Game Day Rd 5 - Port in Adelaide

[vidwhal]

PORT VS FREO - ROUND 5 - POWERED BY THE WHISTLE​

HURRUMPH! OKAY, RIGHT. UHUH. YEP. YOU'LL EXCUSE THE CAPS AND I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL UNDERSTANDING WHY. YEAH!? GOOD!!

PORT HEY? PORT. PORTPORTPORT PORTY PORT. HOW BOUT THAT OTHER GAME THAT JUST PLAYED, HEY?? STILL PRETTY DARN INTERESTED IN THAT!! PRETTAY, PRETTAY….PRETTAY….INTERESTED!!

SO THIS TEAL TEAM?! GOTS ANY LITTLE GREEN MEN ALSO ON THEIR LIST?? GOTS ANY FLUTTER-HEARTED HACKS FLOATING AROUND?!? HALF OF ME THINKS WE GOTS TO FIND A WAY TO LURE SOME OF OUR OWN! DEAN? DEAN??! WE GOTS SOME HELLA CASH OVAH HERE. CARE TO HAVE ANOTHER CRACK FOR THE OTHER SIDE??!

OKAAAAYYYY! WE NOW GOTS TO LOOK AT WHO WE THROWING TO THE WOLVES!

KEY MATCHUPS!

FREO!

PORT!

OOO! WHAT A TASTY MATCHUP THAT LOOKS LIKE! FULL OF POTENTIAL! FULL OF SUSPENSE!! FULL OF SHIZEN!!! EVERYBODY GON BE WANTING TO BE SEEING THE LIL GREEN MEN TASTE SUCCESS!!!! IT’S THE ULTIMATE AFL EXPERIENCE!!!!!

THE LINE UPS!

PORT ADELAIDE’S LINE UP LAST WEEK:

PORT ADELAIDE’S LINE UP THIS WEEK:

YEEEESSSSSSS. TASTY, TASTY!! PORT COME IN WITH A MUCH IMPROVED LINEUP COMPARED WITH WHO THEY TOOK IN AGAINST THE DRUGDONS! PORT’S COACHING STAFF ARE ONTO IT, KNOWING FREO’S VAST INFERIORITY TO THE GREEN MEN AND HAVE MADE ADJUSTMENTS ACCORDINGLY!! LET’S ALL CONGRATULATE THEM ON SUCH A FORWARD THINKING AND AFL-APPROVED STRATEGY!.....THANK YOU!


NOW, WHAT HAVE WE MISSED?! MISSED ANYTHING??! HMMMMMMMM……OH YEAH, WHO’S FREO GONNA BE PLAYIN’??? DOES IT MATTER??! WILL THEY BE ON THE TALENT LEVEL OF PORT’S NEW ADDITIONS?!? THEY CAN’T POSSIBLY COMPETE WITH THAT! WHY IT’S LIKE, IT’S LIKE, IT’S LIKE….FREO TRYING TO WIN A PREMIERSHIP….AGAINST THANOS!! JUST NEED THOSE STONES, ERRRR, LIL GREEN MEN!! OH WAIT!!, MAYBE WE CAN ASK MICHAEL BARLOW TO ACCEPT A BAG OF CASH JOIN OUR LIST!!!

OHHH……WRONG BARLOW!!! SO WE’RE FLUCKED!!!


PORT BY A CORRECTLY INCORRECT CORRECT DECISION.​

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

New contest against a team in Adelaide. Les do it boys!!!

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Feeling surprisingly confident about this one.

 

[mattis117]

I'll be at a wedding during this game, unfortunate timing.

Hope that I can enjoy a great replay tomorrow!

 

[King Huskii]

If Freo win ill cry tears of joy

I just can't see us beating them. Why am I so pessimistic

 

[serial_thrilla]

I feel like this is the game where Amiss returns to form. 5 goals please.

 

[DeanS]

I might be wrong but I like to think playing the same venue as last week gives us some sort of advantage. I'm going to say Dockers by 13.

 

[Ghost Pig]

If Freo win ill cry tears of joy

I just can't see us beating them. Why am I so pessimistic

It's just self preservation, at this point the alternative would be irrational confidence.

That comes after the boy's win against the odds enough times that we forget ourselves and start walking around like those bastards uo the road.

 

[poshman]

What a stunning day! Read a book, worked on learning French, the language not anything else you degenerates. Walked by the river, played with the beautiful ones, time with the wife. Some gardening in my footy shorts with my freo socks on display... and a nice set of pegs.. Bed time stories and ready to watch the game halfway through the first quarter!

What a Day! What a time to be a Freo supporter! The ride has begun and we are in with a shot against a top four side away from home!

FREEEEOOOOOO FREEEEOOOOOOOO

 

[Quay Club]

What a stunning day! Read a book, worked on learning French, the language not anything else you degenerates. Walked by the river, played with the beautiful ones, time with the wife. Some gardening in my footy shorts with my freo socks on display... and a nice set of pegs.. Bed time stories and ready to watch the game halfway through the first quarter!

What a Day! What a time to be a Freo supporter! The ride has begun and we are in with a shot against a top four side away from home!

FREEEEOOOOOO FREEEEOOOOOOOO

Vive La Freo!

 

[Stinky Lomax]

I’d be a very nervous umpire doing this one.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

I’d be a very nervous umpire doing this one.

I wouldn’t be. It’s Port Adelaide vs Fremantle. If they screw either team over there will be nothing to see here and the AFL hierarchy will lose no sleep whatsoever.

 

[ilikepotatoes]

I have a nagging feeling they'll target Clark/Freo for dissent just to prove a point.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Have there been any dissent free kicks this round so far?

 

[noise36]

Despite shitting the bed and losing in the finals minutes, I didn't think prior to the game we would play as well as we did last week, are we actually pretty good this year or did we spend our tickets on a 3-0 vs 3-0 , only one can take 4-0 clash. We are going to have to play out of our skins to beat a full strength port at home!

 

[noise36]

Have there been any dissent free kicks this round so far?

You know they will never play that exact free kick again, its just another dockery thing for the record books.

 

[go_the_dockers]

Have there been any dissent free kicks this round so far?

One on Friday night.

 

[Minz]

If Freo win ill cry tears of joy

I just can't see us beating them. Why am I so pessimistic

If you're like me, you're pessimistic because you've been a Freo supporter for a long time. Pessimism cushions the blows.

And also makes the highs higher

 

[Fat Nyfe]

Think this’ll be a tough one and expecting a loss but fingers crossed.

 

[Ghost Pig]

I have a nagging feeling they'll target Clark/Freo for dissent just to prove a point.

I was hoping they'd be gifting us free kicks to apologise for the obvious touched ball

 

[Wray27]

There is a bit of purple floating around Adelaide.
I’m quietly confident.
Dockers by 17pts

 

[vidwhal]

Yeah, despite the fiery preview, I do think this is a good solid 50/50 game. Reckon it's simply the midfield that takes on the contest first that wins.

 

[kingswood71]

Port will be tough to beat but hopefully we rise to the challenge.
If we start slowly here, they will make us pay you would think, so need to come out all guns blazing.
Head says Port, heart is always purple, so us by a slim margin.

 

[theGav56]

I feel like this is the game where Amiss returns to form. 5 goals please.

Last week's game style is never going to be ideal for a developing kpf.

 

[arsesmart]

I'm hoping Walker uses a jar and a half of hand grip today. Some one touch loose ball gets would make the world of difference to his game.