Round 7 Carnage/Vent Thread

[Shadow89]

Surprised that Pet Raccoon isn’t a late out after Melbourne tried to kill him by drowning yesterday....

Lmao. This is exactly what I thought when I heard about the incident.


Melbourne coaching staff: Jee...Petracca has been out of form...

Goodwin: We just need to work on his connection with the mids

Melbourne coaching staff: We have an idea...and hear me out Goody...what if we tried drowning him?

Goodwin: Seems a little rash doesn't it?

Melbourne coaching staff: Now now, we only said try. Maybe if the players start thinking we're going to kill them, they might perform better?

Goodwin: ...Go on...

 

[Quokka]

Sorry guys. I brought in Taranto and he's playing fwd

Hey if that's where the balls gonna be.

 

[Jason Derulo]

Surely they didn't miss that hore tackle earlier, it was clear as day.

 

[TedDougChris]

Lmao. This is exactly what I thought when I heard about the incident.


Melbourne coaching staff: Jee...Petracca has been out of form...

Goodwin: We just need to work on his connection with the mids

Melbourne coaching staff: We have an idea...and hear me out Goody...what if we tried drowning him?

Goodwin: Seems a little rash doesn't it?

Melbourne coaching staff: Now now, we only said try. Maybe if the players start thinking we're going to kill them, they might perform better?

Goodwin: ...Go on...

Obviously everyone but Melbourne knows you don’t try tanking underwater....

 

[TheRednWhite]

140 today Bray, repay the faith FFS. I traded Crippa to get Rocky when it could have been you that got traded.

 

[TheRednWhite]

I paid too much for the HORE

 

[Corby_4]

Mummy 3 frees against already ffs...

 

[Crashy]

I paid too much for the HORE

Hate when that happens

 

[mitchzz]

Taranto looking lost out there

 

[TedDougChris]

Mummy 3 frees against already ffs...

You know he will get rubbed out on the week GWS don’t have the bye don’t you ???

 

[hjckr]

Mummy 3 frees against already ffs...

Doing pretty well despite them... Captain Taranto on the other hand is letting down my team

 

[hjckr]

Mummy 3 frees against already ffs...

EDIT: FOUR already ffs

 

[Corby_4]

You know he will get rubbed out on the week GWS don’t have the bye don’t you ???

Always the risk.
The week he does he goes for Gawn.

 

[Corby_4]

EDIT: FOUR already ffs

****ing hell...
Going for the all-time record.

 

[Iceman!]

Shadow89 Remember when i was going to get in Jaeger this week? Yeah i didn't... 43 at quarter time

 

[YippeeYiYeo]

anyone else got Hore on field?

 

[Crashy]

Jay Lockhart, 20 at 1/4 time

will finish on less than 40

 

[Crashy]

anyone else got Hore on field?

yep and Wilkie

 

[hjckr]

EDIT: FOUR already ffs

FIVE! Prediction time guys - Mumford over or under 12 FAs today?

 

[Quokka]

****ing hell...
Going for the all-time record.

5 for the quarter its a solid start if he is.

 

[TheRednWhite]

Nobody wants to go near JOM this year. He is seriously into my top 8 mids this week.

 

[Shadow89]

Mummy 3 frees against already ffs...

Make that 5 from the big d*ckhead. He should be on 34 right now, he's on 19. Such a f*cking idiot lol

 

[Shadow89]

Shadow89 Remember when i was going to get in Jaeger this week? Yeah i didn't... 43 at quarter time

Surely Harmes goes to him this quarter?

 

[mitchzz]

No tackles for Taranto. Interesting

Also bloody lift Hore. Wtf

 

[kozi]

Mummy 5 frees against for the quarter.

**** right off.