AFL Autopsy Praccy Match v. St Kilda

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St Kilda v. Essendon
Friday 23 February
2:00pm, RSEA Park

Looks like Saints will be without Dan Butler, Jack Sinclair, Hunter Clark, Zak Jones, Paddy Dow and Sam Draper. Oh nope. He chose us.

We'll be without Sam Draper, Ben Hobbs, Dylan Shiel, Nate Caddy, Jake Kelly, Jordan Ridley and Jake Carlisle. Oh. No, he chose St Kilda and then chose cocaine.

Poor attempts at antagonism aside, I'm just glad footy's here. I want to see Martin architecture, Durham on ball, Benny Beefcake, Duursma with goals and no archery, revitalised Stringer etc. etc. Last time we met they stifled us playing Rossball. Wilkie stopped everything, Butler and Higgins seemed to be everywhere, Marshall brought Draper back to humanland and Hill carved his own tracks into the turf.

I think Sts fans intend to boo Gresh. They don't like his smirk and think he's a smartarse. Check out this little beauty as evidence.

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Here are possible line ups, Sts' copied from Dard Ball Get. I'm not sure who a lot of these dudes are, though I'm pretty sure Membrey's mum works at the bottlo down there. I recognise the arms. Anyway, thank Ganesh footy's back. I love this time of year. Peace.

SAINTS
FB: Wilkie, Howard, Stocker
HB: NWM, Battle, Sinclair
C: Hill, Steele, Wood
HF: Butler, King, Phillipou
FF: Higgins, Membrey, Owens

R: Marshall, Crouch, Dow
INT: Clark, Bonner, Henry, Windhager
SUB: Jones/Ross on form

BOMBERS
FB: Laverde, McKay, Reid
HB: Redman, Ridley, Martin
C: Duursma, Setterfield, Durham
HF: Gresham, Langford, Stringer
FF: Caldwell, Wright, Menzie

R: Bryan, Parish, Merrett
INT: Hind, Goldstein, Perkins, Cox
SUB: Guelfi
 

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2MP Draper Ridley Hobbs Kelly Shiel Caddy all unavailable so we will probably see something like;-

Lav McKay McGrath
Redman Reid Martin
Tsatas Parish Duursma
Perkins Jones Gresham
Langford Stringer Menzie

Goldy Durham Merrett

Bench from -
Setterfield Caldwell Hind Heppell
Guelfi Cox Weideman Bryan


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2MP Draper Ridley Hobbs Kelly Shiel Caddy all unavailable so we will probably see something like;-

Lav McKay McGrath
Redman Reid Martin
Tsatas Parish Duursma
Perkins Jones Gresham
Langford Stringer Menzie

Goldy Durham Merrett

Bench from -
Setterfield Caldwell Hind Heppell
Guelfi Cox Weideman Bryan


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I'm swapping Laverde and Cox, Bryan and Goldy, Tsatas to the bench if he's there, Durham to the wing - I don't think he'll start on-ball.
 
What really worries me is that your battery is on 15%.
Yeah I was typing like a mad dog. That's why it's such a quality post. Half the guys I said weren't playing I've named to play. It will be a hell of a game unless Melbourne ruins it for everyone.
 
or pull a sickie, then battle traffic and head to Moorabbin
and be prepared to walk for a while due to a total lack of parking near the ground.
 

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Liam Henry, Darcy Wilson, Riley Bonner and Hugo Garcia have been named for their first official appearances in Saints colours as part of tomorrow’s match simulation against Essendon at RSEA Park.
The Saints will field a near full-strength 26-man squad for their first hit-out of the year against opposition, headlined by skipper Jack Steele, All-Australian Callum Wilkie, new leadership group inductee Rowan Marshall and key forwards Max King and Tim Membrey.
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Jack Sinclair (calf), Brad Crouch (knee), Hunter Clark (concussion), Paddy Dow (knee), Dan Butler (ankle) and Zak Jones (concussion) are among the players who will miss Friday’s match simulation, however all have eyes on potential early season returns.
Several Saints – including some who have been selected in the AFL match simulation – will take part in a VFL practice match for Sandringham against Essendon’s VFL side at RSEA Park later in the afternoon.
Those attending on Friday are strongly encouraged to utilise public transport to get to and from the game, with parking around RSEA Park extremely limited.
Saints Summer of Footy continues! Your guide for Saints-Bombers match sim

St Kilda v Essendon | Match Simulation Squad

1. Jack Higgins
2. Marcus Windhager
6. Seb Ross
7. Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera
8. Bradley Hill
9. Jack Steele
10. Mitch Owens
12. Max King
13. Ryan Byrnes
14. Liam Stocker
19. Rowan Marshall
20. Dougal Howard
21. Zaine Cordy
22. Darcy Wilson
23. Liam Henry
25. Mattaes Phillipou
26. Josh Battle
28. Tim Membrey
29. Jimmy Webster
32. Mason Wood
34. Hugo Garcia
36. Riley Bonner
38. Tom Campbell
43. Cooper Sharman
44. Callum Wilkie
47. Anthony Caminiti
 
Essendon practice match team v St Kilda

1 Andrew McGrath
3 Darcy Parish
4 Kyle Langford
5 Elijah Tsatas
6 Jye Caldwell
7 Zach Merrett
10 Sam Weideman
11 Jade Gresham
12 Will Setterfield
13 Nik Cox
15 Jayden Laverde
16 Archie Perkins
17 Todd Goldstein
18 Lewis Hayes
19 Nick Hind
21 Dyson Heppell
22 Sam Durham
23 Harrison Jones
24 Nick Bryan
25 Jake Stringer
27 Mason Redman
28 Xavier Duursma
31 Zach Reid
32 Ben McKay
33 Alwyn Davey
35 Matt Guelfi
37 Nic Martin
47 Jye Menzie

I think that roughly translates to:

Laverde - McKay - McGrath
Martin - Reid - Ridley
Duursma - Setterfield - Durham
Guelfi - Jones - Gresham
Menzies - Langford - Stringer
Bryan - Merrett - Parish

Tsatas - Caldwell - Weidman - Cox - Perkins
Goldstein - Hayes - Hind - Heppell - Davey

If anyone gets pussy about the order of the bench, it's in chronological order.
 
We are missing a few here - hope to see them lineup something like;-

Reid McKay McGrath
Redman Lav Martin
Heppell Parish Duursma
Perkins Jones Gresham
Langford Stringer Menzie

Goldy Durham Merrett

Bench from -

Setterfield Caldwell Hind Guelfi Tsatas
ADavey Weideman Cox Hayes Bryan


Still a decent starting 22 on paper…
 
Not long now!
So hyped for footy to be back!
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