Win Prizes Port, Pies & Saints 2024 Death Ride

[Snuffaluphagus]

There are some rule changes, as it's my baby and there has been some... disappointing opinions in here. The thread is for cheering on picks, you deathride or you have civil conversations in the non-freo thread.

**** Port, **** Pies, **** Saints!!!!

 

[Joao]

Laurie for Sparrow is a massive downgrade for the Dees


Pies seem to have gone a bit youthful this week though, may be good for us?

I'm pretty sure the Dees BF fans think Sparrow is a potato.

 

[arsesmart]

Hopefully we sink some Port after the Pies are downed.

 

[freo_leo29]

I'm pretty sure the Dees BF fans think Sparrow is a potato.

They also think Laurie is a potato

 

[Dockeroo]

I'm pretty sure the Dees BF fans think Sparrow is a potato.

I’ll never forget Damian Barrett saying at one point that Tom Sparrow could become one of the best players in the AFL

 

[Joao]

They also think Laurie is a potato

 

[Ge3ks]

 

[pK75]

Right then, deathride results for one last time(for two of our picks anyway)
Melbourne to beat Pies (obvious)
Hawks vs Roos (who cares, no impact)
Geelong to smash the shit out of WC (need a 100+ margin to overtake Port)
Suns to smash Tigers (to overtake Saints)
Essendon to beat Brisbane (to overtake pies) I know it’s not likely.
Swans vs Crows (who cares, no impact)
Giants to beat Bulldogs (get ahead of port, conveniently opens door for Freo)
Blues to beat Saints (I know what your thinking but this is the deathride thread, Saints can win by a tiny margin and still get overtaken by the Suns if they beat tigers by a lot)
Freo to smash port (to let Geelong overtake them)
If all that happens pies drop to 12 (pick 7) saints drop to 14 (pick 25) port drop to 4 (pick 15) Freo sneak into to 7 (pick 12)

 

[pK75]

Tanking bloody Dees!

 

[Quazar2]

oh look, Collingwood with a shock fixture at the MCG. Who cudda believe it...?!?!?!

 

[Nothing]

So Snuffaluphagus what do Saints need to win by to put Pies into the 8? I know you've done the maths.

 

[Taylor]

So Snuffaluphagus what do Saints need to win by to put Pies into the 8? I know you've done the maths.

If Carlton kick 60 points, St Kilda need to beat them by 211 points, so 276.

If Carlton kick 0 points, St Kilda need to beat them by 153 points.

It's not happening.

 

[Nothing]

If Carlton kick 60 points, St Kilda need to beat them by 211 points, so 276.

If Carlton kick 0 points, St Kilda need to beat them by 153 points.

It's not happening.

I know. I just want Snuff in conniptions over the thought of losing his top 10 pick.

 

[Ge3ks]

Collingwood are out? Collingwood are out!
Woohoo deathriders.

'To make the finals now, they must have Port Adelaide beat Fremantle, and either have St Kilda beat Carlton by 151+ points, or North Melbourne beat Hawthorn by 157+ points.
Neither the Saints nor the Kangaroos have ever won a V/AFL game by that much.'

 

[Ge3ks]

North Melbourne beat Hawthorn by 157+ points.

Yeah nah

 

[BeinPurplenGreen]

The Cats have just not understood the deathride concept at all this season.

They almost force Port to actually play hard against us on Sunday.

 

[BeinPurplenGreen]

If Carlton kick 60 points, St Kilda need to beat them by 211 points, so 276.

If Carlton kick 0 points, St Kilda need to beat them by 153 points.

It's not happening.

 

[TheMcManusNose]

I guess it turns out the real death ride was us all along.

 

[Taylor]

Pick ten for Schultz is a robbery

 

[freo_leo29]

27 and a 2 pick upgrade in the 4th round is very meh for Henry in the end

 

[freo_leo29]

Port get the cats in he QF, great matchup for them, their pick should be 15+


Jeez, death ride came crashing down at the end

 

[s_wd6]

Never want to death ride again

 

[freo_leo29]

Never want to death ride again

Yeah, ban this thread next year if we have future picks


and definitely ban the final round death ride thread, bad omen

 

[freo_leo29]

also Snuffaluphagus you promised us Saints couldnt get out of the bottom 6

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

also Snuffaluphagus you promised us Saints couldnt get out of the bottom 6

Bottom 5 even I think I said

 

[Joao]

If you'd offered me 10+18+27 at the start of the year I would have bitten your hand off.

It's only because it looked like 7+10+24 for a while there that I am disappointed.

But I agree Deathriding is taxing. It's hard enough supporting Freo let alone the opposition of 3 other clubs.