Banter RDT 173 - Stupid Americans think wrestling is real

[Bender_]

Should just move to Baldivis and go for the Brumbies.

 

[Bender_]

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Read in his voice perfectly.

 

[WCE_phil]

Before moving to Geelong I suggest living in the older part of Kwinana for 6 months.

 

[Mr Eagle]

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One episode to go. The wait may kill me.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

One episode to go. The wait may kill me.

Great penultimate episode today.

 

[FKASC]

Booked flights down to Melbourne a few weeks ago and planned to go to the Geelong v WC yearly massacre.

Tickets went on sale today and I figured that nobody would be too interested in that but when I jumped on after work to grab tickets for myself and a few mates there was only singles available.

Surely people aren't that keen for 1st v 17th that they will almost sell out a stadium 2 weeks in advance?

Oh you’re kidding me, I assumed they’d be available. I’m a Victorian member so maybe I’ll be able to book for two members together.

 

[Bender_]

There's an extra hot, firey, spikey torturous place in hell for people who slurp their drinks in an office.

 

[Keys]

There's an extra hot, firey, spikey torturous place in hell for people who slurp their drinks in an office.

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People slurping drinks and chewing with an open mouth deserve to watch reruns of lost for eternity

 

[FKASC]

Also people trying to eat quietly but still with their mouths open. Almost worse because it’s so slow and drawn out

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

Just people in general really.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Once you've had a colleague who microwaves fish and eats it at their desk in an open plan office, all other sins seem insignificant.

 

[Keys]

Purple slurping drinks and chewing with an open mouth deserve to watch reruns of lost for eternity

Or spend their life with the oversized hat wearing woman in this video

 

[Biggie]

Once you've had a colleague who microwaves fish and eats it at their desk in an open plan office, all other sins seem insignificant.

This is just the worst thing Ive experienced in an open office plan.

 

[Bender_]

Once you've had a colleague who microwaves fish and eats it at their desk in an open plan office, all other sins seem insignificant.

Our OHS rep told me off after people complained about my parmesan once. Fair enough I just never knew others found it so offensive.

 

[FKASC]

We have open plan but it’s hot desk so you’re not allowed to eat at the desk

 

[Bender_]

Or spend their life with the oversized hat wearing woman in this video

She's definitely a child of former Nazis.

 

[Dazzler9]

Or spend their life with the oversized hat wearing woman in this video

I'd be willing to bet the current thread title has literal application to these folks.

 

[kane249]

Purple slurping drinks and chewing with an open mouth deserve to watch reruns of lost for eternity

Got a colleague who very noisily slurps their porridge at their desk every morning

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

Never understood why people get upset over the smell of food.

It just makes me hungry.

Which I guess would make me upset if I didn't have food or the ability to purchase more food.

(I never eat at my desk though)

 

[DanWCE]

Got a colleague who very noisily slurps their porridge at their desk every morning

the flip. That porridge consistency sounds all wrong.

Also get your own office you plebs

 

[Quinz]

My dad used to hate, and still hates, anyone asking him what he's eating or commenting on what he's eating or asking if he wants a coffee or to get them a coffee etc. For him food/drink is a purely solitary enjoyment unworthy of being mentioned or remarked upon.

When I suggested he could try and avoid eating at his desk if that was the case he didn't appreciate it. A strange man.

 

[Dazzler9]

My dad used to hate, and still hates, anyone asking him what he's eating or commenting on what he's eating or asking if he wants a coffee or to get them a coffee etc. For him food/drink is a purely solitary enjoyment unworthy of being mentioned or remarked upon.

When I suggested he could try and avoid eating at his desk if that was the case he didn't appreciate it. A strange man.

Ask him what he thinks of people taking photos of their meals and posting it on SM.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

My dad used to hate, and still hates, anyone asking him what he's eating or commenting on what he's eating or asking if he wants a coffee or to get them a coffee etc. For him food/drink is a purely solitary enjoyment unworthy of being mentioned or remarked upon.

When I suggested he could try and avoid eating at his desk if that was the case he didn't appreciate it. A strange man.

Has he tried taking his lunch into the toilet and eating it in a cubicle?

I’m sure that wouldn’t be mentioned or remarked upon.

 

[Farang83150]

Before moving to Geelong I suggest living in the older part of Kwinana for 6 months.

Does it still really stink driving through Kwinana?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Does it still really stink driving through Kwinana?

Not if you like the smell of refineries.