Banter RDT CLXXXIII - Trucko’s Jatz Crackers

[Godfather32]

Wish me luck, bout to dog sit my sisters dog for three weeks. campaigner loves to mark his territory and piss inside the house.

I think you'll have to follow him around and piss where he pisses to cement yourself as the pack leader

 

[Truckosaurus]

The decline of print media really hinders the old bonk on the nose with a rolled up paper approach to training. Bonk on the nose with a smart phone is asking for expensive trouble.

 

[THE A5]

I think you'll have to follow him around and piss where he pisses to cement yourself as the pack leader

The ****ed has dinner plate for paws and he did this as a pup. There’s no chance i come out on top

 

[Godfather32]

The ****ed has dinner plate for paws and he did this as a pup. There’s no chance i come out on top
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Are you sure your sister doesn't own a bear?

 

[Dazzler9]

The ****ed has dinner plate for paws and he did this as a pup. There’s no chance i come out on top
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Jesus! No intruder risk for 3 weeks at least.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Europe time!

Wish me luck - somebody my age should know a lot more about navigating airports than I do haha.

 

[Godfather32]

Europe time!

Wish me luck - somebody my age should know a lot more about navigating airports than I do haha.

Have a good time mate

 

[THE A5]

Jesus! No intruder risk for 3 weeks at least.

He’s actually got basic protection training but is offset by his lack toilet training in my house

Are you sure your sister doesn't own a bear?

He’s more close to a wild animal than a dog tbh

 

[kane249]

Interesting to go back and watch the announcement of the first iPhone and how Steve Jobs was pretty much spot on about this being a product that changes history.

To think that Hurn was still playing when this was announced

It was only 3 years since Essendon's last finals win back then too

 

[Barrybran]

He’s actually got basic protection training but is offset by his lack toilet training in my house

Have you tried putting an intruder outside the house? Dog goes outside, bites the intruder, does his business, comes back in. Sorted.

 

[FKASC]

The decline of print media really hinders the old bonk on the nose with a rolled up paper approach to training. Bonk on the nose with a smart phone is asking for expensive trouble.

Whatever happened to those paper thin screens we were promised

 

[THE A5]

Have you tried putting an intruder outside the house? Dog goes outside, bites the intruder, does his business, comes back in. Sorted.

Do you wanna volunteer?

 

[Barrybran]

Do you wanna volunteer?

Oh I couldn't do that. I don't even know where you live.

 

[Bender_]

I usually only have Americanas in the morning to avoid the sugar, but **** me starting the day with a flat white is so good. It's like a dessert.

 

[Dazzler9]

I usually only have Americanas in the morning to avoid the sugar, but * me starting the day with a flat white is so good. It's like a dessert.

Macchiato for me. Flat whites are just too milky for my liking.

 

[Mr Eagle]

I usually only have Americanas in the morning to avoid the sugar, but * me starting the day with a flat white is so good. It's like a dessert.

Who is making your flat white???

 

[Bender_]

Who is making your flat white???

Me. Going from a double shot of espresso topped up with hot water to a double shot, 100ml milk and 2 sugars is quite the jump!

 

[Mr Eagle]

Me. Going from a double shot of espresso topped up with hot water to a double shot, 100ml milk and 2 sugars is quite the jump!

Yes, I think I see the problem.

 

[Bender_]

Yes, I think I see the problem.

You see a problem, I see a well deserved treat.

 

[Mr Eagle]

You see a problem, I see a well deserved treat.

Are you aware that you can also put sugar into black coffee?

 

[Bender_]

Are you aware that you can also put sugar into black coffee?

You're a mad man! A mad man!

I find that black coffee with sugar makes a sickly sweet mix that I don't enjoy, whereas the milk gives it a nice balance.

I am aware of other forms of coffee combinations etc, I was saying that having a flat white is quite the treat.

Have you had your coffee yet Mr Grumpy-pants?

 

[Mr Eagle]

Have you had your coffee yet Mr Grumpy-pants?

Yes, and I'm still grumpy-pants. Which is the problem.

 

[RookiePick]

Textured milk is pretty sweet anyway. 2 spoons of extra sugar...wild! I do drink a larger cup though, double shot and ~200mL milk so that probably changes things a bit.

 

[Dazzler9]

I don't understand putting sugar in coffee.

 

[Bender_]

I don't understand putting sugar in coffee.

What about ghee and vanilla extract?