Norf supporters. A dying breed

[Beckstar]

Norf supporters are a dying breed. They are like Rangas

To be a Norf supporter you need 2 Norf supporting parents. No child would willingly choose to support Norf unless both parents forced it on them. If only 1 parent follows Norf the child will always support the other parents team of choice.

Now, as we know there aren't many Norf supporters. Only about 2% of people in Australia support Norf so the chance of 2 of them hooking up and producing a child are slim to none.

Who do you think will die first?
Norf or there supporters?

Here is some evidence that proves the similarity between Rangas and Norf

They are a dying breed and genetic scientists suggest they could be extinct within a century.
Less than 2 per cent of the world's population has natural red hair, created by a genetic mutation that originated in northern Europe thousands of years ago.
Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and producing little redheads of their own.
Although it takes only one red-haired parent to produce red-haired babies, two redheads obviously create a much stronger possibility.
Some experts warn that redheads could be extinct as early as 2060.

 

[Cudi_420]

Definitely Norf. Although, it wouldn't be hard for all their supporters to die. You would only need to target a very small part of a ground during a game. Unleash some anthrax or something. But I think the club will fold before anyone makes a terrorist attack on the Norf footy club. Norf Foldbourne most likely WON'T last the decade, based on a complex analysis of which I won't bore you with...and also because I cbf.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Santa loves all kids. Even Norf supporters.

 

[Bigeasy]

Norf supporters are a dying breed. They are like Rangas

To be a Norf supporter you need 2 Norf supporting parents. No child would willingly choose to support Norf unless both parents forced it on them. If only 1 parent follows Norf the child will always support the other parents team of choice.

Now, as we know there aren't many Norf supporters. Only about 2% of people in Australia support Norf so the chance of 2 of them hooking up and producing a child are slim to none.

Who do you think will die first?
Norf or there supporters?

Here is some evidence that proves the similarity between Rangas and Norf

Essendon Lawn Bowling Club

 

[Mushroom Custard]

Should have used this thread as an option.

 

[morgoth]

Interesting thoughts.

We could wall Arden St off and turn into a nature preserve for Norf supporters. Could have Sir Richard Attenborough to take tours:

"And over here in the bathroom he find the natural habitat of the King Carey, here he mates and snorts the powder that provides him with sustenence".

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Interesting thoughts.

We could wall Arden St off and turn into a nature preserve for Norf supporters. Could have Sir Richard Attenborough to take tours:

"And over here in the bathroom he find the natural habitat of the King Carey, here he mates and snorts the powder that provides him with sustenence".

Sadly, lack of interest proved the preserve uneconomical and it was turned in to a roller rink.

 

[The Nostradamus]

another north thread, we are the most talked about club in the off-season. BTW shit thread

 

[charcoalchicken]

essenscum got pwned by a bowls club rofl

 

[cammo78]

another north thread, we are the most talked about club in the off-season. BTW shit thread

I think it's a case of people talking about you while they still can.

 

[Mushroom Custard]

I think it's a case of people talking about you while they still can.

Oh the ironing.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Interesting thoughts.

We could wall Arden St off and turn into a nature preserve for Norf supporters. Could have Sir Richard Attenborough to take tours:

"And over here in the bathroom he find the natural habitat of the King Carey, here he mates and snorts the powder that provides him with sustenence".

Maybe his brother David could direct the documentary.

 

[Black Flag]

just let natural selection run its course and norf melvin should be soon extinct.

 

[Bulldog1954]

To be a Norf supporter you need 2 Norf supporting parents. No child would willingly choose to support Norf unless both parents forced it on them.

True, most bandwagoners go for Essendon or Hawthorn

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Portrait of a Norf Supporter

 

[The Nostradamus]

Portrait of a Norf Supporter

so cool man

 

[Northworth]

Portrait of a Norf Supporter

actually laughed out loud

 

[Liam Boy]

Homelessendon are ****ed, kicked out of their spiritual home by a bunch of oldies, finished bottom 4 and think that for some reason hiring two liars as coaches will help them.

 

[Beckstar]

Homelessendon are ****ed, kicked out of their spiritual home by a bunch of oldies, finished bottom 4 and think that for some reason hiring two liars as coaches will help them.

Oh well, at least we aren't like Rangas.

Will you or Norf die first?

 

[Dan]

Well if Norf die/fold I might join these guys on my weekends.......

 

[Beckstar]

Well if Norf die/fold I might join these guys on my weekends.......

You like old men. What kind of a **** are you?
Necrophelia turns you on

 

[Dan]

You like old men. What kind of a **** are you?
Necrophelia turns you on

I don't barrack for Hawthorn

 

[Beckstar]

I don't barrack for Hawthorn

Hawks fans are that loaded on crack they don't know who they ****. Traditionally it's Saints supporters who like it brown.

 

[Trunkss]

Interesting thoughts.

We could wall Arden St off and turn into a nature preserve for Norf supporters. Could have Sir Richard Attenborough to take tours:

"And over here in the bathroom he find the natural habitat of the King Carey, here he mates and snorts the powder that provides him with sustenence".

Somehow i feel if that was to happen Arden street would become infested with mutated Norf supporters, and if one were to escape, it could potentially endanger the lives of many unsuspecting normal people.

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[Bigeasy]

WHat a poor thread Becky. Like your club, you just keep missing the mark.