Play Nice Random Chat Thread VI

[King Hansen]

So now we won't have the Queen's birthday game anymore, we should really team up with Carlton and aim to have a King's birthday match.

Another marquee game for NM.

 

[Val Keating]

So now we won't have the Queen's birthday game anymore, we should really team up with Carlton and aim to have a King's birthday match.

Another marquee game for NM.

They don’t change the date do they? The Queens birthday isn’t on her actual birthday.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

They don’t change the date do they? The Queens birthday isn’t on her actual birthday.

Think the Queen's birthday was in April

 

[Val Keating]

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That album is trending now lol.

 

[ferball]

That album is trending now lol.

God help us all.

 

[Makeshift Park]

seems like the brownlow ceremony will clash with the queens funeral?

 

[Kangapirate]

seems like the brownlow ceremony will clash with the queens funeral?

Good chance, and therefore I’d say the Brownlow could be brought forward to the Sunday as it would get massacred in the ratings, a possibility the Monday could be a public holiday.

 

[Groucho]

Wonder what will change. Someone said Her Majesty’s Theatre will have to revert to His Majesty’s as it was before the Quanga got her guernsey

 

[DesertRoo]

Good chance, and therefore I’d say the Brownlow could be brought forward to the Sunday as it would get massacred in the ratings, a possibility the Monday could be a public holiday.

Put them head to head to see if the queens more popular then some dude kicking a football I say..

 

[Makeshift Park]

Good chance, and therefore I’d say the Brownlow could be brought forward to the Sunday as it would get massacred in the ratings, a possibility the Monday could be a public holiday.

Reckon 7 would be on the blower with AFL House right now, saying “there’s no way we can broadcast the Brownlow at the same time the queen is getting put in the ground”

 

[Makeshift Park]

Put them head to head to see the queens more popular then some dude kicking a football I say..

I know which one I’d be buying advertising spots in

 

[DesertRoo]

I know which one I’d be buying advertising spots in

Maybe we can bypass Charles and anoint the person who holds the Charlie for the year as king?

 

[giantroo]

 

[Only Forwards]

Time to leave the Commonwealth?


Too soon?

You would think if we are going to the timing would be opportune to do it.

The only thing that is certain is that there is change coming.

As for too soon I am sure that there are some that will see it that way.

96 is a pretty decent at bat. The monarchy is what it is. And it’s a matter of perspective as to how people see this.

 

[see see]

Time to leave the Commonwealth?


Too soon?

More importantly, time to update rhyming slang from a "King Richard" to a "King Charles"?

 

[Chadwiko]

 

[ferball]

That's gonna be weird.

 

[Makeshift Park]

That's gonna be weird.

I reckon Chucky will only be in the big chair for a few years before he announces he's stepping aside to spend more time with his pheasants and corgis.

 

[TurnoverMerchant]

So, people are born into a family with 'special blood', hence they get to hoard an enormous amount of wealth? Never liked monarchs.

 

[danj]

Condolences to the person, spit on the institution.

A united Ireland now!

Australian Republic now!

 

[Hojuman]

Family with a history of incest, paedophiles, facist's, misogynist's, racism, colonialism, genocide, untold wealth living off the public purse and not even of English heritage.

If the tell me the world is in mourning l'll dispute it;
. China
. Russia & Eastern Europe
. Scandinavia
. France, ltaly & Greece
. Central & South America
. Uncolonised Africa
. Most of S.E Asia, Korea & Japan
. Middle East, Iran, Iraq, Syria don't care.
. Even most Yanks

 

[TurnoverMerchant]

Family with a history of incest, paedophiles, facist's, misogynist's, racism, colonialism, untold wealth living off the public purse and not even of English heritage.

If the tell me the world is in mourning l'll dispute it;
. China
. Russia & Eastern Europe
. Scandinavia
. Italy & Greece
. Central & South America
. Most of S.E Asia, Korea & Japan
. Iran, Iraq, Syria don't care.

And they are supposedly pausing Premier League football for 2 weeks because an old woman passed away! Oh the misery

 

[Mav]

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Notice to all Chaser staff about coverage of the Queen's death​ Dear Staff, Her Royal Highness Her Majesty The Queen has just passed away, so it's vitally important that this newsroom remain RESPECTFUL when talking about royals in the coming days. Remember Charles is the new monarch so it’s VITALLY IMPORTANT we don’t mention that time he told Camilla he wanted to be her tampon. Let’s keep that under wraps. When talking about The Queen’s legacy, don’t focus on the paedophile son that she protected. And it goes without saying that Diana never existed. We don’t want the website to crash (with complaints about puns about her). Instead perhaps concentrate on all the children she had that were normal and well adjusted (can’t think of any right now, but I’m sure you’ll be able to find some). Edward perhaps? Is he still a thing? Actually, maybe skip her children and focus on the grandchildren. Yeah - that’s it. Just DON’T MENTION THAT PEGGING INCIDENT BETWEEN WILLIAM AND ROSE HANBURY. Kate’s still upset about that. And try to pretend Harry and Meghan don’t exist. Thinking about it, maybe don’t focus on her children at all. Talk about The Queen’s love of animals (except for the ones she shot in all those hunting parties, of course). Actually scrap that. Talk about her love of breeding horses. She loved breeding horses apparently (and no, John, I’m not referring to Anne). Most importantly of all, don’t mention that she leaves at a time when Britain is literally falling to pieces and thousands of old people will freeze to death this winter, even while the private companies providing that heat reap hundreds of billions in extra profits. It would be completely unseemly and impolite at a time like this to mention that The Queen presided over a system so unequal that while homeless wandered the streets outside her ****ing palace dying of exposure, she owned numerous castles (not to mention half of Sussex) and she still took hundreds of millions of pounds from the public purse to “cover her expenses”. Monarchs aren’t supposed to be held responsible for the system they sit on top of. Especially not today. Instead, if you need to mention any of that, blame welfare cheats. Hope this helps. Good luck today. Let’s milk that nostalgia for a Britain that doesn't exist anymore for as much as it’s worth! Fingers crossed this will do even better numbers than Diana’s funeral! Yours in respectful mourning, Charles Firth Publisher The Chaser

 

[DesertRoo]

Family with a history of incest, paedophiles, facist's, misogynist's, racism, colonialism, untold wealth living off the public purse and not even of English heritage.

If the tell me the world is in mourning l'll dispute it;
. China
. Russia & Eastern Europe
. Scandinavia
. Italy & Greece
. Central & South America
. Most of S.E Asia, Korea & Japan
. Iran, Iraq, Syria don't care.

I know some people see her as a grandmother figure but she literally paid her sons legal defence for pedophilia charges last year.

 

[Val Keating]

Footy is way more important.