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[HoneyBadger35]

Her loss of sanity is our gain.

 

[Bender_]

Why ruin perfectly delicious bread with chunks of fruit?

How bout I just have a sandwich, then a nectarine and I'll put that devils shit-cake in the bin.

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

Toasted hot cross buns (proper ones, not this chocolate or hamburger (da ****?) shit) with copious amounts of butter is the best part of Easter.

 

[Truckosaurus]

The best part of Easter is six months later when I've finally used up the last of the chocolate people insist on giving me in a hot chocolate.

 

[Bender_]

The best part of Easter is spending time with your family to help remind yourself why you avoid spending time with your family.

 

[Goroyals22]

The best part of Easter is spending time with your family to help remind yourself why you avoid spending time with your family.

Surely you haven’t forgotten what it’s like at Xmas by Easter to need reminding of this.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Surely you haven’t forgotten what it’s like at Xmas by Easter to need reminding of this.

Depends how much you drink at Christmas

 

[Mop]

Now I have One Crowded Hour in my head and now I want fruit hot cross buns

Anyone else want to taint me?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Anyone else want to taint me?

We don't want to hear about your sex life, mate.

 

[Bender_]

We don't want to hear about your sex life, mate.

Sometimes I feel I've got to... run away.

 

[Dazzler9]

The best part of Easter was seeing my uncle see a Sherrin themed Easter egg belonging to my cousin and spur of the moment smashing it with his fist for fun. LOL, good times.

 

[DanWCE]

We just experienced a huge power outage which has shut the neighbour down from cranking music and singing with her girlfriends in her alfresco I fully expect a bad night of sleep coming up with no fans and white noise speakers for the kids but I will rest easy knowing that ****er had her catch up ruined

KERRPOW this one's for you

 

[Truckosaurus]

We just experienced a huge power outage which has shut the neighbour down from cranking music and singing with her girlfriends in her alfresco I fully expect a bad night of sleep coming up with no fans and white noise speakers for the kids but I will rest easy knowing that *er had her catch up ruined

KERRPOW this one's for you

So are you in Beeliar, Wattleup, Munster or Success?

 

[DanWCE]

So are you in Beeliar, Wattleup, Munster or Success?

Aubin Grove. The power is back but half the gals bailed the second the lights went out.

For a second I reckon the neighbour would've thought I tripped her meter box. Thought has gone through my mind

 

[THE A5]

Toasted hot cross buns (proper ones, not this chocolate or hamburger (da *?) s**t) with copious amounts of butter is the best part of Easter.

Think raisins in anything is a depressing as the death of christ tbh

 

[Truckosaurus]

Think raisins in anything is a depressing as the death of christ tbh

You haven't had one of Baker's Delight's escargots.

Mind you I also genuinely like oatmeal raisin cookies so I might not be unbiased here.

 

[Bender_]

I think if given the chance I could get through a whole Baker's Delight almond and custard loaf and spend the afternoon weeping with stomach cramps in the foetal position on the couch and not regret it.

 

[DanWCE]

I think if given the chance I could get through a whole Baker's Delight almond and custard loaf and spend the afternoon weeping with stomach cramps in the foetal position on the couch and not regret it.

Custard is

 

[Schtinker]

I think if given the chance I could get through a whole Baker's Delight almond and custard loaf and spend the afternoon weeping with stomach cramps in the foetal position on the couch and not regret it.

That's just your period kicking in.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Yeah! Real men get the blueberry teatime.

 

[Godfather32]

What kind of campaigner books in work involving chainsaws, excavators, bobcats and other assorted heavy machinery for 7am on a Sunday morning you ask?
Well, since you're interested, it's the kind of campaigner who doesn't live at the property yet so he doesn't have to put up with it

 

[Mop]

So are you in Beeliar, Wattleup, Munster or Success?

I lived in Wattleup for 20 years - grew up there .

Good to know power blackouts are still a thing that happen frequently.

Underground power FTW

 

[Bender_]

What kind of campaigner books in work involving chainsaws, excavators, bobcats and other assorted heavy machinery for 7am on a Sunday morning you ask?
Well, since you're interested, it's the kind of campaigner who doesn't live at the property yet so he doesn't have to put up with it

Isn't it your local area's noise laws that they can't start until after 8 or 9am in a Sunday?

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

What kind of campaigner books in work involving chainsaws, excavators, bobcats and other assorted heavy machinery for 7am on a Sunday morning you ask?
Well, since you're interested, it's the kind of campaigner who doesn't live at the property yet so he doesn't have to put up with it

Doesn’t the local council have rules about that sort of thing?

 

[Bender_]

That's just your period kicking in.