Banter RDT 173 - Stupid Americans think wrestling is real

[ashley12]

My dad used to hate, and still hates, anyone asking him what he's eating or commenting on what he's eating or asking if he wants a coffee or to get them a coffee etc. For him food/drink is a purely solitary enjoyment unworthy of being mentioned or remarked upon.

When I suggested he could try and avoid eating at his desk if that was the case he didn't appreciate it. A strange man.

I am 100% in the same boat. I hate the idea of two people going to eat over lunch vs just going separately and getting what we each want. I hate going over to the in-laws and having them encourage me to eat more (I am 34) in the same way they encourage the 8yo and 6yo to eat up. I hate having to negotiate where the group is eating.

Give me the solo food experience every day.

 

[kane249]

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Would have thought phones were banned

 

[kane249]

They are supposed to be

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Gotta check the Simmo thread from third base.

 

[Ochre]

That BeReal notification can come at any time to be fair

 

[Truckosaurus]

Anyone from the Astros at Pittsburgh atm?

 

[Bender_]

Texting Will.I.Am during a performance?

 

[squashface]

Did you go gen admin or WCE fans? Probably worth asking the club if they can help. Just don't let them know that you know Fivey.

This worked surprisingly. Emailed the club and they sorted me out

 

[Ochre]

This worked surprisingly. Emailed the club and they sorted me out

You're welcome.

 

[FKASC]

Unfold the club

 

[MrKK]

This worked surprisingly. Emailed the club and they sorted me out

Probably gave you tickets off some staff member desperate to get out of watching another drubbing in Geelong.

 

[Keys]

Probably gave you tickets off some staff member desperate to get out of watching another drubbing in Geelong.

So Squashface will be fitting in the coaches box then

 

[Ochre]

The way we're going, I think squash is probably starting on a forward flank

 

[Bender_]

The way we're going, I think squash is probably starting on a forward flank

Classic Eagles, shoving the new talent onto the HFF no-mans land.

 

[Ochre]

Classic Eagles, shoving the new talent onto the HFF no-mans land.

And yet Clark will still be playing WAFL

 

[Ochre]

Alright, no more football chat

 

[Bender_]

Gaff is stalling Koby Squashfacens development.

Okay I'll stop.

 

[Quinz]

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Crazy to think someone who perfected comedy a decade ago is somehow achieving even higher heights this very morning.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I get the feeling that I'm not going to sleep tonight so I think I'll do something I haven't done since I got a full-time job and spend the whole night playing video games.

 

[Mr Eagle]

I get the feeling that I'm not going to sleep tonight so I think I'll do something I haven't done since I got a full-time job and spend the whole night playing video games.

Welcome to the world of messed-up circadian rhythms.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Welcome to the world of messed-up circadian rhythms.

My workplace likes to talk about flexible working hours. Let's see just how flexible.

 

[Keys]

Something something sex life, mate

 

[Truckosaurus]

Just buy a packet of glow in the dark condoms and a dildo. Much cheaper and saves electricity.