Think Tank Questions you need answered

[Yidaki]

I'm sure a slab of crownies and box of smokes will aid me greatly in achieving journalistic nirvana.

I'm going to be rich!!!

You sound like an Australian.

 

[Catastic82]

You sound like an Australian.

My best mate name is Robbo

 

[Yidaki]

My best mate name is Robbo

And your point is?

 

[Jazny]

Jazny Did you end up getting angry?

No, I don't do anger very well. I just melt all over the place.

 

[Catastic82]

And your point is?

You missed the joke *sights*

Look up the parody song "I'm a yobo "

 

[Bender_]

I'm sure a slab of crownies and box of smokes will aid me greatly in achieving journalistic nirvana.

I'm going to be rich!!!

lol Crownies. Did Robbo win lotto?

 

[Starburns_]

Tell all the flogs on the Bay this.

No please don't. I don't want to have to wade through the inevitable undertones in the posting of people who disagree with AC on this one.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Free the refugees. Anyone who is comfortable with our governments asylum seeker policy is a psychopath!! Empathy and love for all human beings.

Not all, surely. There are thousands that should be blended into fertiliser.

 

[El Dubya]

Ok serious question time Bay:

WARNING! LONG AND TEDIOUS EL DUBYA RANT:

I have been working in a shit hole country school for most of this year. I recently was hired by a very nice school in inner city Melbourne where I'll be able to actually live with Mrs Dubya, cycle to work all while enjoying fine inner city dining. I will once again be able to live as a hipster flog.

I'm also moving from the government sector into independent. Not only does this mean a lot more money (Mrs Dubya likes this) but it also means I'll need no references out recommendations from my current school.

Now here is my conundrum: For a long time I have felt like my current school didn't support me; for instance I was the least experienced teacher at the school, I really struggled with some of the dirty hillbilly students, yet every teacher bar me had students shifted out of their classes for behavioural reasons. A student attempted to assault me, and a week later he was dropped back into my class. A student sexually harassed me, no follow up. As an inner city flog I didn't really gel with most of the staff, I'm also a bit of a loner and was the only man in my office, but this week I found out that they were constantly bitching about me behind my back.

So my question is Bay, since I no longer need these bumpkins, and they all think I'm a campaigner anyway, should I get shit faced at the Christmas party and tell them all to eat a bag of dicks, to not be such simple minded **** faces, and to be less of a bitchy little clique?

RANT OVER

 

[Yidaki]

No, I don't do anger very well. I just melt all over the place.

Anger is OK when used appropriately. You could use it to free the refuges, or end capitalism...etc.

You missed the joke *sights*

Look up the parody song "I'm a yobo "

Ah yes. How could I miss that....

 

[El Dubya]

How come fat robbo can earn more than me and does less "work"?

So ****ing much of this. Where is that pricks Quill badge? ****ing nowhere the fat campaigner.

 

[Catastic82]

lol Crownies. Did Robbo win lotto?

I just saw a johnnie walker ad for double black

*drools*... Then it's followed up by that herald sun ad with the fat slob grinning at me

 

[Bender_]

Ok serious question time Bay:

WARNING! LONG AND TEDIOUS EL DUBYA RANT:

I have been working in a shit hole country school for most of this year. I recently was hired by a very nice school in inner city Melbourne where I'll be able to actually live with Mrs Dubya, cycle to work all while enjoying fine inner city dining. I will once again be able to live as a hipster flog.

I'm also moving from the government sector into independent. Not only does this mean a lot more money (Mrs Dubya likes this) but it also means I'll need no references out recommendations from my current school.

Now here is my conundrum: For a long time I have felt like my current school didn't support me; for instance I was the least experienced teacher at the school, I really struggled with some of the dirty hillbilly students, yet every teacher bar me had students shifted out of their classes for behavioural reasons. A student attempted to assault me, and a week later he was dropped back into my class. A student sexually harassed me, no follow up. As an inner city flog I didn't really gel with most of the staff, I'm also a bit of a loner and was the only man in my office, but this week I found out that they were constantly bitching about me behind my back.

So my question is Bay, since I no longer need these bumpkins, and they all think I'm a campaigner anyway, should I get shit faced at the Christmas party and tell them all to eat a bag of dicks, to not be such simple minded **** faces, and to be less of a bitchy little clique?

RANT OVER

You'd be stupid to burn bridges.

 

[Yidaki]

Ok serious question time Bay:

WARNING! LONG AND TEDIOUS EL DUBYA RANT:

I have been working in a shit hole country school for most of this year. I recently was hired by a very nice school in inner city Melbourne where I'll be able to actually live with Mrs Dubya, cycle to work all while enjoying fine inner city dining. I will once again be able to live as a hipster flog.

I'm also moving from the government sector into independent. Not only does this mean a lot more money (Mrs Dubya likes this) but it also means I'll need no references out recommendations from my current school.

