Game Day North v Hawks zero wins apiece face off for the Clarko Cup. Souva’s 100th.

[FootySmartSimpson]

Nyuon needs to be subbed.

Sellers an invisible man.

Duursma wasting away across HF.

Simpkin just actually needs to be dropped.

LDU, Powell and Phillips have done about 30% of what they need to. So poor.

Zurhaar is useless if we don’t have momentum.

Larkey is a faux-flanker.

Drury done some nice things.

Sheezel needs to be welded into the midfield.

Colby is just too small/weak in the contest atm. His run is electrifying but he just is not impacting 50/50s.

Corr started really well but as soon as he has the ball in his hands, sh*t things start to happen.

Xerri has tried really hard and seems to be the only one who gives a sh*t. out of our mids.

Comben has had some cracking moments.

Collectively, we are dumb side. Like, stupid dumb when it comes to over committing, not playing someone on the goal line.

Stephens and Fisher need to be transitioned out of the team. But going by current form, they could easily be joined by 10 other teammates.

 

[JGreezy]

Last 5 years, what's the ratio of enjoyment to frustration? 500 to 1?

 

[Elite Master]

How are we getting worse?

Nobody loses like us.

 

[Only Forwards]

Lots of problems

We select imbalanced sides
We’re soft
We’re not clean
X battles but he has little ruck craft
Our forwards refuse to lead
Our backline scrambles but is often shambles
Our mids concede space and the ball

Game feels over where a 6 goal lead is insurmountable. We simply do not have the fortitude to overcome it.

Every side knows this.

Joy in football has been replaced by anger.

F*** this side is so hard to watch.

 

[StazMob]

This could be my “puke Walton” game

 

[The Law]

Zurhaar invisible when a side gets a run on again.

It’s when you need leadership and he has none of it.

All bark and no bite.

Absolute pretender. More interested in getting additional cartoon tattoo's than putting in any effort on the field.

Not sure if he even realises that it's a contract year. If he did surely he'd be busting his arse so he can get more money next season here or elsewhere.

 

[Engimal v3]

Nobody loses like us.

It's almost enjoyable in a surreal kind of way. I try to anticipate what they're going to **** up, and they always surprise me.

 

[Financialpanther]

Whoever the so called no 1 draft pick is this year will be having nightmares

That kids will be approached by other Vic teams about being a trade target 12 months after his first and only year with North.

 

[archereleven]

I think the AFL will have to intervene. This is horrifically bad.

At this point, I'm hoping they do.

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[Psi-Roos]

Oishi desu ne

Saikoda yo

 

[Financialpanther]

It's almost enjoyable in a surreal kind of way. I try to anticipate what they're going to * up, and they always surprise me.

The University Kangaroos.

 

[Roosurgence]

How are we getting worse?

We are being led by 2 x turnips who are the problem and not the solution.

As a young player could you honestly look up to either or follow their lead?

 

[Bren]

Hiw many Goals from frees to them,

 

[Themanbun]

Hiw many Goals from frees to them,

Mate we're shit house

 

[tricknologist]

Calling for Clarkson's head is a cop out tbh. I mean, it's possible that he's fallen off a cliff and doesn't have it anymore, but every coach we've had since Scott has run into the same problems. The list profile is always busted. The senior players are always trash. The players never stick to a structure and always go missing when the heat comes. The rot goes much deeper than whoever is sitting in the senior coach's chair.

 

[Only Forwards]

Last 5 years, what's the ratio of enjoyment to frustration? 500 to 1?

I dunno I’m numb.

Football is a chore, it’s duty.

The most exciting thing was a kid taking 3 bounces.

 

[Liam Boy]

Should put Drury in the middle. If nothing else you know he's going to try.

 

[Bren]

Mate we're s**t house

Yes, but..

 

[CURVE]

That was a truly terrible quarter, embarrassingly terrible, we are the only team that could make Hawthorn look good. We are being beaten in every facet of the game, they are even out tackling us and they have had the majority of the ball.

 

[Joshen]

I’m super sure venting at some kid in admin will help a lot.

Who said anything about venting?

 

[Hearts to hearts]

Did I hear on the radio three tackles for the quarter? That’s even worse than it looked.

They have some better players right now especially in defence but they are not a seven goal better team than North. Want to see this tighten up in the third.

 

[Luke72]

We need to change the words of the song to North Melbourne boys are hard to watch when they come out to play.

 

[Val Keating]

That quarter was so bad that it hurt my feelings

 

[chickenonachain]

Hiw many Goals from frees to them,

It’s not the umpires mate it’s us

 

[Only Forwards]

Calling for Clarkson's head is a cop out tbh. I mean, it's possible that he's fallen off a cliff and doesn't have it anymore, but every coach we've had since Scott has run into the same problems. The list profile is always busted. The senior players are always trash. The players never stick to a structure and always go missing when the heat comes. The rot goes much deeper than whoever is sitting in the senior coach's chair.

It’s nonsense

If we sacked him we’d be completely f***ed.

The applicants for the role would be close to zero.