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Turns out it was a gummy bear.
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Get Up!

It’s Grand Final Day ❤️💙

Really nervous. Another U18 undefeated season, all coming down to this one game. Sths have added a few girls that have tasted WAFLW experience and have a couple really good players as well.

We’ve been playing as team all year however and I think that will see us persevere today.

Very much hoping for this win.

Live on Streamer at 12.10pm. I’ve got a soft spot for #14 myself 😉

See you on the other side people.
 
Get Up!

It’s Grand Final Day ❤️💙

Really nervous. Another U18 undefeated season, all coming down to this one game. Sths have added a few girls that have tasted WAFLW experience and have a couple really good players as well.

We’ve been playing as team all year however and I think that will see us persevere today.

Very much hoping for this win.

Live on Streamer at 12.10pm. I’ve got a soft spot for #14 myself 😉

See you on the other side people.
Good luck mate, hope she goes well
 
Get Up!

It’s Grand Final Day ❤️💙

Really nervous. Another U18 undefeated season, all coming down to this one game. Sths have added a few girls that have tasted WAFLW experience and have a couple really good players as well.

We’ve been playing as team all year however and I think that will see us persevere today.

Very much hoping for this win.

Live on Streamer at 12.10pm. I’ve got a soft spot for #14 myself 😉

See you on the other side people.

Absolute scenes

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Had to come from behind

A certain No.14 one of the best on ground

Congrats to your girl Biggie
 
Just got back from partying

She’s still out there 🤣

She was dumped in 2021 and this year she earned her ****ing flag

So proud. 🥹
 
Ok so my ex who I haven’t spoken to in over a year sent me a message wanting my address to send me an invite to her wedding...
She wants to rub it in a make you jealous. She thinks you GAF. She wants you to come by yourself (as single, har har har).

You only have two options:

"Cheers. Soz, going ten pin bowling that night. If we win, we'll jump up the ladder from 8th to 7th".

or

Hire a high end escort and have her pretend she's your GF. She sort has to be 30% better looking than your ex. And then have her wear a white dress.
 

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Ok so my ex who I haven’t spoken to in over a year sent me a message wanting my address to send me an invite to her wedding...
Tell her you've made some serious life choices lately, and ask her to first confirm that there will be a kosher vegan gluten-free menu available.
 
She wants to rub it in a make you jealous. She thinks you GAF. She wants you to come by yourself (as single, har har har).

You only have two options:

"Cheers. Soz, going ten pin bowling that night. If we win, we'll jump up the ladder from 8th to 7th".

or

Hire a high end escort and have her pretend she's your GF. She sort has to be 30% better looking than your ex. And then have her wear a white dress.

Nah you've forgotten the 3rd:

Go and get absolutely loaded, fart really loudly during the couple's speech and then make a pass at the bride's mum.

Win
 
Well we broke up probably 2 years ago? She's been seeing this guy for maybe a year if I had to guess, maybe slightly longer
Let me guess, her body clock is ticking and she's sort of backed into a corner and has to marry this guy. Otherwise she has to go back to the start line. I bet she no longer has 3 years to see if someone is "right" to have kids with. Got to take a punt after 12 months.
 
Nah you've forgotten the 3rd:

Go and get absolutely loaded, fart really loudly during the couple's speech and then make a pass at the bride's mum.

Win

"And that kids, is the story of how I met your mother "
 
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