Official Club Stuff Official Bay 13 Club Champion Awards

[Bender_]

Greetings Baythren,

As the Bay's most respected and intelligent poster Chief has charged me with the great honour, neigh privilege of hosting the Official Bay 13 Club Champion Awards.

Basically I'll be using Roby's complex algorithm and Mofra's fair, just and accurate rating system to give you the top 3 posters for each club, a Bay 13 Bravery award for most courageous poster, Dunce of the year to the most "special" poster and possibly another personalised award.

So stay tuned...

Kamry Krows Korporaton
Brisbane Lions
Carlscum Blues
Collingworth Magpies
Essendon Bombres
Fremantle Dockers
Geelong Scats
Soulless Franchises
Hawthorn
Melbourne Demons (pending @Tyler Durden007 ‘s approval)
Norf Melvin Kangaroos
Poort Adelaide Power
Richmond Tuggers
St Kilda Saints
Shitney Swans
West Coke Eagles (with "special" guest host JoseMourinho)
Footiscray Bulldogs

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

May the best St Kilda flog win Plugger35

 

[Mofra]

I wonder which Bulldog posters will get the honour of coming 2nd and 3rd to Jean Claude Vas Deferens this year?

 

[Bayer_]

A pity I go for the Hawks. We are amply covered in all of the mentioned categories.

 

[Magruder]

DVB is super special

 

[JoseMourinho]

Looks like I'll be missing out again .

 

[DapperJong]

i want a ****ing award

 

[Glorious couch life]

Could be a titanic struggle for supremacy between the two GWS supporters..

 

[Jevy]

Unfortunately we lost our spiritual leader a few weeks back.
Perhaps a posthumous award for ol' Alfstaff?

 

[BigJoeD_]

i want a ******* award

Quick make a Carlton elias ASAP, you're sure to feature on the dais

 

[Glorious couch life]

i want a ******* award

Pretty sure you've got the Man of the Match sewn up after this effort.

THE SUPREME LEADER of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) has paved the way for a North Korean victory on day two of their test match against Cuba in Pyongyang yesterday. The 32-year-old scored a quick-fire 807 not out in the last session of the day’s play, putting the Koreans in the drivers seat at 2/1276 overnight.

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/unca...s-north-korean-innings-with-top-score-of-807/

 

[Magruder]

Quick make a Carlton elias ASAP, you're sure to feature on the dais

nah some stiff competition: there's JaB and thingo and that other guy

 

[Magruder]

I wonder which Bulldog posters will get the honour of coming 2nd and 3rd to Jean Claude Vas Deferens this year?

must be that campaigner with the 3:1 like ratio

Or was it 2.9957:1

 

[Bender_]

Kamry Krows Korporation Klub Champion Award:

It's been a tough year off-field for the Krows, what with the excitement of the news that subaru had forgotten her Big Footy Password for it to be only a myth and she continue to post ad-nauseum. But just like a good kitchen, lots of cooks make the chiefs rise to the top of the chaff and the a few Adelaide posters surprised us with some stellar posting:

In 3rd place:

Lulz like I know more than 4 Krows posters - here's a picture of some vanilla blonde guy that plays for them:

In 2nd place:

Jcpdragonx - Spirit Player: Tex Walker

Hasn't done a great deal overall, but his massive TOTY candidate: Carlton vs Exers has been a personal highlight for me. And according to Roby he gets a big rating on some bean scale or some shit. But seriously awesome thread and generally a fairly funny poster.

In 1st place:

Red mist - Spirit Player: Eddie Betts

It gives me great pleasure to rub my groin area on the corner of my desk at work, but coming in at a close 45th on the pleasure rating is announcing Red mist as the Klub Champion for Adelaide. After a breakout year and a huge contribution to the Lulz on this board, and continuing to contribute even after Tyler Durden007 slid a finger inside him he's been an excellent addition to our fine board. Give him a big hand shandy folks.






Now for the real awards...

The Kurt Tippet Award for Bravery goes to:

GoCROWS! As Luke Darcy would say if we were unfortunate enough to find out what his Big Footy log in is - I just love the way he goes about it. And by about it, I mean the way I barely read any of his posts. Top work mate.

And lastly

The Rodney Dangerfield Award for hoping that you'll leave and also for being Dunce of the Year goes to (the plaque on the trophy is really big):

The thing that shares her web-handle with a car and somehow turned a thread about shaming a woman-bashing Cockburn fan into being about her: subaru

Congrats hun, plz GTFO k thx bye.

 

[Porked04]

Watch out for DaVillaBlues to melt and combust if he's made a dunce and Tiggy Tiger isn't

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

****, l better make a gws alias quick.

 

[van peebles]

Could be a titanic struggle for supremacy between the two GWS supporters..

Ironically both those supporters were at the ground this year when we pumped you blokes.
But i digress,please carry on shit4brains.

 

[Smeg Head]

Looks like I'll be missing out again .

There is other Freo flogs on here?

 

[craffles]

Subbed.

Could be good

 

[DaVillaBlues]

 

[A Cut Above]

So are these particular awards voted by the entire mod team or just you Bender?

 

[Red mist]

Kamry Krows Korporation Klub Champion Award:

It's been a tough year off-field for the Krows, what with the excitement of the news that subaru had forgotten her Big Footy Password for it to be only a myth and she continue to post ad-nauseum. But just like a good kitchen, lots of cooks make the chiefs rise to the top of the chaff and the a few Adelaide posters surprised us with some stellar posting:

In 3rd place:

Lulz like I know more than 4 Krows posters - here's a picture of some vanilla blonde guy that plays for them:

In 2nd place:

Jcpdragonx - Spirit Player: Tex Walker

Hasn't done a great deal overall, but his massive TOTY candidate: Carlton vs Exers has been a personal highlight for me. And according to Roby he gets a big rating on some bean scale or some shit. But seriously awesome thread and generally a fairly funny poster.

In 1st place:

Red mist - Spirit Player: Eddie Betts

It gives me great pleasure to rub my groin area on the corner of my desk at work, but coming in at a close 45th on the pleasure rating is announcing Red mist as the Klub Champion for Adelaide. After a breakout year and a huge contribution to the Lulz on this board, and continuing to contribute even after Tyler Durden007 slid a finger inside him he's been an excellent addition to our fine board. Give him a big hand shandy folks.






Now for the real awards...

The Kurt Tippet Award for Bravery goes to:

GoCROWS! As Luke Darcy would say if we were unfortunate enough to find out what his Big Footy log in is - I just love the way he goes about it. And by about it, I mean the way I barely read any of his posts. Top work mate.

And lastly

The Rodney Dangerfield Award for hoping that you'll leave and also for being Dunce of the Year goes to (the plaque on the trophy is really big):

The thing that shares her web-handle with a car and somehow turned a thread about shaming a woman-bashing Cockburn fan into being about her: subaru

Congrats hun, plz GTFO k thx bye.

What's life without lulz 45 places? Bit relieved. Love ya's all.

 

[JoseMourinho]

There is other Freo flogs on here?

So I'll be picking up all the awards? Even the bad ones. I knew Bender_ was up to something.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I can already see the north votes:
3, dan, 2, royals, 1, percel.

 

[Suntory Boss Coffee]

subbed