Banter RDT CLXVVVI - Bender Told Me To

[Godfather32]

Ok, it's a long off-season. So for all you ice-cold only, lager-swilling Kents, here's the official explanation:

Lager (/ˈlɑːɡər/) is beer which has been brewed and conditioned at low temperature.[1] Lagers can be pale, amber, or dark. Pale lager is the most widely consumed and commercially available style of beer.[2] The term "lager" comes from the German for "storage", as the beer was stored before drinking, traditionally in the same cool caves[3] in which it was fermented.

As well as maturation in cold storage, most lagers are distinguished by the use of Saccharomyces pastorianus, a "bottom-fermenting" yeast that ferments at relatively cold temperatures.
Source. Wikipedia

For those of you with comprehension issues, here's the pertinent part - "bottom-fermenting" yeast...

Drink proper beer, and stay away from the frosty bum-brew gaiz (NTTAWWT)

I speak truth to power, what can I say.

Don't drink lager, most have no flavour.
I'm well aware that those English beers are meant to be drunk warm, I just think most warm beer is shit. I do like stouts & brown ales at a slightly (and I mean slightly) warmer temp than pale ales etc though

 

[Agent93]

Biggie Juice still goes down a treat.

Here's hoping the easterly stick around a while and the residual smoke doesn't blow over the house.

 

[Keys]

Biggie Juice still goes down a treat.

We don’t wanna hear about your sex life, mate

 

[shoutsatclouds]

Don't drink lager, most have no flavour.
I'm well aware that those English beers are meant to be drunk warm, I just think most warm beer is s**t. I do like stouts & brown ales at a slightly (and I mean slightly) warmer temp than pale ales etc though

The reason that most lagers don't taste of anything is probably because they are served too cold.

In beer context, warm = cellar temperature

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Anyways, I'm off for a nice cup of tea and a lay down...it's all been a bit too much.

 

[FKASC]

#notalllagers

 

[Bender_]

Chump beer discussion for those banned from the Home Brew thread.

 

[THE A5]

Anyone heard of the Alphabloke podcast? Got a call this morning from em saying they’re live on air and wanna have a yarn and I could be in the running for 10k.No clue how they got my number but i was already disarm oriented and confused as my place got broken into in the morning. Thought it was a hoax but googled em and the voices add up to what I heard over the phone

 

[DanWCE]

Anyone heard of the Alphabloke podcast? Got a call this morning from em saying they’re live on air and wanna have a yarn and I could be in the running for 10k.No clue how they got my number but i was already disarm oriented and confused as my place got broken into in the morning. Thought it was a hoax but googled em and the voices add up to what I heard over the phone

Hope nothing got nicked from your place, mate. Shit house feeling knowing some campaigner has been sneaking around in your private space looking for stuff to sell.

 

[ep2018]

Anyone heard of the Alphabloke podcast? Got a call this morning from em saying they’re live on air and wanna have a yarn and I could be in the running for 10k.No clue how they got my number but i was already disarm oriented and confused as my place got broken into in the morning. Thought it was a hoax but googled em and the voices add up to what I heard over the phone

If they stole your keys, change the locks asap. Was broken into in 2018 and they came back less than a week later to steal the car and open the shed. Thankfully the locks were changed and new car key was issued beforehand.

 

[FKASC]

A lager with flavour

 

[Keys]

A lager with flavour

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Goes well with a good Gunston

 

[Kapowie1]

A lager with flavour

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That’s a cracker. Good old beer advent calendar


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[Godfather32]

A lager with flavour

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Did you have to warm it up in the microwave first?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Well hey, my favourite documentarian has a new series that someone has kindly put on YouTube

 

[THE A5]

Hope nothing got nicked from your place, mate. s**t house feeling knowing some campaigner has been sneaking around in your private space looking for stuff to sell.

Yeah it’s defs shit and even Worrying I came face to face with the ****er without even being prepared for it

If they stole your keys, change the locks asap. Was broken into in 2018 and they came back less than a week later to steal the car and open the shed. Thankfully the locks were changed and new car key was issued beforehand.

yeah had the locksmith over today changing all the locks

 

[ashley12]

Corker of a WC Final

 

[Truckosaurus]

Oof, I'm going to have to work with a VERY depressed Brazilian today.

 

[kane249]

Oof, I'm going to have to work with a VERY depressed Brazilian today.

No one wants to hear about you wax life mate

 

[FKASC]

No one wants to hear about you wax life mate

I was close to posting this but decided against it. It was a close shave

 

[kane249]

I'm not the only one who thinks this is a trap right?

 

[Bender_]

I'm not the only one who thinks this is a trap right?
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"Click yes to have your account automatically deleted"

 

[Bender_]

Could they have made these follow buttons any bigger? Guaranteed to accidentally click on one if them daily.

 

[kane249]

"Click yes to have your account automatically deleted"

Anyone who's survived a mod Monday can spot an obvious ruse

 

[Ochre]

I'm not the only one who thinks this is a trap right?
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He said a month back he'll step down from day to day running of it in a few weeks. This is him trying to look like a hero for doing so

 

[Mop]

I'm not the only one who thinks this is a trap right?
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He'll just rig his own poll