Banter Round 16 v Hawthorn "Bruce McAvaney's Delicious Treat"

[ScrewInStuds]

Glad that the OP contains some cooking tips, because I tried the thread on the Hawks board and it was salty as ****.

 

[bungee]

Glad that the OP contains some cooking tips, because I tried the thread on the Hawks board and it was salty as ****.

I've never tasted ****

 

[bungee]

Hoping for more of this sort of Rioli brilliance this week.
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Nothing said about Reid's 'speccccccial' pickup of the ball that Rioli missed or his 'delicccccious' quick handball. One of Reid's best plays under a lot of pressure.

 

[bungee]

/obligatory

A guernsey to encourage men to show their feminine side ? I support that, though maybe the cross-dressing look went a little too far. It's a bit Dame Edna

 

[Olian]

/obligatory

The Power Rangers want their outfit back.

 

[SBD Gonzalez]

/obligatory

Needs breastplates.

But would still look lame as.

 

[The King!]

Needs breastplates.

But would still look lame as.

Jack Gunston would look lame in anything.

 

[MC_9]

/obligatory

I have no retort.

 

[SBD Gonzalez]

I have no retort.

The guernsey that passeth all human understanding.

 

[The King!]

So afl site tips us by 8 thats really the best troll against the hawks of anyone

Well played AFL

Their writers dont watch the round before clearly

 

[MrFujiMoto]

Anyone else find Hawks fans to be far less talented in the banter department than the other Victorian club supporters? Every attempt at banter just reverts to "You cheats got COLA".

They bang on and on and on about COLA, yet fail to disclose how much retainer they're paying Stevic.

Stevics on a pack of crisps and a fanta per match. We use our hard earned monies setting up pokie machines and making ourselves super rich, not paying half arse umpires. Seriously hope we get him for this match, for no other reason than to see your banter and preview threads go nuclear.

Oh and for all of those people bagging dingley, we are providing a community service. The government had no other ideas about how to turn a tip into the new Toorak, so they came to us. Hawthorn FC, bettering the community since forever.

Suck it flogs, Danglebury hiding by qtr time, jetta half chasing players to make sure he doesn't lose his dummy and the Hawks by 63

 

[SilentHunter_]

Stevics on a pack of crisps and a fanta per match. We use our hard earned monies setting up pokie machines and making ourselves super rich, not paying half arse umpires. Seriously hope we get him for this match, for no other reason than to see your banter and preview threads go nuclear.

Oh and for all of those people bagging dingley, we are providing a community service. The government had no other ideas about how to turn a tip into the new Toorak, so they came to us. Hawthorn FC, bettering the community since forever.

Suck it flogs, Danglebury hiding by qtr time, jetta half chasing players to make sure he doesn't lose his dummy and the Hawks by 63

 

[MrFujiMoto]

Generally the hawks fans on big footy are pretty nice, good for a joke and very knowledgeable about footy. The odd Cola snarky thing I guess but mostly banter.

Great people

Who are you and what have you done with Sir Swans.

 

[bungwahl]

Stevics on a pack of crisps and a fanta per match. We use our hard earned monies setting up pokie machines and making ourselves super rich, not paying half arse umpires. Seriously hope we get him for this match, for no other reason than to see your banter and preview threads go nuclear.

Oh and for all of those people bagging dingley, we are providing a community service. The government had no other ideas about how to turn a tip into the new Toorak, so they came to us. Hawthorn FC, bettering the community since forever.

Suck it flogs, Danglebury hiding by qtr time, jetta half chasing players to make sure he doesn't lose his dummy and the Hawks by 63

Contradiction?

I think most of the interstate clubs have come to grips with Stevic being Hawthorn's 23rd man.

 

[MrFujiMoto]

See I told you, community services and all. There were concerns that if we stole that game in the dying seconds it would have catastrophic effects on the mental well being, and economic prosperity of Sydney. C'mon, Rioli doesn't miss those by accident. But sshhhh, mums the word the AFL don't want to look like they openly rig games and fixtures.

By the way the best part of that clip is Shaw, the useless muppet, holding Breust off the ball.

 

[SilentHunter_]

By the way the best part of that clip is Shaw, the useless muppet

Even if you're a hawks fan, i'll agree with you on that one.

 

[MrFujiMoto]

Contradiction?

I think most of the interstate clubs have come to grips with Stevic being Hawthorn's 23rd man.

NEVER!!! You can have him, just up the crisps from the snack size to the family size bag. All yours.

I hear you have some cola, not fanta but I am sure he will switch. I heard he likes to switch, he might like Sydney. We know the AFL likes to switch things for Sydney.

Did I work enough of your Hawks whinging cliches in there Swans fans.

Now... be gone, I have MRP and umpires to rig.

 

[The King!]

Who are you and what have you done with Sir Swans.

Just welcoming of our overlords

 

[MrFujiMoto]

Just welcoming of our overlords

Smart cookie

 

[The King!]

Smart cookie

I am part of the hawks major sponsor after all, good to see my tax at work

 

[MrFujiMoto]

I am part of the hawks major sponsor after all, good to see my tax at work

Yes and get used to it, new deal coming up. You would also benefit from the economic influx, due to the Hawks, that the state government gets each year then. Well you might not, but someone should be and if not that is to be taken up with the government, not the community minded HFC.

 

[MrFujiMoto]

Good fred by the way OP, always good to have pre game banter

 

[RW]

I am part of the hawks major sponsor after all, good to see my tax at work

You've been turned!!

 

[RW]

Yes and get used to it, new deal coming up. You would also benefit from the economic influx, due to the Hawks, that the state government gets each year then. Well you might not, but someone should be and if not that is to be taken up with the government, not the community minded HFC.

Yeah I'm sure the Hawks do a great job for the community, they're just too bloody good right now is the problem. Ah well at least we managed to take one flag off you when not many other clubs can say that they have.

 

[MrFujiMoto]

Yeah I'm sure the Hawks do a great job for the community, they're just too bloody good right now is the problem. Ah well at least we managed to take one flag off you when not many other clubs can say that they have.

What flag is that? I know not of what you speak