Banter RDT 172 - Switching to wrestling chat. Not really Full Stop

[HoneyBadger35]

Hope they both shatter their legs and never play again.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Hope they both shatter their legs and never play again.

Trying to imagine a scenario where both players in a singles tennis match suffer simultaneous broken legs. The only one I can come up with that doesn't require the laws of physics to break is they're both arguing with the chair umpire when the chair falls over and crushes them both.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Is spontaneous existence failure of both parties definitely out of the question?

 

[MKMatty]

Trying to imagine a scenario where both players in a singles tennis match suffer simultaneous broken legs. The only one I can come up with that doesn't require the laws of physics to break is they're both arguing with the chair umpire when the chair falls over and crushes them both.

They both go to argue with the umpire. The umpire is actually Vince McMahon.. He climbs down and picks the chair up off the ground, roundhousing them both and breaking their legs in one fell swoop. Vince then flees before the authorities arrive. Not for the chair incident though.

 

[kane249]

 

[Ochre]

Oh Rillie?

 

[kane249]

Oh Rillie?

Ya Rillie

 

[Dazzler9]

Yowsers. Spectacular footage.

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/travel-stories/video-shows-moment-hiker-survives-kyrgyzstan-avalanche-during-guided-tour/news-story/0d460b04c037a4b1c244ca9f5c601cc1

 

[Truckosaurus]

Aloe Vera infused tissues are the single greatest thing humankind has ever created.

 

[FKASC]

Aloe Vera infused tissues are the single greatest thing humankind has ever created.

Always been a eucalyptus guy myself

 

[Ochre]

Aloe Vera infused tissues are the single greatest thing humankind has ever created.

Someone's never used a Playstation Vita

 

[Truckosaurus]

Someone's never used a Playstation Vita

I didn't think anyone had, weren't they all put in the same pit that the ET Atari cartridges went into?

 

[Bender_]

I didn't think anyone had, weren't they all put in the same pit that the ET Atari cartridges went into?

How dare ye.

 

[Mr Eagle]

There's a man who misses his Yellow Pages.

 

[THE A5]

I guess the one thing we know for sure is that The A5 hasn't seen the Top Gun sequel yet.

I haven’t seen the first movie yet. Anyone wanna spoil it?

 

[Truckosaurus]

I haven’t seen the first movie yet. Anyone wanna spoil it?

America wins

 

[Dazzler9]

I haven’t seen the first movie yet. Anyone wanna spoil it?

Goose impregnates Meg Ryan.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Goose impregnates Meg Ryan.

And that's how we got Ryan Gosling.

 

[Dazzler9]

And that's how we got Ryan Gosling.

That's Rillie bad.

 

[MKMatty]

America wins

America! Fack Yeah!

 

[Truckosaurus]

That's Rillie bad.

 

[Spoon_Man]

I haven’t seen the first movie yet. Anyone wanna spoil it?

Apparently playing sweaty sports in denim doesn't chafe you up..

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Just throwing it out there.

Everything Everywhere All at Once is the best movie I’ve ever seen. Period.

Anyone else watched it?

 

[Truckosaurus]

No. I was waiting for it to get a cinematic release here but then it didn't and went to a streaming service I don't have instead.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

No. I was waiting for it to get a cinematic release here but then it didn't and went to a streaming service I don't have instead.

That’s the problem with modern movies.

Franchised piles of generic garbage make billions for people who (mostly) couldn’t give two shits about creativity, or self expression, or creating art to touch other people.

Things created with love and gay abandon like this movie get swept aside.

Find a way to watch it if you can.