Ant Bear
Swamprat
- Dec 7, 2012
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- Port Adelaide
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- Port Magpies, Swamprats forever,
Whoops, a bit late this week, but only 3 days until the opportunity to seal the fate of our 10 year caretaker coach. Despite the Bulldogs similarly uninspiring form, we all know that they will bring out the Globetrotters on our General arses, before lapsing into their traditional ordinariness for the remainder of the season.
It starts in the middle. It always starts in the middle against the Bulldogs, where they flick the balll around by hand whilst Wines, Boak, Drew et al stand around in wonder like children engrossed by the sleight of hand of a magician.
Aaron Naughton
has been spectacularly insipid this season, so look for a 10 goal haul, several pack-bursting marks and for Cody Weightman
to win his the usual phantom frees for Incidental Hair Ruffing. Ay least there's no Josh Bruce
, aka MiniTex.
Can we win? Yeah. Will we win? Computer says no.
Bulldogs by 71 points.
It starts in the middle. It always starts in the middle against the Bulldogs, where they flick the balll around by hand whilst Wines, Boak, Drew et al stand around in wonder like children engrossed by the sleight of hand of a magician.
Aaron Naughton
PLAYERCARDSTART
33
Aaron Naughton
- Age
- 24
- Ht
- 196cm
- Wt
- 92kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 10.7
- 3star
- K
- 7.0
- 3star
- HB
- 3.7
- 3star
- M
- 4.9
- 5star
- T
- 1.8
- 4star
- G
- 0.8
- 4star
- D
- 6.3
- 1star
- K
- 4.0
- 1star
- HB
- 2.3
- 2star
- M
- 2.5
- 3star
- T
- 0.8
- 1star
- G
- 0.5
- 4star
- D
- 12.8
- 4star
- K
- 8.8
- 4star
- HB
- 4.0
- 3star
- M
- 4.8
- 5star
- T
- 1.2
- 3star
- G
- 0.0
- 1star
PLAYERCARDEND
PLAYERCARDSTART
3
Cody Weightman
- Age
- 23
- Ht
- 179cm
- Wt
- 75kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 6.5
- 2star
- K
- 4.0
- 2star
- HB
- 2.5
- 2star
- M
- 2.0
- 2star
- T
- 1.0
- 3star
- G
- 1.0
- 4star
- D
- 6.5
- 1star
- K
- 4.0
- 1star
- HB
- 2.5
- 2star
- M
- 2.0
- 2star
- T
- 1.0
- 2star
- G
- 1.0
- 4star
- D
- 6.5
- 2star
- K
- 4.0
- 2star
- HB
- 2.5
- 3star
- M
- 2.0
- 3star
- T
- 1.0
- 3star
- G
- 1.0
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
PLAYERCARDSTART
17
Josh Bruce
- Age
- 32
- Ht
- 198cm
- Wt
- 97kg
- Pos.
- D/F
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 11.2
- 3star
- K
- 6.6
- 3star
- HB
- 4.6
- 3star
- M
- 4.5
- 4star
- T
- 2.1
- 4star
- MG
- 90.4
- 1star
- D
- 8.9
- 2star
- K
- 3.5
- 1star
- HB
- 5.4
- 3star
- M
- 2.5
- 3star
- T
- 1.3
- 2star
- MG
- 90.4
- 2star
- D
- 11.2
- 3star
- K
- 5.6
- 3star
- HB
- 5.6
- 4star
- M
- 3.6
- 4star
- T
- 0.8
- 3star
PLAYERCARDEND
Can we win? Yeah. Will we win? Computer says no.
Bulldogs by 71 points.