ROFL - Cyril Rioli in All Australian Squad - LOLs were had

[Stratton_Gun]

He didn't dob aswell did he?

Dw bro, Heartless only got a couple of weeks so he is back for finals

 

[DrEvil]

Inb4 Hawks flogs meltdown.

Milne > Rioli

Milne > Women, or so he thinks...

 

[Double the Fist]

Pretty obvious that Rioli is the best small forward in the league.

ooh aah Mark ****ing LeCras

 

[Amstaff_]

Will Minson says hi!

That went to the tribunal???

Really?

Cheryl is a weak dog. Everyone except dawk flogs know this.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Whenever any reference to Hawthorn is made in the media, you can just bet that the flog that made this thread or one of his unemployed cohorts will be all over it.

They have turned Bay 13 into their own sheltered workshop.

 

[MrFujiMoto]

That went to the tribunal???

Really?

Cheryl is a weak dog. Everyone except dawk flogs know this.

Oh I get it, dobbing outside of the tribunal does not count, rightio, carry on then. Why are you so mad at Cyril, him "dobbing" (f*ck I feel like I am in the school yard again) had no effect on heartless or your pathetic club making finals. Get mad at Port for missing the finals again, not Cyril.

 

[thecotch9]

An absolute ****ing disgrace. The selectors should be put down immediately.

 

[cynical]

even frodo is better than cyril

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

even frodo is better than cyril

Clearly you live in a world of fantasy.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Pretty obvious that Rioli is the best small forward in the league. There will always be a few ferals like the OP who can't see past simple goal tallies, but for those of us who aren't blind-sided by one particular stat, Rioli is the smart choice.

****ing bullshit. Milne is the best small forward in the league and has been for 10 years. You're such a ****ing idiot.

 

[SuperSub17]

Selector 5:

 

[Boxhead_31]

Whenever any reference to Hawthorn is made in the media, you can just bet that the flog that made this thread or one of his unemployed cohorts will be all over it.

They have turned Bay 13 into their own sheltered workshop.

That being the case what does it say about the Maybloom supporters who flock to the sheltered workshop to hang out?

 

[Catswin12]

Maurice Rioli was a really good player.. This Cyril Rioli is completely over rated hack living off his uncles name.

 

[ChappyUK]

Even an old and gawn Chappy has kicked more goals than Cyril.

 

[Hodgepodge]

******* bullshit. Milne is the best small forward in the league and has been for 10 years. You're such a ******* idiot.

This is about as intelligent as the Milne apologists sound. The fact is that Milne is only ahead of Rioli by 0.8 goals per game this season, and Rioli trounces him in everything else.

If you're judging it purely on goals kicked then all you're doing is the small forward equivalent of saying that Matthew Boyd is the best midfielder in the competition because he has the most possessions.

 

[11sjw]

Cats flogs on to this like flies on a turd. Their club would trade pretty much anyone on their list for him.

 

[Pessimistic]

Theyve got form mate, they've selected many spuds over the last five years or so

In fact most of them were

PS Eddie gets cyrils spot. Obvious really

 

[WWSD]

Inb4 Hawks flogs meltdown.

Milne > Rioli

Rioli >>> St Kilda FC sucess

 

[ChappyUK]

Cats flogs on to this like flies on a turd. Their club would trade pretty much anyone on their list for him.

So you're confirming that Cyril is shit?

 

[11sjw]

So you're confirming that Cyril is shit?

Nah, that any mention of him brings you lot out in droves. Not sure why the hurt but it is great to watch.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

We aren't hurt about Cryil, we just don't rate him because he has been missing for most of the games against Geelong

 

[Ilovethehawks]

I think a few Geelong folks here watched the 2008 Grand Final Cyril Rioli highlight reel too many times... wearing glasses so tainted that you could use them for welding.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Cyril is the perfect small footballer...

Turn nothing into something in the forward line...
Taken forward line pressure to a new level
Brings teammates into the game
Elite footskills
Amazing vision and decision making
Very hard to beat one on one
Clean center square clearance freak

 

[ChappyUK]

I think a few Geelong folks here watched the 2008 Grand Final Cyril Rioli highlight reel too many times... wearing glasses so tainted that you could use them for welding.

Now who's wearing the tainted glasses. Why would Geelong folk watch Cyril's 08 footage once let alone too many times.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

I think a few Geelong folks here watched the 2008 Grand Final Cyril Rioli highlight reel too many times... wearing glasses so tainted that you could use them for welding.

12 possie game and there's a highlight reel......wtf