Round 3 banner suggestions

[GreyCrow]

When deaf people make banners

We Fly As One
With our new sponsor
Can you feel the loving
From Danny Southern

 

[BigLefty]

Its getting dark but its not night time
So dont rush off home to bed
It's just the solar eclipse
Caused by Ollie Wines' head.

 

[Deaneus!]

A bit rude

Spoiler

That st kinda schoolgirl
She sure screwed Ricky Nixon
But your entire club's
Been ****ed by Charlie Dixon

 

[sgPanther]

Renewables weren't to blame.

You could change that a bit to:

Renewables won't be to blame for the Power going out today!

 

[Wouldbetackler]

We only stop stop stop
When were top top top

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Premier Jay
When we're taking our team picture
Holding the Showdown Cup
You're not invited

 

[Deaneus!]

Premier Jay
When we're taking our team picture
Holding the Showdown Cup
You're not invited

salient

 

[Deaneus!]

In the comp for twenty years
But you know it's true
Our new AFLW team's
Won as many flags as you

 

[Bovo]

Don't give it to Dixon
Cause he can't kick it
Now go to China
On a one way ticket

 

[23_fan]

Away to China Port will fly
Off to save some face
Let's hope they take the scenic route
Over Ukraine airspace

 

[TrainRoo32]

Away to China Port will fly
Off to save some face
Let's hope they take the scenic route
Over Ukraine airspace

Hmmm

 

[TrainRoo32]

Away to China Port will fly
Off to save some face
Let's hope they take the scenic route
Over Ukraine airspace

Hmmm

 

[Damp Squarie]

The Crows are here to show our class
Stick your bananas up your arse ****

 

[Damp Squarie]

The Gold Coast Are Red
The Puffers Are Blue
Get on your knees
And choke on our Goo

 

[SydCrow]

The Portress is a poor man's Crowval

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

On the fields we are rivals
Our differences couldn't be wider
But we share some things in common
We don't want Lobbe to play for us either

 

[GreyCrow]

Premier Jay
When we're taking our team picture
Holding the Showdown Cup
You're not invited

A message for Jay
Should have played in the day
Because tonight will see a blackout
After we witness a Power knockout

 

[pjcrows]

Our boy Jerka Jenkins
Went down like he'd popped his spleen
But at least his history won't be defined
By the number 119

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Puff the magic Port fan
Lived by the sea
But will soon never be seen again
When the Power are 2 & 3

 

[mistylake]

Hold your scarf above your head
sing a romantic song
If you want to
marry your brother or sister

I like where your going if you don't mind a little edit.

Wave your scarf, above your head.
Careful, you don't blister.
If you want to be accepted here.
Marry your brother, or your sister.

 

[mistylake]

The Gold Coast Are Red
The Puffers Are Blue
Get on your knees
And choke on our Goo

 

[Crowbots are dead]

Port are off to China with kosh , by bludging some state government dosh, it's a pity the contract with Suns was not read , now the Suns will be proudly wearing yellow and red!

 

[GreyCrow]

Sloane jumped
Ebert Bled
Watch out Power
Our jumpers Red

 

[dogs105]

*Poor taste alert*

Port sing Never Tear Us Apart
Is that some sort of cruel joke?
Like Michael Hutchence before you
You're best remembered for a choke

JP is all over this banner business. Should be consulted every week.

 

[FR0GGY]

A good start to the season
Today will be your first loss
At the end it'll be us who's laughing
Because you're coached by Michael Voss