.5

3star

HB

8.8

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.2

4star

MG

273.1

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

7.1

4star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.0

3star

MG

246.4

4star

D

13.6

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

7.4

5star

M

1.6

2star

T

3.0

5star

aka Chris Judd.

 

[Xtreme]

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL

In a desperate grab for cash, and attention, lolNorf have released a jumper of their prized pick 1 Jason Horne Francis.

No pressure kid, none at all.


Imagine paying $500 for a jumper of a kid that hasn't even trained, let alone played a NAB cup game, let alone played ONE single AFL game.


A desperate move, from a desperate club. Shame Norf, shame.

He's probably going to be as useless as the Bulldogs number 1 pick was during the 2021 season.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Carlton at least waited until they had 3

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Saw this timeless masterpiece of market place for 14 bucks the other day.

 

[Frank Thring]

Sold out in 3 days flogs.

 

[leobarryustar]

Sold out in 3 days flogs.

Congrats, now you can get rid of those bees.

And stop hanging the dunny paper out to dry.

Maybe Boomer can finally pay that hooker he likes.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Do Norf have any supporters that can afford a $500 signed jumper? If their entire supporter base all chipped in a dollar they could afford to buy one.

Thought maybe this was Norf crowd funding to enable them to buy JHF a jumper. If half of their 1,000 supporters chip in $1 each, they are sorted.

They really are a peasant club.

 

[Norfs Recruiter]

Thought maybe this was Norf crowd funding to enable them to buy JHF a jumper. If half of their 1,000 supporters chip in $1 each, they are sorted.

They really are a peasant club.

Not to worry, I knitted him a jumper from a bunch of recycled Hawthorn 1 year member scarves I found lying around outside the Salvos.

And tell Mr Kennett that for the last time.....no, we will not merge with you.
I've stopped taking his calls.

 

[TazHawk15]

Not to worry, I knitted him a jumper from a bunch of recycled Hawthorn 1 year member scarves I found lying around outside the Salvos.

And tell Mr Kennett that for the last time.....no, we will not merge with you.
I've stopped taking his calls.

Shhhhhh.

Spoon Boy.

 

[Norfs Recruiter]

Shhhhhh.

Spoon Boy.

I will not spoon with you either. I don't swing that way (NTTAWWT, Norf are an inclusive club).

You'd have better luck with your Hawthorn brethren. A 48% success rate. Good luck.

 

[the avoca drover]

Shhhhhh.

Spoon Boy.

 

[TazHawk15]

(NTTAWWT, Norf are an inclusive club and we won the Spoon).

The X Norf coach, likes this.

 

[roosmad]

"Oh no, I'm not ready to start buying my own honey"
- Todd Goldstein

Funny stuff, you need to be a bit more concerned about your own precious flog, who can’t take the pressure of being in the lime light….the Hornet laps it up…..

 

[roosmad]

Is he the next Shaun Atley aka Chris Judd.

Failmantle the little club that just keep on trying…..

 

[roosmad]

They could wait until they have coached all the talent and skill out of him first

Like what happens up on the coast mate……12 months from now Rowell and Anderson will be playing in Melbourne…book mark it……princess

 

[Mofra]

Funny stuff, you need to be a bit more concerned about your own precious flog, who can’t take the pressure of being in the lime light….the Hornet laps it up…..

Nice melt

 

[simba_]

bump

 

[spudmaster]

Credit to the marketing/sales team - they obviously saw this coming a mile off.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Thoughts Norfs Recruiter ?

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Maybe Boomer can finally pay that hooker he likes.

Thought he married her.

 

[Norfs Recruiter]

Thoughts Norfs Recruiter ?

I think you still haven't gotten over 1977.

Three first rounders for a player who was dropped from the bottom team. And we're not paying any of his salary. Shrewd trading.

 

[simba_]

tell us all about 1977 mate when you were in your prime