Ok, enough is enough... Raines IS

[Rayzorwire]

Can we all agree on one thing?

That Rayzor has way too much time on his hands and needs to get a real job.

I am exhausted reading his posts.

We can assume that your 'real job' doesn't involve reading then Rec...have you ever managed to get 5 pages into a book, or a couple of pages into a newspaper now and again, perhaps halfway through a Footy Record (not all in the same month of course)?

FWIW, 9-10 months a year I work a 50-70hr week at six different jobs/contracts and often put almost the same again into looking after my pregnant wife and my property. I also sleep occasionally.

You?

So, the secrets out... you're a PA! Any bloke with a typing speed like that has to be gay!

Or forced to choose between a basic typing short course and far worse options back in high school.

So Rayzor...
Who did you say you're replacing Raines with?

An automatic ball dispenser with a cardboard cutout of you glued to the front delib. Wheels are an optional extra you can add at your own discretion.

 

[RECORDS!]

We can assume that your 'real job' doesn't involve reading then Rec...have you ever managed to get 5 pages into a book, or a couple of pages into a newspaper now and again, perhaps halfway through a Footy Record (not all in the same month of course)?

FWIW, 9-10 months a year I work a 50-70hr week at six different jobs/contracts and often put almost the same again into looking after my pregnant wife and my property. I also sleep occasionally.

You?


I am a dolphin trainer at Seaworld. And I just finished War and Peace yesterday after starting it on the weekend.

Do you wear blue lycra as well?

Is your wife pregnant permanently or just occasionally?

BTW I agree with you on Raines, just want him to play for Dreamteam reasons.