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[Chris_6678]

HELP! My partner doesn’t like me masturbating

I have a new partner and we have very different views on masturbation. She doesn’t want me to masturbate but it really relaxes me. Any suggestions?

www.perthnow.com.au

Which poor sod in here is this?

 

[Keys]

HELP! My partner doesn’t like me masturbating

I have a new partner and we have very different views on masturbation. She doesn’t want me to masturbate but it really relaxes me. Any suggestions?

www.perthnow.com.au

Which poor sod in here is this?

If only there was an alternative to her partner rubbing one out that she could help with

 

[Goroyals22]

Poor fellow… hopefully he doesn’t end up like this serial pest.





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[Keys]

Poor fellow… hopefully he doesn’t end up like this serial pest.


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We really didn’t want to hear about your sex life

 

[THE A5]

HELP! My partner doesn’t like me masturbating

I have a new partner and we have very different views on masturbation. She doesn’t want me to masturbate but it really relaxes me. Any suggestions?

www.perthnow.com.au

Which poor sod in here is this?

News/media sites obsession with sex/pr0n lately is hilarious. It’s as if they’re all being run by a 16 year old boy

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

That region of Queensland seems to be completely full of whack jobs.

 

[Keys]

That region of Queensland seems to be completely full of whack jobs.

This region?

 

[Goroyals22]

We really didn’t want to hear about your sex life

Can safely say it’s not me… I wouldn’t fit the bill as a jockey be it former or otherwise

 

[Truckosaurus]

News/media sites obsession with sex/pr0n lately is hilarious. It’s as if they’re all being run by a 16 year old boy

Given they're often the most read stories, 16 year old boys must be the ones visiting the sites too.

 

[Mop]

This is exceptionally funny, even for a caricature of a politican

 

[Mop]

There’s not many things living that can stand next to a massive saltie and still make it look tiny
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If you don’t love elephants you aren’t human. Exceptional creatures

 

[THE A5]

If you don’t love elephants you aren’t human. Exceptional creatures

I’ve watched that a couple times and that Croc wasn’t attacking the baby. It bobbed it’s head up and mum went awol and evicted it from it’s own home

 

[Bender_]

I’ve watched that a couple times and that Croc wasn’t attacking the baby. It bobbed it’s head up and mum went awol and evicted it from it’s own home

That elephant ate my whole platoon.

 

[THE A5]

That elephant ate my whole platoon.

*entire

 

[Bender_]

*entire

Get your own Simpsons jokes to steal.

 

[THE A5]

Get your own Simpsons jokes to steal.

But you butchered it like I butcher the quote function

 

[Bender_]

But you butchered it like I butcher the quote function

I doubt that.

 

[kane249]

True

I doubt that.

Story

 

[Bender_]

Finished...loved it!

Of all the things that I enjoyed about Beef, i think the 90s music really topped it off. Made it really feel like a creation of people from the same time/generation.

 

[THE A5]

I doubt that.

You’re right, yours was worse

 

[Farang83150]

There’s not many things living that can stand next to a massive saltie and still make it look tiny
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But it's only got 1 finger type thing for a nose....unlike the star nosed mole!!

 

[Bender_]

Tell me how I'm supposed to react to this:

Tonight I go to the pub with my family and in-laws. I get there and it's just me, wife and kids so I get a round for the 2 adults.

Then about a half hour later after everyone is there, I buy the 2nd round for 8 people including kids drinks.

A bit more time passes and my brother in-law buys the nest round of 8 drinks.

We eat dinner and the sister in-law gets up; flicking on her phone as per usual and returns to the table with a glass of wine and sits back down. I immediately react with "no worries I'll sort myself a drink".

Is this not piss poor self-centered behaviour? Is it not just basic good manners that if you're going to get yourself a drink then you offer to get one for the other people you're with? At home or out, it's pretty standard shit right?

Really.

 

[Farang83150]

Tell me how I'm supposed to react to this:

Tonight I go to the pub with my family and in-laws. I get there and it's just me, wife and kids so I get a round for the 2 adults.

Then about a half hour later after everyone is there, I buy the 2nd round for 8 people including kids drinks.

A bit more time passes and my brother in-law buys the nest round of 8 drinks.

We eat dinner and the sister in-law gets up; flicking on her phone as per usual and returns to the table with a glass of wine and sits back down. I immediately react with "no worries I'll sort myself a drink".

Is this not piss poor self-centered behaviour? Is it not just basic good manners that if you're going to get yourself a drink then you offer to get one for the other people you're with? At home or out, it's pretty standard s**t right?

Really.

It's actually one of my triggers, I have no problem calling tight people that are happy to have a drink bought for them out when they try the solo thing, unfortunately it's common here and really gets under my skin.
Here we often get the wnker that needs to go to the toilet when it's his round, nah mate, we can wait you tight rex!!

 

[Bender_]

It's actually one of my triggers, I have no problem calling tight people that are happy to have a drink bought for them out when they try the solo thing, unfortunately it's common here and really gets under my skin.
Here we often get the wnker that needs to go to the toilet when it's his round, nah mate, we can wait you tight rex!!

I don't think it's even a matter of being tight, but being just completely oblivious to other people's needs/wants. Tightness is avoiding it coz of the cost, being so self-centred that you can't even recognise that there's others that may want the a drink is just ****en ridiculous it makes me rage.

 

[Keys]

Tell me how I'm supposed to react to this:

Tonight I go to the pub with my family and in-laws. I get there and it's just me, wife and kids so I get a round for the 2 adults.

Then about a half hour later after everyone is there, I buy the 2nd round for 8 people including kids drinks.

A bit more time passes and my brother in-law buys the nest round of 8 drinks.

We eat dinner and the sister in-law gets up; flicking on her phone as per usual and returns to the table with a glass of wine and sits back down. I immediately react with "no worries I'll sort myself a drink".

Is this not piss poor self-centered behaviour? Is it not just basic good manners that if you're going to get yourself a drink then you offer to get one for the other people you're with? At home or out, it's pretty standard s**t right?

Really.

Totally shit behaviour

Buying (or avoiding buying) rounds is a good indicator of a person’s character