Training Pre-Season 2023 (First game 18/3 v North)

[DanWCE]

The king doing king shit

Never skip leg day

 

[Chris_6678]

We like to heap a lot on him but he along with West were smashing it out well before they had to return to the club. It helped West out as he was a big improvement from the year prior.

 

[Keys]

We like to heap a lot on him but he along with West were smashing it out well before they had to return to the club. It helped West out as he was a big improvement from the year prior.

Yep

You’d hope there’s about 30 odd other blokes doing the same thing about now

 

[Chris_6678]

Yep

You’d hope there’s about 30 odd other blokes doing the same thing about now

Fingers crossed they follow suit.

 

[Keys]

For the record the return to train dates are at the bottom of this list of key off season dates.

Full squad starts training on December 5. First to fourth year players return 2 weeks earlier on November 21

 

[Doashuey]

Cant wait for December 7th and for this thread to be flooded with variations of Keys pre-season report from about 2018.

Fair warning- I will be dishing the reacts to each and every "report".

 

[RookiePick]

I like the hip thrust on the box exercise.

He should be able to maximise his rotational velocity as he gets smashed in tackles.

Seriously though I would expect everyone on the list would be working on their programs by now. Our season ended a long long time ago.

 

[squashface]

Cant wait for December 7th and for this thread to be flooded with variations of Keys pre-season report from about 2018.

Fair warning- I will be dishing the reacts to each and every "report".

the disrespect for Carbine Chaos here

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Gee

 

[Doashuey]

In my defence- I couldnt be fcukt going back to see who wrote the original. Thought it was Keys.

Sorry CC

 

[Keys]

In my defence- I couldnt be fcukt going back to see who wrote the original. Thought it was Keys.

Sorry CC

The meme report wasn’t me but it was a reimagination of one of mine

It was amazing how often variations of it sucked people in

Can’t remember who it was but someone posted a Fremantle variation on their board. The melts when it was revealed as fake were funny

Carbine Chaos has a lot to answer for

 

[Doashuey]

The meme report wasn’t me but it was a reimagination of one of mine

It was amazing how often variations of it sucked people in

Can’t remember who it was but someone posted a Fremantle variation on their board. The melts when it was revealed as fake were funny

Carbine Chaos has a lot to answer for

So if I have this correct- CC plagerised your work, made a mockery of it and then has his stooge squashface cry foul when credit is given to you, the true creator?

My word he has a lot to answer for.

And I am vindicated and rescind my earlier apology to CC

 

[ioppolo]

There's been enough believable variations that I can't remember exactly what the original was.
Wasn't it 2017 when Sam Mitchell was on our list?

 

[Keys]

So if I have this correct- CC plagerised your work, made a mockery of it and then has his stooge squashface cry foul when credit is given to you, the true creator?

My word he has a lot to answer for.

And I am vindicated and rescind my earlier apology to CC

Gee anything originated from the same post(s)

 

[THE A5]

Whats the bet Langdon gets extended next season now that Willie left?

 

[squashface]

The meme report wasn’t me but it was a reimagination of one of mine

It was amazing how often variations of it sucked people in

Can’t remember who it was but someone posted a Fremantle variation on their board. The melts when it was revealed as fake were funny

Carbine Chaos has a lot to answer for

That was me. Farmed a lot of likes that day.

 

[flamingEMBERS]

Whats the bet Langdon gets extended next season now that Willie left?

His leg workout video was sick

 

[Truckosaurus]

Whats the bet Langdon gets extended next season now that Willie left?

That's like losing your police-trained German Shepherd guard dog and replacing it with a Labrador puppy.

 

[Bender_]

That's like losing your police-trained German Shepherd guard dog and replacing it with a Labrador puppy.

Naaawwww but it'd be really cute though. Just like Langdon's calfs.

 

[PremiershipNo4]

Whats the bet Langdon gets extended next season now that Willie left?

We don’t need to hear about Langdon’s sex life

 

[BeornJ]

The king doing king s**t

Never skip leg day

I think both my ankles snapped just watching that.

 

[THE A5]

That's like losing your police-trained German Shepherd guard dog and replacing it with a Labrador puppy.

The thing is that labrador puppy will grow up to be a police dog. Langdon won't grow to be semi decent

 

[Doashuey]

I think both my ankles snapped just watching that.

The "West Coast condition".

 

[Doashuey]

The thing is that labrador puppy will grow up to be a police dog. Langdon won't grow to be semi decent

At best he will be the equivilent of a Perth airport fruit and nuts detector for quarantine (aka WAFL forward pocket).

 

[Nuke Fremantle]

Our final game this year was 20th August.

Senior players don't report back until 3 weeks before Christmas.

It's a good life isn't it?