Media POSTPONE S29 NOW - harry Measures Some Stuff

[harry000]

Hello sweet ****ers

I have been a member of this association for a couple of years now and I have noted the inaccuracy of data reporting and the blind following of such data by the sheeply masses.

No more, I thought it was time to get some accurate reporting of data in this joint.

Therefore, I have flown in 10 of the worlds top expert mathematicians from Wuhan, China and stashed them in TJASTA s "hole" (his mum's basement).

I set them their first task. Accurately determining the worst player in the SFA for week 1 of season 29.

They have been crunching numbers and running intense algorithms over the last 4 and a bit days that I wouldn't even pretend to understand and they have come to the consensus that JoshWoodenSpoon is without a doubt the worst Qooty player from round 1. Also, they discovered that he is a bit of a douche!! (not my opinion just what the data has revealed).




Anyway. If anyone would like access to my Wuhanese scientists to get some accurate data or to correct some data from the past please submit your queries below.

 

[TJASTA]

Hello harry000,

It's great to see you move into the media space

Much love,
-TJASTA.

 

[Agent93]

You suck

 

[Barrybran]

Nice to see someone else entering the world of Sweet stats. Would you care to elaborate on why JWS is the worst player in Round 1?

 

[harry000]

You suck

It only took a quick 2 second algorithm to determine that this statement is incorrect. Thanks for your query.

 

[harry000]

Hello harry000,

It's great to see you move into the media space

Much love,
-TJASTA.

Thanks mate. I feel that I'm here out of necessity.

 

[harry000]

Nice to see someone else entering the world of Sweet stats. Would you care to elaborate on why JWS is the worst player in Round 1?

I don't understand the exact algorithm and all its inputs but he is just really shit.

 

[fumbler]

I don't understand the exact algorithm and all its inputs but he is just really shit.

Oh no.
How will I go on and on?


Too late I’m over it.

 

[harry000]

Oh no.
How will I go on and on?


Too late I’m over it.

Hello fumbler

The algorithms tell us that you are quite good at qooty. Much better than JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[fumbler]

Hello fumbler

The algorithms tell us that you are quite good at qooty. Much better than JoshWoodenSpoon

Hooray for measuring stuff.

Beat that The Filth Wizard

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Hello sweet f***ers

I have been a member of this association for a couple of years now and I have noted the inaccuracy of data reporting and the blind following of such data by the sheeply masses.

No more, I thought it was time to get some accurate reporting of data in this joint.

Therefore, I have flown in 10 of the worlds top expert mathematicians from Wuhan, China and stashed them in TJASTA s "hole" (his mum's basement).

I set them their first task. Accurately determining the worst player in the SFA for week 1 of season 29.

They have been crunching numbers and running intense algorithms over the last 4 and a bit days that I wouldn't even pretend to understand and they have come to the consensus that JoshWoodenSpoon is without a doubt the worst Qooty player from round 1. Also, they discovered that he is a bit of a douche!! (not my opinion just what the data has revealed).




Anyway. If anyone would like access to my Wuhanese scientists to get some accurate data or to correct some data from the past please submit your queries below.

Hi harry, this is your captain speaking.

Nice thread m80.

Out of interest, can you please measure the ginormous, ****ing epically mammoth chasm between Tarkyn_24 , the league's all time leading goalkicker and the second rate muppet behind him whose name escapes me?

Let me know if you need to use this guitar for temperature in your equation.

Cheers and thanks

- TiF

 

[harry000]

Hi harry, this is your captain speaking.

Nice thread m80.

Out of interest, can you please measure the ginormous, ******* epically mammoth chasm between Tarkyn_24 , the league's all time leading goalkicker and the second rate muppet behind him who's name escapes me?

Let me know if you need to use this guitar for temperature in your equation.

Cheers and thanks

- TiF

I'll get back to you in a few days. Need to fly down some additional mathematician experts for an equation of this magnitude. As things currently stand I'm having to bring the Wuhanese through Thailand and then forging the country of origin on their entry cards. Also have to check if there is any room in TJASTA s mum's basement for additional Wuhanese. It would be unethical to house them anywhere else.

Rest assured you will have an answer.

 

[AceAndy]

At last some stats with credibility , well done harry000 Looking forward to seeing the worst players being named.

 

[harry000]

At last some stats with credibility , well done harry000 Looking forward to seeing the worst players being named.