Now here is my conundrum: For a long time I have felt like my current school didn't support me; for instance I was the least experienced teacher at the school, I really struggled with some of the dirty hillbilly students, yet every teacher bar me had students shifted out of their classes for behavioural reasons. A student attempted to assault me, and a week later he was dropped back into my class. A student sexually harassed me, no follow up. As an inner city flog I didn't really gel with most of the staff, I'm also a bit of a loner and was the only man in my office, but this week I found out that they were constantly bitching about me behind my back.

So my question is Bay, since I no longer need these bumpkins, and they all think I'm a campaigner anyway, should I get shit faced at the Christmas party and tell them all to eat a bag of dicks, to not be such simple minded **** faces, and to be less of a bitchy little clique?

RANT OVER

YES YES and YES!

 

[Jazny]

Not all, surely. There are thousands that should be blended into fertiliser.

What for? What a horrible individual you are to even suggest that.

 

[El Dubya]

You'd be stupid to burn bridges.

YES YES and YES!

So that's one no and three for yes...

 

[Jazny]

So my question is Bay, since I no longer need these bumpkins, and they all think I'm a campaigner anyway, should I get shit faced at the Christmas party and tell them all to eat a bag of dicks, to not be such simple minded **** faces, and to be less of a bitchy little clique?

No. By being rude to them you just validate their meanness to you in their minds, and you continue the cycle of hatred.

 

[Catastic82]

So that's one no and three for yes...

Career advice on the bay... How could it go wrong?

 

[Starburns_]

Ok serious question time Bay:

WARNING! LONG AND TEDIOUS EL DUBYA RANT:

I have been working in a shit hole country school for most of this year. I recently was hired by a very nice school in inner city Melbourne where I'll be able to actually live with Mrs Dubya, cycle to work all while enjoying fine inner city dining. I will once again be able to live as a hipster flog.

I'm also moving from the government sector into independent. Not only does this mean a lot more money (Mrs Dubya likes this) but it also means I'll need no references out recommendations from my current school.

Now here is my conundrum: For a long time I have felt like my current school didn't support me; for instance I was the least experienced teacher at the school, I really struggled with some of the dirty hillbilly students, yet every teacher bar me had students shifted out of their classes for behavioural reasons. A student attempted to assault me, and a week later he was dropped back into my class. A student sexually harassed me, no follow up. As an inner city flog I didn't really gel with most of the staff, I'm also a bit of a loner and was the only man in my office, but this week I found out that they were constantly bitching about me behind my back.

So my question is Bay, since I no longer need these bumpkins, and they all think I'm a campaigner anyway, should I get shit faced at the Christmas party and tell them all to eat a bag of dicks, to not be such simple minded **** faces, and to be less of a bitchy little clique?

RANT OVER

I'm with LC, take the high road.

 

[Catastic82]

No. By being rude to them you just validate their meanness to you in their minds, and you continue the cycle of hatred.

#Hippy

 

[JoseMourinho]

No don't do it.

 

[ChappyUK]

Free the refugees. Anyone who is comfortable with our governments asylum seeker policy is a psychopath!! Empathy and love for all human beings.

Give it a rest mate. Thread was intended to be lighthearted.

 

[Yidaki]

So that's one no and three for yes...

In all seriousness, chose the other option.

 

[Morganashlee]

Ok serious question time Bay:

WARNING! LONG AND TEDIOUS EL DUBYA RANT:

I have been working in a shit hole country school for most of this year. I recently was hired by a very nice school in inner city Melbourne where I'll be able to actually live with Mrs Dubya, cycle to work all while enjoying fine inner city dining. I will once again be able to live as a hipster flog.

I'm also moving from the government sector into independent. Not only does this mean a lot more money (Mrs Dubya likes this) but it also means I'll need no references out recommendations from my current school.

Now here is my conundrum: For a long time I have felt like my current school didn't support me; for instance I was the least experienced teacher at the school, I really struggled with some of the dirty hillbilly students, yet every teacher bar me had students shifted out of their classes for behavioural reasons. A student attempted to assault me, and a week later he was dropped back into my class. A student sexually harassed me, no follow up. As an inner city flog I didn't really gel with most of the staff, I'm also a bit of a loner and was the only man in my office, but this week I found out that they were constantly bitching about me behind my back.

So my question is Bay, since I no longer need these bumpkins, and they all think I'm a campaigner anyway, should I get shit faced at the Christmas party and tell them all to eat a bag of dicks, to not be such simple minded **** faces, and to be less of a bitchy little clique?

RANT OVER

Although the sensible thing would be to leave without melting up the Xmas party I think I'd struggle not to bring it up.

Every person that has left my workplace in the last 6 months has gone out swinging. It's amusing to watch and not at all undeserved towards the pricks I work with. They all seem to have gained employment or had jobs lined up prior to leaving so it hasn't biten them on the ass but it may.

 

[Yidaki]

#Hippy

Isn't it #Hippie ?