Player Watch Oleg Markov

[Jen2310]

 

[Apex36]

Markov? He's 188cm(6'2"). I think that is who cityslick1 was referring to.

Any bad. I thought he was referring to Dean in the first paragraph for some reason.

 

[Jen2310]

 

[stormskye]

Happy for the bloke. It’s a tough business and he’s kept on working hard.

 

[Pistol Night]

Welcome Oleg. He thought he was going to the formal with Bronwyn Bishop and then Jennifer Hawkins asked him. Lucky lad

 

[manicpie]

I actually think he can play a bit and was surprised he was delisted. Hopefully hhe gets a good run at it because he can certainly provide run out of defence

 

[Hyakutake]

That stache is an icon. He looks like Lord Kitchener. I want a Magpies members campaign with Oleg pointing out of the poster with "Your Club Needs You!" under it.

 

[anshell]

He mustn’t think much of Carlton.He trained with them for a day then went straight back to Collingwood when a spot became available.

 

[Dead Eye Didak]

Shocking news for Deano, but welcome Oleg. I believe he will be a very handy acquisition, with his run and carry, and he suits our game style to a tee.
Good to know he trained at Carlscum, and thought nah, l want to be at the Pies....

 

[Pistol Night]

That stache is an icon. He looks like Lord Kitchener. I want a Magpies members campaign with Oleg pointing out of the poster with "Your Club Needs You!" under it.

We need to play him on Joe Daniher. The soup strainer Oleg is running will make Joe feel like a little girl

 

[Mongo Ming]

Hoping “the Baron” Von Markov will follow in the shoes of our previous journeyman in Leroy “the Anvil” Brown and be an important part of the jigsaw to our next flag.

Can never have too much speed, especially with our gameplan. And our depth bar injuries is enormous now.

Another potential cult hero to go straight to the Pies’ pool room
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[Hyakutake]

We need to play him on Joe Daniher. The soup strainer Oleg is running will make Joe feel like a little girl

Joe's mo looks like a caterpillar crawled on his upper lip and died. This isnt a mo. This is a serious stache. The guys in the charge of the light brigade? - they had one of these. Arctic explorers in the 19th century had one of these to keep warm when they ran out of huskies. The American Civil war was won by staches as awesome as this.

Admiral Zinoviy Rozhdestvensky sailed to his death under Togo's guns at the battle of Tsushiuma at the head of the Russian Second Pacific Squadron with nothing to protect himself except a ****ing rocking stache, and almost made it. General Ferdinand Foche, so awesome the ****ing British accepted him as commander in chief of their forces in France in WWI, once twirled a stache just like this while chaos rose around him, signalled "My centre is yielding. My right is retreating. Situation excellent. I am attacking." and ****ing hauled ass. Witnesses recall his lips not moving and swore after the stache had dictated the signal.

Do not devalue the stache. The stache hates it when you do that.

 

[3066]

That stache is an icon. He looks like Lord Kitchener. I want a Magpies members campaign with Oleg pointing out of the poster with "Your Club Needs You!" under it.

 

[Hyakutake]

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I'd salute that stache

 

[Pistol Night]

I'd salute that stache

Joes been growing his for 8 years and it still looks like a stray pube

 

[Hyakutake]

Joes been growing his for 8 years and it still looks like a stray pube

I think it may be a merkin

 

[Pistol Night]

I think it may be a merkin

There’s not enough of it to get a sample so we’ll never know

 

[TakingThePies]

Good lad, look becomes great depth for the VFL at worst. Not a superstar but has been terrific at training. Fly likes him and Leppo.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Welcome Oleg. He thought he was going to the formal with Bronwyn Bishop and then Jennifer Hawkins asked him. Lucky lad

To be honest, after Jennifer fell asleep he’d probably give Bronwyn a call

He looks hungry

 

[Pistol Night]

To be honest, after Jennifer fell asleep he’d probably give Bronwyn a call

He looks hungry

 

[Aussie pie]

Shouldn’t play a senior game and will be gone at season’s end. A bog ordinary player even at VFL standards.

 

[Fat Jesus]

Shouldn’t play a senior game and will be gone at season’s end. A bog ordinary player even at VFL standards.

I think he will surprise us all.
The Fly has him down for a role to play.

 

[Aussie pie]

I think he will surprise us all.
The Fly has him down for a role to play.

If that role is moving the cones at training then he’ll do well if it’s good footy I say nope.

 

[Jen2310]

Good depth for injury wise. Keeps players on their toes to keep performing. At worst should help our VFL team and the kids.


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[Fat Jesus]

Shouldn’t play a senior game and will be gone at season’s end. A bog ordinary player even at VFL standards.

McRae must have no clue whatsoever?