Banter RDT 173 - Stupid Americans think wrestling is real

[Godfather32]

Was buying a freezer today and tried the Homemedic massage gun - $250 and no money goes to Fyfe. Think that's a compromise I'm willing to make.

Wifey got me one for $99 from JB on spesh. Does the trick. Bit big and clunky but that's what she said

Wtf are you guys on about?

 

[Dazzler9]

Wtf are you guys on about?

Some sort of jerk-off machine they've come across.

 

[Bender_]

Wtf are you guys on about?

A massage gun. I really need to STFU about it.

 

[Bender_]

Some sort of jerk-off machine they've come across.

Hey, that was my high-school nickname!

 

[Dazzler9]

Hey, that was my high-school nickname!

I don't know wanna know about your high school sex life mate.

 

[Bender_]

I don't know wanna know about your high school sex life mate.

*non-existent

 

[squashface]

Sorry Ochre.

 

[Dazzler9]

*non-existent

Mine involved an Elle MacPherson calendar and the weekly episode of Sex/Life, hosted by Sophie Lee.

Side note: Sophie Lee used to date Mick Molloy. Like, WTF?

 

[Bender_]

Mine involved an Elle MacPherson calendar and the weekly episode of Sex/Life, hosted by Sophie Lee.

Side note: Sophie Lee used to date Mick Molloy. Like, WTF?

Must've been prior to Totti Goldsmith taking over. I remember those days, when The Panel was the best show on TV.

 

[Dazzler9]

Must've been prior to Totti Goldsmith taking over. I remember those days, when The Panel was the best show on TV.

It was Sophie Lee circa 1993. It might've had a slightly different title, but basically the same show. Soft p0rn dressed up in a vaguely educational guise. Geez I loved it.

 

[Godfather32]

Some sort of jerk-off machine they've come across.

A massage gun. I really need to STFU about it.

Ahh...right....

 

[Ochre]

Fyfe only uses it to massage a very special part of his body.

Don't knock it til you try it.

 

[Keys]

Don't knock it til you try it.

Well if you want to massage Fyfe in a very special part of his body who am I to stop you

 

[Godfather32]

For someone who's not a massive LOTR fan the new series starts off pretty well

 

[Chump Change]

Side note: Sophie Lee used to date Mick Molloy. Like, WTF?

Chicks are groupies essentially.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Do I go to the bakery and pay $6 for a (delicious) ham and cheese croissant or Bunnings to pay $3.50 for a (delicious) sausage and onions?

The weather is making me lean towards the one that doesn't require lining up outside.

 

[Bender_]

Do I go to the bakery and pay $6 for a (delicious) ham and cheese croissant or Bunnings to pay $3.50 for a (delicious) sausage and onions?

The weather is making me lean towards the one that doesn't require lining up outside.

Croissant!

 

[WCErevival]

Do I go to the bakery and pay $6 for a (delicious) ham and cheese croissant or Bunnings to pay $3.50 for a (delicious) sausage and onions?

The weather is making me lean towards the one that doesn't require lining up outside.

Depends who the sausage is raising money for.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Do I go to the bakery and pay $6 for a (delicious) ham and cheese croissant or Bunnings to pay $3.50 for a (delicious) sausage and onions?

The weather is making me lean towards the one that doesn't require lining up outside.

 

[Dazzler9]

Wait. Do people go to Bunnings just for the sausage in a bun?

 

[squashface]

Croissant clearly the correct choice

 

[Farang83150]

A bar of soap or shower gel?
Bar of soap myself, old-school!

 

[Truckosaurus]

Guy in front of me in bought the last croissant so I had to quickly think of something else to order and got the bacon and egg brioche but I was panicking so when they asked if I wanted it toasted I said "no". So now I have to do it and it'll get burnt.

 

[Farang83150]

Guy in front of me in bought the last croissant so I had to quickly think of something else to order and got the bacon and egg brioche but I was panicking so when they asked if I wanted it toasted I said "no". So now I have to do it and it'll get burnt.

Poor decision making under pressure...4 year deal coming your way!!

 

[Truckosaurus]

Wait. Do people go to Bunnings just for the sausage in a bun?

Will 100% do this as a cheap and easy lunch option. I live near one so it's basically like going to McDonald's only less evil.