Posts that should automatically incur a ban...

[Big Bad Sammus]

Football players heads cut and paste onto the cast of "The Wizard of Oz" - then making reference that that player needs more heart, courage etc

 

[Higgs Boson]

Supporters who think that posts about their team connotes an 'obsession' by the post-maker. Or demonstrates fear.

It doesn't. It really, really doesn't.

 

[demon48]

Anything by Melbourne supporters getting a stiffy, believing that their tanking will bring them success

Watts, Scully Trengove and Grimes WILL get us a premiership. *boing*

 

[merkinboyce]

Anyone who:

Calls West Coast the egirls, West Coke, West Chise

Calls Melbourne Melgorne

Calls Essendon the Bummers, Essenscum

Calls Carlton ********, Carlank, Carlscum, etc etc etc

Calls Freo LOLmante

Calls Richmond NINTHmond

Calls Hawthorn WHOREthorn

I could go on. Its not funny at all, come on people

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Watts, Scully Trengove and Grimes WILL get us a premiership. *boing*

Um, no... no cheating tanker team has ever won a premiership on their own merit... *flop*

 

[Kerrby]

Any post that doesn't contain a reference to Jack Watts or how shit Raphael Clarke is.

 

[Air_Chester]

Anyone who:

Calls West Coast the egirls, West Coke, West Chise

Calls Melbourne Melgorne

Calls Essendon the Bummers, Essenscum

Calls Carlton ********, Carlank, Carlscum, etc etc etc

Calls Freo LOLmante

Calls Richmond NINTHmond

Calls Hawthorn WHOREthorn

I could go on. Its not funny at all, come on people

This.

The written equivalent of pulling someone's hair in the playground.

Also anyone who argues with a past win with absolutely no releveance, ir a threat of how AWESOME~! and DAZZLING~! their team will be next year to deflect the suck they put forth this season.