RDT CLXVVV - BigJohnson

[Miguel Sanchez]

Speaking of Mike White, Mike White's done it again squashface.

btw you can't bring something up randomly and then go "speaking of that thing I just brought up"

 

[ep2018]

My favourite part of that story is a number of loonies from Victoria arguing this is wasted money and loonies from non-Victoria arguing it's unfair that a State Government is buying a Grand Final (despite the fact WA did the same thing in 2021 in netball and Vic/NSW have done it in AFL/League forever).

If the Liberals did this all we'd be hearing right now is how shit it is that government is pandering to sport. No one wins.

 

[Ochre]

If the Liberals did this all we'd be hearing right now is how s**t it is that government is pandering to sport. No one wins.

Yeah, but **** Gina Rinehart

 

[Ochre]

btw you can't bring something up randomly and then go "speaking of that thing I just brought up"

Gimp

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Yeah, but * Gina Rinehart

We don’t want to hear about your sex life, mate.

 

[Bender_]

 

[Carbine Chaos]

4 losses in a row for the Wildcats.

We were easily the most professional sporting outfit in Australia for many years. Now we’re broken.

 

[Keys]

4 losses in a row for the Wildcats.

We were easily the most professional sporting outfit in Australia for many years. Now we’re broken.

The worst thing is this was entirely predictable the moment jabba the hut bought them

His only interest was in what the Wildcats could do for him and not what he brought to the club. Which was nothing

Jack Bendat drove a culture that vanished the moment fat guts walked in

Has zero redeeming features

 

[Ochre]

Has zero redeeming features

Sounding Board is alright to be fair

 

[Keys]

Sounding Board is alright to be fair

He’d make a good dart board

 

[Truckosaurus]

He’d make a good dart board

Nah, who knows what would leak out if he was punctured.

 

[Truckosaurus]

My relationship with the Halloween Google Doodle:

 

[DanWCE]

Can't wait for the media blow up over JJ not wearing a seat belt in TKs car as they head out for trick or treating

 

[kane249]

The awkward moment when a colleague lets rip an audible fart while he's doing a presentation in a recorded large Teams meeting.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

The awkward moment when a colleague lets rip an audible fart while he's doing a presentation in a recorded large Teams meeting.

Any chance another attendee surreptitiously unmuted their mic?

 

[kane249]

Any chance another attendee surreptitiously unmuted their mic?

Are you suggesting there was a second farter and it actually came from the assy knoll?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Are you suggesting there was a second farter and it actually came from the assy knoll?

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Trucko’s right, you may as well leave Kane. You’ll never say anything better than that.

 

[RookiePick]

I would also have accepted "gassy knoll"

 

[Dazzler9]

I would also have accepted "gassy knoll"

Gassy hole?

 

[Forward Press]

Are you suggesting there was a second farter and it actually came from the assy knoll?

Should just shut down this thread and delete all posts after it. Nothing can top this pun.

Keys

 

[Mop]

Mildly amusing story akin to the one that started RDT CLXVVV - BigJohnson


I came into work Monday for overtime. I wasn't supposed to be out. Other half was home alone.
At about 12:30 or so, the Ring doorbell goes off. Some bloke in high vis is at the door.
After three minutes old mate is still there, so other half gets up thinking maybe its one of my birthday presents being delivered (my birthday was the following day).

My other half apologises for the delay in getting to the door because of the doorbell lag.
Old mate nods and goes to walk in,
other half stares at him blankly. Old mate is clearly confused.

After a minute of awkward silence he goes "I'm here... ya know...for my massage?"
Other half wearing old clothes is taken aback "Uhhh... wrong house mate"
Old mate "nah nah I have a message, see?" and sure enough there it is... for 7 houses down.
He takes off all red faced, other half innocently shouts for the whole street to hear "ENJOY YOUR MASSAGE ))"

Well.. old mate is still at the house 7 down an hour later.
Clearly he got his.. massage.

Poor geezer is forever immortalized on our video doorbell

 

[RookiePick]

Mildly amusing story not akin to the one that started RDT CLXVVV - BigJohnson


I came into work Monday for overtime. I wasn't supposed to be out. Other half was home alone.
At about 12:30 or so, the Ring doorbell goes off. Some bloke in high vis is at the door.
After three minutes old mate is still there, so other half gets up thinking maybe its one of my birthday presents being delivered (my birthday was the following day).

My other half apologises for the delay in getting to the door because of the doorbell lag.
Old mate nods and goes to walk in,
other half stares at him blankly. Old mate is clearly confused.

After a minute of awkward silence he goes "I'm here... ya know...for my massage?"
Other half wearing old clothes is taken aback "Uhhh... wrong house mate"
Old mate "nah nah I have a message, see?" and sure enough there it is... for 7 houses down.
He takes off all red faced, other half innocently shouts for the whole street to hear "ENJOY YOUR MASSAGE ))"

Well.. old mate is still at the house 7 down an hour later.
Clearly he got his.. massage.

Poor geezer is forever immortalized on our video doorbell

If you aren't answering the doorbell in white pants and tee from now on, you are letting a huge opportunity slide

 

[Mop]

If you aren't answering the doorbell in white pants and tee from now on, you are letting a huge opportunity slide

If I had answered the door and clocked it I may well have played along. Use a deep husky voice "COME IN CHAMPION, YOU A BIG BOY ARENT YOU?"

There's this weird Italian massage bloke on youtube I weirdly had recommended to me - I reckon I could pull off an impression of him. He usually wears all white, but the gown is backwards, and a wrestling style belt. Dude is super intense

 

[Carbine Chaos]

5 losses in a row for the Wildcats.

We now live in a world where the Wildcats suck and WA cricket team is good. Lol wut.

At least the Glory are as reliable as ever.