Official Handbagger excuse thread

[tazhawk]

Will start the ball rolling for those smug Handbagger Flogs.

Excuse 1. We really missed Joel Duckwoods 8 or so milked free kicks.

Excuse 2. we had that outstanding soft receiver Varcoe missing.

Lets hear what the good people of the Bay can do to help the Handbagger brigade out with reasons for copping it up the arse from an Essenscum rabble.

 

[Scott Emberton]

i actually read in one thread Lunchlady Doris having a crack at the umps - can you believe it!! The love children themselves

 

[Clawfinger]

Will start the ball rolling for those smug Handbagger Flogs.

Excuse 1. We really missed Joel Duckwoods 8 or so milked free kicks.

Excuse 2. we had that outstanding soft receiver Varcoe missing.

Lets hear what the good people of the Bay can do to help the Handbagger brigade out with reasons for copping it up the arse from an Essenscum rabble.

WTF?!
We lost by a few points (you know how that goes ) after missing a few easy set shots v. a Bombers side unrecognisable from the one that laid down against you.
We might even lose next week in WA (you know how that goes too ) and we'll still finish the H & A top 2, above you.
Fail thread.

 

[tazhawk]

i actually read in one thread Lunchlady Doris having a crack at the umps - can you believe it!! The love children themselves

Are you serious.

No team in the history of our game get a run off the umpires like the Handbaggers.

Add that to the excuse count.

 

[tazhawk]

WTF?!
We lost by a few points (you know how that goes ) after missing a few easy set shots v. a Bombers side unrecognisable from the one that laid down against you.

I agree the Bombers were unrecognisable from last week.

They were even more depleted.

Yet they still tore the Handbaggers a new one.

List your excuse or GTFO.

 

[Clawfinger]

I'll stick with the 'missed a few easy set shots' defence thanks

Fail thread is still fail

1 more thing
Let's see your excuses after the Pies smash you to **** later on

k c ya

 

[tazhawk]

1 more thing
Let's see your excuses after the Pies smash you to **** later on

k c ya

No excuses.

What is your excuse for NEVER seeing your team beat the Hawks in a Final in your lifetime?

 

[BadFish]

Are you serious.

No team in the history of our game get a run off the umpires like the Handbaggers.

Add that to the excuse count.

Big shock there.

It turns out all teams that lose (especially narrowly) have supporters that blame the umpires.

Must be why we hear so much whining from Hawks supporters after they play the Cats.

No excuse - Essendon were very good last night, we weren't. end of story, no big deal. It happens in sport, that's why we like it.

 

[KardiniaPark]

It's just one game brah, west coast might beat us as well but everyone is playing for 2nd anyway.

 

[tazhawk]

It's just one game brah, west coast might beat us as well but everyone is playing for 2nd anyway.

Why would the Handbaggers be playing for 2nd ?

 

[BadFish]

Why would the Handbaggers be playing for 2nd ?

True enough, the pies are beatable, hopefully by the Hawks today. That would make round 24 very interesting.

 

[StMojo]

 

[TallyHawk]

i actually read in one thread Lunchlady Doris having a crack at the umps - can you believe it!! The love children themselves

What after the umps gave Stevie 'Diver' J, the free off the ball to keep them in the game. Minutes after 'Diver' got hocking with a round arm to the head right in front of the umpire, umpire ignored that another example of the Cats being kissed on the dick.

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Why would the Handbaggers be playing for 2nd ?

Because they think Hawthorn are going to finish 4th, and they're trying to avoid meeting them in the finals, obviously.

 

[Hawka19]

]I'll stick with the 'missed a few easy set shots' defence thanks[/B]

Fail thread is still fail

1 more thing
Let's see your excuses after the Pies smash you to **** later on

k c ya

Only an excuse for not beating the Scum by more than 50 points.

What's a good excuse for actually losing to them?

 

[RegHickeyStand]

What after the umps gave Stevie 'Diver' J, the free off the ball to keep them in the game. Minutes after 'Diver' got hocking with a round arm to the head right in front of the umpire, umpire ignored that another example of the Cats being kissed on the dick.

Yeah, that's a fact, Geelong players even dive better than Hawthorn players. Did Buddy really think he was going to get a free for that dive? It was Didak-like.

 

[Bartosrules]

What a loser thread started by a offended tassie supporter. No excuses here, just didnt play well enough to win, kudos to the bombres. I've got this vision of the OP hunched over his computer week after week with this thread ready to go, but not being able to post it until now. Makes me LOL.

 

[catman2006]

We had to let the competition catch up otherwise all you little dawks would start crying, Oh wait you already have.

 

[winty]

Here's an excuse for you that you'll never hear a Hawks supporter utter:

We were beaten by a better team on the night.

 

[barmy44]

Here's an excuse for you that you'll never hear a Hawks supporter utter:

We were beaten by a better team on the night.

came here to post exactly the same thing.

seconded.

 

[tazhawk]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Have a look at all the offended Handbagger deflection Flogs.

Leave the Hawk obsession out of it for once Noobs.

 

[STC]

Only one excuse - we didn't care enough. Can't win em all, though we sure come close.

 

[tazhawk]

Here's an excuse for you that you'll never hear a Hawks supporter utter:

We were beaten by a better team on the night.

Here is something that the Handbaggers never admit to.

"why are we the Hawks bitches in Finals"

 

[winty]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Have a look at all the offended Handbagger deflection Flogs.

Leave the Hawk obsession out of it for once Noobs.

Look who started the thread and what team they support.

 

[kwame]

No excuses.

What is your excuse for NEVER seeing your team beat the Hawks in a Final in your lifetime?

Jesus Christ do you hawks flogs jerk off to that??


Whats hawthorns excuse for selling home games to Tasmania?? Big four clubs don't need to pimp themselves out