Banter RDT 157 - Not allowed

[Dazzler9]

I feel less alone now.

I've just gone back to re-read it, and after having done so, I must admit...

nup, still not funny.

 

[Ishmael_]

 

[Ishmael_]

Those are perhaps more umm 'vulvic' than I intended, my point was, water infrastructure isn't funny.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Those are perhaps more umm 'vulvic' than I intended, my point was, water infrastructure isn't funny.

Oh pipe down.

 

[Bender_]

Those are perhaps more umm 'vulvic' than I intended, my point was, water infrastructure isn't funny.

Gives a new meaning to putting your fingers in the wall.

 

[Ishmael_]

Oh pipe down.

I see we're plumbing new depths here.

 

[TY24]

Oh no I have to go in to bat for Ochre here. Outstanding joke.

THE A5 we finally corrupted him to the point where he made a cricket reference

 

[TY24]

I see we're plumbing new depths here.

How long was that one in the pipeline for?

 

[Dazzler9]

Dazzler: scoffs dismissively at low brow humour and puns.

Also Dazzler: sits patiently, waiting for the right time to reply with 'whatever floats your boat'

 

[TY24]

Dazzler: scoffs dismissively at low brow humour and puns.

Also Dazzler: sits patiently, waiting for the right time to reply with 'whatever floats your boat'

What’s red and tastes like blue paint?

 

[Dazzler9]

What’s red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint?

 

[TY24]

Red paint?

...maybe

 

[Dazzler9]

One for the kiddies this Easter:

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A: Bunny farts.

 

[Bender_]

What’s red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint?

Oh my God it works on so many levels!

 

[squashface]

I bet out of all his posts, Ochre regrets that one at least the 3rd most.

 

[TY24]

I bet out of all his posts, Ochre regrets that one at least the 3rd most.

There’s so many to choose from!

 

[Ochre]

I bet out of all his posts, Ochre regrets that one at least the 3rd most.

I have 30k posts on this hellsite, it's not top 100

 

[Bender_]

I have 30k posts on this hellsite, it's not top 100

Not bitter top 5.

 

[FKASC]

Shamefully I have 15k posts and I only just set up this account a year or two ago. If you haven’t put me on ignore yet, you should delete your account

edit - it was almost 4 years ago. wtf, where is time going. who am i. what even is life.

 

[Bender_]

Shamefully I have 15k posts and I only just set up this account a year or two ago. If you haven’t put me on ignore yet, you should delete your account

edit - it was almost 4 years ago. wtf, where is time going. who am i. what even is life.

Loser


*from someone that has triple your posts

 

[Truckosaurus]

Edit: That wasn't just the preview? WTF, who cuts off the punchline?


Edit 2: Just imagine these as one gif, without my commentary.

 

[TY24]

Shamefully I have 15k posts and I only just set up this account a year or two ago. If you haven’t put me on ignore yet, you should delete your account

edit - it was almost 4 years ago. wtf, where is time going. who am i. what even is life.

You’re not even as old as me yet, young one

 

[THE A5]

One for the kiddies this Easter:

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A: Bunny farts.

Reminds me of this aha

 

[THE A5]

I have 30k posts on this hellsite, it's not top 100

It's not about the amount post but rather the amount of likes. Am I right Godfather32?

 

[TY24]

Reminds me of this aha

A classic one my dad uses a fair bit is

what do you call a black man on the moon?

an astronaut you racist prick