Thanks mate. I'm hearing JoshWoodenSpoon s round one score was so shit that the mathematicians had to double check their answer several times as they did not think it was possible for someone to be so shit.

Hopefully there will be some variety each week but I wouldn't hold your breath.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

but I wouldn't hold your breath.

No-one was.

 

[harry000]

No-one was.

Oh hello Josh. This is awkward.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Hello sweet f***ers

I have been a member of this association for a couple of years now and I have noted the inaccuracy of data reporting and the blind following of such data by the sheeply masses.

No more, I thought it was time to get some accurate reporting of data in this joint.

Therefore, I have flown in 10 of the worlds top expert mathematicians from Wuhan, China and stashed them in TJASTA s "hole" (his mum's basement).

I set them their first task. Accurately determining the worst player in the SFA for week 1 of season 29.

They have been crunching numbers and running intense algorithms over the last 4 and a bit days that I wouldn't even pretend to understand and they have come to the consensus that JoshWoodenSpoon is without a doubt the worst Qooty player from round 1. Also, they discovered that he is a bit of a douche!! (not my opinion just what the data has revealed).




Anyway. If anyone would like access to my Wuhanese scientists to get some accurate data or to correct some data from the past please submit your queries below.

Gave you a like for the use of the word- douche

 

[harry000]

Gave you a like for the use of the word- douche

* Not my words, just the results of some intense mathematics.

But yes douche is an excellent describing word.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hi harry, this is your captain speaking.

Nice thread m80.

Out of interest, can you please measure the ginormous, ******* epically mammoth chasm between Tarkyn_24 , the league's all time leading goalkicker and the second rate muppet behind him whose name escapes me?

Let me know if you need to use this guitar for temperature in your equation.

Cheers and thanks

- TiF

Please. I only recognise BEEG as a worthy adversary now.

 

[BEEG]

Please. I only recognise BEEG as a worthy adversary now.

Yep its all about that FF spot.

 

[Santoz]

Hello sweet f***ers

I have been a member of this association for a couple of years now and I have noted the inaccuracy of data reporting and the blind following of such data by the sheeply masses.

No more, I thought it was time to get some accurate reporting of data in this joint.

Therefore, I have flown in 10 of the worlds top expert mathematicians from Wuhan, China and stashed them in TJASTA s "hole" (his mum's basement).

I set them their first task. Accurately determining the worst player in the SFA for week 1 of season 29.

They have been crunching numbers and running intense algorithms over the last 4 and a bit days that I wouldn't even pretend to understand and they have come to the consensus that JoshWoodenSpoon is without a doubt the worst Qooty player from round 1. Also, they discovered that he is a bit of a douche!! (not my opinion just what the data has revealed).




Anyway. If anyone would like access to my Wuhanese scientists to get some accurate data or to correct some data from the past please submit your queries below.

You don't have the intelligence to string together a coherent sentence let alone the cash to fly 10 people to Melbourne from Adelaide, let alone in from China.

Also, the claim that your 10 of the worlds top expert mathematicians all coming from the same city is simply erroneous and a flat out lie.

The odds of that actually occurring would be similar to you blessing the SFA community with a thread that's engaging and humorous

 

[harry000]

You don't have the intelligence to string together a coherent sentence let alone the cash to fly 10 people to Melbourne from Adelaide, let alone in from China.

Also, the claim that your 10 of the worlds top expert mathematicians all coming from the same city is simply erroneous and a flat out lie.

The odds of that actually occurring would be similar to you blessing the SFA community with a thread that's engaging and humorous

Nice melt.

 

[harry000]

Hi harry, this is your captain speaking.

Nice thread m80.

Out of interest, can you please measure the ginormous, ******* epically mammoth chasm between Tarkyn_24 , the league's all time leading goalkicker and the second rate muppet behind him whose name escapes me?

Let me know if you need to use this guitar for temperature in your equation.

Cheers and thanks

- TiF

Looks like we are getting closer to an answer on this one, so far they’ve got the gap between Tarkyn_24 and okeydoke7 down to.....



x

 

[CazC30]

Hello harry000,

It's great to see you move into the media space

Much love,
-TJASTA.

May want to reassess your evaluation there.

 

[harry000]

May want to reassess your evaluation there.

My mathematicians summate that CazC30 has a penis.

Interesting.