Port Adelaide: We Exist To Win Sponsorships

[hazard]

While all you minnows are having a laugh at my beloved Pear, they have been recognized by the international business community as the most valuable club in the AFL. 37 Premierships and 145 years of history will do that.

Just have a look at the following ladder. Let your eyes wander down to the s**tstain no-success tier of the ladder. Do you really think that any brand wants to associate themselves with the likes of the drug-cheating, empty trophy cabinet Fremantle? Any big companies want to debase themselves by putting their logo on the membership-microwaving, truck of shit dumping, KFC boy loving Ninthmond? Perhaps the likes of Coca-Cola or Nike would like to be represented by the schoolgirl-Milning, dwarf-burning, and perennial bottom dwellers at the Aints?

No. Big sponsors demand proud, successful clubs. Clubs that will never be torn apart. The clubs that you all fear but respect: The Port Adelaide, Collingwood, and Essendon Football Clubs.

Port Adelaide would never sell its soul to Tasmania. Collingwood would never call themselves the "Commodore Maggies" like the Camries. Essendon would never wear a yellow guernsey to advertise a flavoured milk.

Go ahead and post your tears here, minnows.

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

Essendon would never wear yellow, but they will inject their players with horse drugs.

 

[Good_Old]

Yet you still can't turn a profit, go figure.

 

[Purple Suit]

Impressive. If that chart is to be believed, how did you post a $2 million loss last year if you got 22m from sponsorship?

On further inspection, it is an obvious fake. AF1 sponsorship hey. Australian Fake 1.

 

[Benwah83]

Impressive. If that chart is to be believed, how did you post a $2 million loss last year if you got 22m from sponsorship?

They pissed it away by purchasing the Shroud of Turin to use as a bay cover.

 

[hazard]

Yet you still can't turn a profit, go figure.

Pls don't be cry. Second place is pretty good too.

Go ahead and post your tears here, minnows.

Impressive. If that chart is to be believed, how did you post a $2 million loss last year if you got 22m from sponsorship?

Thx for your cooperation purple ****.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Would have only been good if Richmond were 9th on the ladder.

 

[Purple Suit]

Further evidence that list is bs or photo shopped.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...s-major-sponsors/story-e6frf9jf-1226208581712

And then this one

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...ubet-sponsorship/story-fnia6ojc-1227325337156

12m record corporate revenue but that list has 22m on it. Also joining the growing list of clubs relying on gambling to get them financially viable. Port ruining people lives, not just their weekend when they loss to Carlton.

 

[Hydrurga]

Why does Freo have such shitty sponsorship?!

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Further evidence that list is bs or photo shopped.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...s-major-sponsors/story-e6frf9jf-1226208581712

And then this one

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...ubet-sponsorship/story-fnia6ojc-1227325337156

12m record corporate revenue but that list has 22m on it. Also joining the growing list of clubs relying on gambling to get them financially viable. Port ruining people lives, not just their weekend when they loss to Carlton.

So, you're saying the Power supporting Op has inflated the figures? Well, who would have thought...

 

[Red mist]

BAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

BAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!

See what big money gets you people!

 

[Shawt]

Thread is clearly a meltdown.

 

[GWBogan]

It may be fake, but it's still less fake than their finals chances.

 

[hazard]

Further evidence that list is bs or photo shopped.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...s-major-sponsors/story-e6frf9jf-1226208581712

And then this one

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...ubet-sponsorship/story-fnia6ojc-1227325337156

12m record corporate revenue but that list has 22m on it. Also joining the growing list of clubs relying on gambling to get them financially viable. Port ruining people lives, not just their weekend when they loss to Carlton.

Hahaha you wish it was fake. Suck a dick, minnow: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/a...s-enjoy-life-in-the-fast-lane-20150619-ghsmgd

 

[hazard]

Why does Freo have such shitty sponsorship?!

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Big sponsors demand proud, successful clubs. Clubs that will never be torn apart. The clubs that you all fear but respect: The Port Adelaide, Collingwood, and Essendon Football Clubs

Keeping up to date with all the footy news these last few years have you?

 

[hazard]

Keeping up to date with all the footy news these last few years have you?

I'm sure you've read plenty of old newspapers at the old Dingley dump.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Why does Freo have such shitty sponsorship?!

Low commodity prices and inability to rattle tins.

Fremantle can make a profit, port failaids can't even make a profit with so much sponsorship.

Where does it all go? Kochie's pockets?

 

[Shawt]

Hahaha you wish it was fake. Suck a dick, minnow: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/a...s-enjoy-life-in-the-fast-lane-20150619-ghsmgd

He's melting reasonably hard now.

 

[royals1922]

Perhaps the OP can put all their sponsorships in their trophy cabinet.

 

[JoseMourinho]

 

[royals1922]

He's melting reasonably hard now.

It's a delayed melt. The news only got to dome port people that they lost as they had assumed Amstaffs backfire was fact.

 

[Shawt]

It's a delayed melt. The news only got to dome port people that they lost as they had assumed Amstaffs backfire was fact.

I think he really thought this was a good idea.

Puffing up is easy when all is downhill. Now that they've been exposed by Carlton, they have to either adapt or try to puff elsewhere.

Sadly, this puffer picked money. So, with a massive crowd every week, competition leading sponsorship and all that comes with it...

...how in hell can they STILL be losing millions?

I think this might be the first puffer melt towards calling for Kochie's head

 

[Benwah83]

I think he really thought this was a good idea.

Puffing up is easy when all is downhill. Now that they've been exposed by Carlton, they have to either adapt or try to puff elsewhere.

Sadly, this puffer picked money. So, with a massive crowd every week, competition leading sponsorship and all that comes with it...

...how in hell can they STILL be losing millions?

I think this might be the first puffer melt towards calling for Kochie's head

It all smells a bit similar to Sub-Saharan African governments...

Aid money? What aid money?