Official Collingwood Excuse Thread Vs Fremantle

[maccas_no1]

What are they???

Gold Jacket was in at the dry cleaners??

 

[dees 4 life]

Cant believe you beat me to it!

What are the excuses this week?
Injuries, umpires, weather???????????????

 

[Grimreepah]

Commentary was biased, which is more a whinge than an excuse but I'll throw it in anyway.

 

[Rozza44]

I Think a Collingwood loss is just an excuse to make this thread

 

[bmwofoz]

The Wheel nuts are gone now goes the Wheels.

 

[Grimreepah]

It's just a slump

 

[Angry Dragon]

Due to the shift in the seasons, June arrives later.

 

[itsintheblood]

Damn rain again!!!!!

Collingwood should demand football be played in the summer.

 

[TheWackedYak]

A fan from which club tossed the coin?

 

[Matt_TY]

Interesting to see that, again, the one thing this thread lacks is excuses from Collingwood supporters. Nice to see that the trolls are as in touch with reality as ever.

Grim: I'm glad we're in agreement. I'm rolling my eyes in regard to our current form slump right now too.

 

[Grimreepah]

Grim: I'm glad we're in agreement. I'm rolling my eyes in regard to our current form slump right now too.

I was beginning to think you didn't have a sense of humour

 

[Bomberland06]

i have a little song for collingwood and it goes like this!!!!!


Bad old Collingwood forever, they dont know how to play the game, side by side rooting each other to uphold the magpies name.
Hear the barrackers are crying, as all barrackers should, Oh the premiership's all talk for the bad old Collingwood.

 

[Matt_TY]

Grim: Sometimes even I can't tell when I'm joking and when I'm not

Bomberland: I have to wonder;

a) Did your primary school teacher give you a gold star this week for finding out all about the wonderful world of opposites? She'd take it away from you if she heard you using naughty words like "rooting".
b) Given that your club is having its worst season in 73 years (that's a BIG number, isn't it? Can we count that high, children?) - is it really wise to belittle other clubs right now?

 

[Bomberland06]

Grim: Sometimes even I can't tell when I'm joking and when I'm not

Bomberland: I have to wonder;

a) Did your primary school teacher give you a gold star this week for finding out all about the wonderful world of opposites? She'd take it away from you if she heard you using naughty words like "rooting".
b) Given that your club is having its worst season in 73 years (that's a BIG number, isn't it? Can we count that high, children?) - is it really wise to belittle other clubs right now?

Just helping collingwood fans like ya self, get some stress level out of ya system.

 

[Bombers 2003]

i have a little song for collingwood and it goes like this!!!!!


Bad old Collingwood forever, they dont know how to play the game, side by side rooting each other to uphold the magpies name.
Hear the barrackers are crying, as all barrackers should, Oh the premiership's all talk for the bad old Collingwood.

Funny,but rather childish.

 

[pies/eagles girl]

I Think a Collingwood loss is just an excuse to make this thread

very true. Collingwood or their supporters hadnt even started complaining and making excuses before we were blamed for it. here's my excuse: we lost because FREMANTLE BEAT US.

 

[crackers57]

i have a little song for collingwood and it goes like this!!!!!


Bad old Collingwood forever, they dont know how to play the game, side by side rooting each other to uphold the magpies name.
Hear the barrackers are crying, as all barrackers should, Oh the premiership's all talk for the bad old Collingwood.

Well, there it is.................

 

[jmf]

i have a little song for collingwood and it goes like this!!!!!


Bad old Collingwood forever, they dont know how to play the game, side by side rooting each other to uphold the magpies name.
Hear the barrackers are crying, as all barrackers should, Oh the premiership's all talk for the bad old Collingwood.

Worst thread I have ever read, ever!! Embarrasing really.

 

[MrAaron]

Grim: Sometimes even I can't tell when I'm joking and when I'm not

Bomberland: I have to wonder;

a) Did your primary school teacher give you a gold star this week for finding out all about the wonderful world of opposites? She'd take it away from you if she heard you using naughty words like "rooting".
b) Given that your club is having its worst season in 73 years (that's a BIG number, isn't it? Can we count that high, children?) - is it really wise to belittle other clubs right now?

of course it is, wasn't it Pies fans laughing at Essendon only 3 weeks ago ?

Karma dude, it always bites you in the arse

 

[Matt_TY]

You're having your worst season since before the Second World War.

We're not.

We're still laughing at you, and so are the other 14 clubs.

 

[mantis]

i have a little song for collingwood and it goes like this!!!!!


Bad old Collingwood forever, they dont know how to play the game, side by side rooting each other to uphold the magpies name.
Hear the barrackers are crying, as all barrackers should, Oh the premiership's all talk for the bad old Collingwood.

Groan.

 

[Hoops_is_better]

i have a little song for collingwood and it goes like this!!!!!


Bad old Collingwood forever, they dont know how to play the game, side by side rooting each other to uphold the magpies name.
Hear the barrackers are crying, as all barrackers should, Oh the premiership's all talk for the bad old Collingwood.

Woeful.... truly woeful... Im sure his mates at school are telling him that "was so funny they forgot to laugh"

 

[eagles_chick]

The whole Collingwood team got distracted by pav's good looks

 

[Killer eagle]

very true. Collingwood or their supporters hadnt even started complaining and making excuses before we were blamed for it. here's my excuse: we lost because FREMANTLE BEAT US.

Hmmm... a question.

Which team are you barracking for this weekend?

 

[pies/eagles girl]

The whole Collingwood team got distracted by pav's good looks

do you try to be a ditz or are you like that naturally?

i'm going for the eagles, grew up supporting them. Collingwood are a second team. still, hope it's a close game, dont want to see either of them slaughtered!